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If you could have one thing...

  • 15-08-2008 10:06AM
    #1
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭


    Ok,

    Lets say you could be just magically granted any one thing in the world.. What would it be?

    Not health, or happiness or any of that rubbish but physical things,

    A Monster truck, The Mona Lisa, The Suit Elvis was buried in, a 1969 Ford mustang judge GTO, a pair of Keira Knightley's unwashed knickers, a coffee shop in Paris, next weeks winning lotto ticket...

    You get the idea..


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  • #2
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Ok,

    Lets say you could be just magically granted any one thing in the world.. What would it be?

    Not health, or happiness or any of that rubbish but physical things,

    A Monster truck, The Mona Lisa, The Suit Elvis was buried in, a 1969 Ford mustang judge GTO, a pair of Keira Knightley's unwashed knickers, a coffee shop in Paris, next weeks winning lotto ticket...

    You get the idea..

    ....your ma....

    Ok, NOW let the discussion begin....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The Taj mahal.


  • #4
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Next week's winning lotto ticket? Don't think so.

    I'll wish for the winning lotto ticket for the next bank holiday weekend please. There will inevitably be a suspicious amount of rollovers leading up to it.


  • #5
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    the winning lotto ticket for every week please!! ;)


  • #6
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    girl_friday wrote: »
    the winning lotto ticket for every week please!! ;)

    That's multiple things. Sorry you're disqualified. You got greedy.


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  • #7
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    javaboy wrote: »
    That's multiple things. Sorry you're disqualified. You got greedy.

    Could be one multi-draw ticket and get very lucky!! :rolleyes:


    I don't even do the lotto!! :P


  • #8
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Hmmm the lottery ticket or kiera knightleys knickers... toughy!! :pac:


  • #9
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    shrubbery


  • #10
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Grays sports almanac 1950-2000.


  • #11
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    heymcflyx wrote: »
    Grays sports almanac 2008-2020.

    FYP

    Chaching


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  • #12
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    ask 6th to pick you one up in the disco thread


  • #13
    dade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    not being picky but wasn't teh 69 judge a pontiac not a mustang?

    anyway back to the question. Angelina, kiara tied in my basement. no windows a sun bed for them to top up the tan and plenty of lube


  • #14
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    dade wrote: »
    not being picky but wasn't teh 69 judge a pontiac not a mustang?

    After asking the internetz.. Yes it was... I sit corrected.
    :o


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Hmmm the lottery ticket or kiera knightleys knickers... toughy!! :pac:

    Gotta be the knickers :p !

    One thing eh.....hmmm.....

    I want Madonna's virginity! Try getting that back, ****ing long gone!


  • #16
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    A monkey.


  • #17
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    dade wrote: »
    not being picky but wasn't teh 69 judge a pontiac not a mustang?

    Anal? :D
    anyway back to the question. Angelina, kiara tied in my basement. no windows a sun bed for them to top up the tan and plenty of lube

    Anal? :D


  • #18
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    A copy of my album... We got the recording for free so they wanted us to pay for our own CD. I told them to fvck off...

    Horrible ***** :(


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The island of St Maarten


  • #20
    dade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I sit corrected.
    :o

    only mentioned it coz i asked the good peopel at google about it too
    javaboy wrote: »
    Anal? :D

    well i'll stick it in her nose if needs be. a holes a hole once its wet and slightly warm


  • #21
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Canon EOS 40D with full range of lenses and addons with studio lights.

    Oh yeah.


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  • #22
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Iron Man's suit.


  • #23
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    the powers of invicability

    or

    a job where i earn the same amount as winning the lotto each year


  • #24
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    The Internets. Yes I would like to be the proud owner and facilitator of the webz.


  • #25
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    dade wrote: »
    well i'll stick it in her nose if needs be. a holes a hole once its wet and slightly warm

    Jaysus you're picky. :pac:


  • #26
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    dade wrote: »
    well i'll stick it in her nose if needs be. a holes a hole once its wet and slightly warm

    In the Ear ftw...

    Aural Sex

    :D


  • #27
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    The ability to convince anyone within 10 seconds to give me anything i wanted...:D


  • #28
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    gerTheGreat wrote: »
    The ability to convince anyone within 10 seconds to give me anything i wanted...:D

    I know what you mean. Am I imagining things or does Rohypnol take a lot longer to act than it used to?


  • #29
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    An orgasm


  • #30
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    the body of a greek goddess


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  • #31
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    sam34 wrote: »
    the body of a greek goddess

    It'd be in some state after 3000 years..
    I think I'd rather have a Bugatti ..


  • #32
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    My ex back. *sob*


  • #33
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sam34 wrote: »
    the body of a greek goddess

    :confused: Are you a woman or a necrophiliac?


  • #34
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    javaboy wrote: »
    :confused: Are you a woman or a necrophiliac?

    am a woman whose body could do with serious resculpting!


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The ANTIDOTE!
    /falls over.


  • #36
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    a private jet so id actually see some sun :)
    and a hunk beside me.


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  • #37
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Cuba

    (My first act as owner of Cuba with be to evict Bush from Gitmo, then invite Ireland to the wild going away party)


  • #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Gitmo is US soil I think.


  • #39
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    A Bugatti Veyron & my own petrol refinery to run it...


  • #40
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    A crocodile with indestructible crocodile proof collar and lead.


  • #41
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Gitmo is US soil I think.
    Then tell them to bring the US Navy Seabees with their soil moving equipment and take it with them! Cuba is mine, all of it, per my one thing wish... So now that's settled, when do we party?


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  • #42
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Then tell them to bring the US Navy Seabees with their soil moving equipment and take it with them! Cuba is mine, all of it, per my one thing wish... So now that's settled, when do we party?
    sunday is good for me!!!!:cool:


  • #43
    christeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭christeb


    Brian May's homemade Red Special guitar


  • #44
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    a years' supply of snack bars


  • #45
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    minxie1 wrote: »
    sunday is good for me!!!!:cool:
    Cool! Make sure you bring your bathing suit and plenty of sunblock, cause it's always summer there and the party will last for days!:cool:


  • #46
    jebuz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Just that cup over there would be fine


  • #47
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Cool! Make sure you bring your bathing suit and plenty of sunblock, cause it's always summer there and the party will last for days!:cool:
    ill pick you up in my jet!!!:D


  • #48
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    christeb wrote: »
    Brian May's homemade Red Special guitar

    That's not a guitar. Merely a toilet seat with ass floss added.
    Not for the faint hearted.


  • #49
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    minxie1 wrote: »
    ill pick you up in my jet!!!:D
    Sounds first class! Already packed! See ye at John Wayne near Newport Beach So Cal Sunday! I'll bring tiger prons and Champagne.


  • #50
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Sounds first class! Already packed! See ye at John Wayne near Newport Beach So Cal Sunday! I'll bring tiger prons and Champagne.

    Meet you there :cool:


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