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Hypnosis!

  • 14-08-2008 12:52pm
    #1
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    Woman comes home and tells her husband,

    Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?

    Well, they're gone." No more headaches.

    "What happened?

    His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.

    He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
    'I do not have a headache'; 'I do not have a headache', 'I do not have a
    headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

    Well, that is wonderful." husband says.

    His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
    in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and
    see If he can do anything for that?"

    The husband agrees to try it.

    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes,
    picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed
    and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed

    and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

    His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

    The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

    He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better
    than the first time.

    The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

    Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows

    him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and
    saying,

    "She's not my wife".

    "She's not my wife".

    "She's not my wife!"

    His funeral service will be held on Saturday.


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