New Motorbike

megadodge

This guy had always dreamed of owning a Harley-Davidson motorbike, so finally when he had enough money saved he goes and buys a gorgeous second hand Harley he saw advertised in the paper.

Just after the deal was done, the old owner gave him a piece of advice.
He told him the secret to keeping the bike rust free was anytime you expected rain, to rub vaseline on the chrome and he'd have no problems.
The former owner gives him a jar for good luck and off he goes.

As he had arranged with his girlfriend to meet her parents that night for the very first time he decided he'd arrive on the Harley to create a big impression. He picked her up first and she was very impressed.

Just before they entered her parents house she warned him of a very unusual tradition they had in the house. Basically, nobody ever spoke because the first person to speak had to do the dishes !

He didn't think much of this until they opened the door and everywhere he looked there were dirty dishes !! On the stairway, on the floor, on the windowsills, absolutely everywhere, thousands of dirty dishes !! No bloody way was he gonna speak.

Later at the silent dinner table with her parents and sister he was feeling horny and realised he could take advantage of this rule. So without warning he lifts up his girlfriend, plants her on the table and rides her away to his heart's content. Needless to say, the family were shocked but they couldn't say anything...

A while later he's getting randy again and so he repeats his antics with the sister. Again, shocked as they were, nobody opened their mouth...

Not long after, he's still itching for action, so he has his wicked way with the mother !! Silence.

At this stage he looked out the window and noticed very dark rainclouds gathering in the sky. Immediately he thought of his bike and took out his jar of vaseline.

With that the father jumps up and roars "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE FUKIN DISHES !!!"

eoferrall

Very Good!!