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Sawmill

  • 15-08-2008 01:32PM
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Paddy and Mick landed themselves jobs at a sawmill.

    Just before morning break, Paddy yelled 'Mick!, I lost me finger!' 'Have you know' says Mick 'And how did you do it?'

    'I just touched this big spinning thing like thi - damn, there goes another one!'


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  • #2
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Paddy and Mick were working on a building site, Paddy says to Mick "I cant be bothered working all day I just want to go home" so he climbs to the top of the building site and hangs upside down on a steel girder so then the boss comes out and shout "what the hell do you think your doing" Paddy says "pretending to be a light bulb" so the boss says "go home your being stupid" so he climbs down and starts walking out - so Mick decides to follow and says "Im going home too" but just as he was putting his coat on to leave the boss shouts "and were do you think your going" Mick says home because Im not working in the dark......:eek:


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