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The annual air show protest: A poem by Kevin Higgins

  • 13-08-2008 5:12pm
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    Posts: 0


    Warning: Very, very artsy.

    The annual air show protest
    by Kevin Higgins

    U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds are God
    taking pneumatic drills to the sky.
    The cat covers his ears and retires
    to the back of the wardrobe.
    Elsewhere, a demo gives old friends
    somewhere to put their anger.
    The man who, every chance he gets,
    ticks you off for bearing false witness
    against East Germany, hands out red balloons.
    His moustache stops to congratulate itself.
    His heartbeat hammers: Long Live Stalin!
    Long Live Stalin! A guy with purple hair
    offers Food Not Bombs to an elderly
    white woman with dreadlocks.

    You uproot weeds, tell yourself
    if their dream republic got born,
    the cat wouldn't be crouching
    in the dark, but cold between slices
    of questionable brown-bread
    - all you'd have to eat - know
    you're more likely to go
    into the night on a unicycle
    screaming: Free Paris Hilton!
    Free Paris Hilton! than accept
    another red balloon from them.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    WTF?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭ch252


    ooooooooook, I think you should ride off into the night on your uni-cycle screaming free Paris Hilton!


    Really, what was the point in that?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I dunno, he's taking the p*ss of the GAAW protesters.

    Go fetch yer LC English Poetry books.

    My point: even the Poets don't think the GAAW make sense.

    Second paragraph translation:
    "If the GAAW Stalinists got their way, the only thing I could eat would be the cat, because everything else would be gone. You'll find me on a unicycle screaming to free paris hilton before I agree with that shower of commie loonies."

    Or something.

    I think.

    Really? Am I the only one who remembers those poetry appreciation classes from school?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Makes a lot more sense when your off your head on some Moroccan Skunkacidgrassshroom type trip...............


    .........now, ......i'm off to watch The Wall followed by some 1970's Magic Roundabout re-runs;):pac:


    PS. is ole Kevin Higgins any relation to MichaelD?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Someone's been hitting the shrooms a bit to hard:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Someone's been hitting the shrooms a bit to hard

    It'd be a better use of your time to hit poets instead :D

    I never understand why they don't just say what they mean. Why coat sentences in manure? Worse then politicians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    sorry but thats only pure bollocks so it is...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Well, I can't vouch for sense or taste, and poetry was one of the more annoying subjects in leaving cert, but if someone who's artsy enough to come up with that thinks the airshow is alright, then that has to be a good thing. One less loon waving a banner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭FiSe


    Who's Paris Hilton :confused:


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