What the most embarrassing thing you were caught doing, that you WEREN'T doing?

faceman

Ever been caught doing something embarrassing that you weren't actually doing?

I remember walking into the jacks in a job during a time I shouldnt have been in the staff area and there were 2 of my male colleagues in there. One was on his knees "scrubbing" other fella's trousers with the zipper down! They claimed he was helping him fix the zip!

Another time, i was putting in my contacts and having some trouble as I was in a rush. My eyes were very red and watery. Cue knock on the door by a neighbour and he starting asking if everything was ok. At first i didnt cop why cos I didnt realise it looked like i was crying! I was a grown man at the time. Morto!

WindSock

Looking at porn in work :pac:

I was bored one time and was randomly typing in words and phrases to see if they were .coms, and I took my favourite line from a film and added the .com bit, and lo and behold it was a pr0n site. About 1/2 an hour later my boss came up to me and asked me not to be looking at certain sites in work

mikemac

Sharing a house with a few people and one of the girls left assorted clothes out on the washing line.
Being Ireland, it was a windy day and some of it fell onto the wet grass.

So I went outside and started picking it up and putting it back on the line. Herself and her friends arrived back and found me handling her clothes and more particularly her underwear outside beside the washing line.

Got an instant reputation as a pervert and weirdo among her friends. Wtf, was only trying to be helpful! :mad:

Wreck

WindSock wrote: »

Looking at porn in work :pac:

I was bored one time and was randomly typing in words and phrases to see if they were .coms, and I took my favourite line from a film and added the .com bit, and lo and behold it was a pr0n site. About 1/2 an hour later my boss came up to me and asked me not to be looking at certain sites in work

Ok, your going to have to tell us what the line is, or else I'll be forever wondering about it.

I'm sincerely hoping your favorite film is Scarface and you got caught looking at midget porn.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

YORE MA

Carsinian Thau

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

YORE MA

Given the topic of the thread, does that post make any sense?

Perhaps I shouldn't go looking for deeper meaning in "YORE MA" posts...

WindSock

It's from Anchorman. When he says 'San Deigo, go F*ck Yourselves' It was the last bit of that sentance.com How did it not even cross my mind

Handsome Bob

Nothing can spring to mind personally but.........

My friend is not a fan of urinals, so he always use's the cubicles when he needs a piss while on the booze. So, one night he had a cold and was having a piss. He sniffles. A few seconds later in come the bouncers demanding he leaves the premise's immediately. When asked why, the bouncers replied, "we've received a complaint that you have been doing cocaine in the cubicle.":pac:

boogle

I was sitting at my desk one day and I was scratching my nose (the septum bit) as it was itchy. There was genuinely no picking involved. This guy (who is a loudmouth asshole) was standing across the room looking at me. Conversation: (very loud)

Him: Job done?
Me: Huh?
Him: Did you get what you were looking for?
Me: What are you on about?
Him: I saw ya picking your nose there, and enjoying it. Don't deny it now!
Me: I was scratching my nose ,it was itchy!
Him: No, you were picking, and ye ate it there too. Looked like a nice big juicy one!
Me: (mortified and blushing furiously) You're sick.

There was about 4 other people in the office and they all were laughing/giving me disgusted looks. I'm a woman too, so somehow that's a little bit more embarassing...

Magpie!

It wasn't me but a colleague.

He was telling me about this funny video he saw on www.videojug.com over the weekend but when he went to show me he typed in videojugs. It was an altogether different type of site. I died laughing at him.

To make it worse he'd just been bemoaning not seeign his gf that weekend so i got miles of slagging out of what he'd being doing to keep himself occupied over the weekend.

To make it even better - we were in a clients office and he looked it up on their computer.

im...LOST

WindSock wrote: »

It's from Anchorman. When he says 'San Deigo, go F*ck Yourselves' It was the last bit of that sentance.com How did it not even cross my mind

Noob.

It's actually: "Go Fúck yourself, San Diego."

:P

Handsome Bob

boogle wrote: »

I was sitting at my desk one day and I was scratching my nose (the septum bit) as it was itchy. There was genuinely no picking involved. This guy (who is a loudmouth asshole) was standing across the room looking at me. Conversation: (very loud)

Him: Job done?
Me: Huh?
Him: Did you get what you were looking for?
Me: What are you on about?
Him: I saw ya picking your nose there, and enjoying it. Don't deny it now!
Me: I was scratching my nose ,it was itchy!
Him: No, you were picking, and ye ate it there too. Looked like a nice big juicy one!
Me: (mortified and blushing furiously) You're sick.

There was about 4 other people in the office and they all were laughing/giving me disgusted looks. I'm a woman too, so somehow that's a little bit more embarassing...

He sounds like the office mr. nice guy:pac:.....

WindSock

Oh yeah, that's what I meant. It was gof*ckyourself.com

WindSock

boogle wrote: »

I was sitting at my desk one day and I was scratching my nose (the septum bit) as it was itchy. There was genuinely no picking involved. This guy (who is a loudmouth asshole) was standing across the room looking at me. Conversation: (very loud)

Him: Job done?
Me: Huh?
Him: Did you get what you were looking for?
Me: What are you on about?
Him: I saw ya picking your nose there, and enjoying it. Don't deny it now!
Me: I was scratching my nose ,it was itchy!
Him: No, you were picking, and ye ate it there too. Looked like a nice big juicy one!
Me: (mortified and blushing furiously) You're sick.

There was about 4 other people in the office and they all were laughing/giving me disgusted looks. I'm a woman too, so somehow that's a little bit more embarassing...

You should have gone over to him and wiped your finger on him.

boogle

WindSock wrote: »

You should have gone over to him and wiped your finger on him.

Then that would have been an admission of picking! I went over and over in my head what I would have done had I been a bit more quick-witted. The best I could come up with is giving him a wedgie. :P

Handsome Bob

boogle wrote: »

Then that would have been an admission of picking! I went over and over in my head what I would have done had I been a bit more quick-witted. The best I could come up with is giving him a wedgie. :P

I would have replied with this:

boogle

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I would have replied with this:

Haha I just watched that episode LAST NIGHT! It's like you're inside my head man...

Handsome Bob

boogle wrote: »

Haha I just watched that episode LAST NIGHT! It's like you're inside my head man...

Heh heh, I love Seinfeld. It never gets old, and these things just stick with me!:D

Kold

Um, I was on the phone to a good female friend of mine but I was f*cked drunk and talking shite so anyway I got into bed and I think I was talking about how a certain woman was f*cking me around so I was gonna give up women altogether. I started laughing but I was on my back and had been drinking and smoking all night and the laugh came out as this asthmatic sounding, fast heavy breathing. All I here is "Liam... Oh I don't believe this" and she hung up. I was confused so I tried ringing her back and she wouldn't answer. I sent her a text saying "Bit drunk, did I say something wrong?" and the reply I got was "You know what you were ****ing doing." So I thought little of it and went to sleep.
Only when I woke up did I realise she probably thought I was **** down the phone to her!

We're back being good mates but haven't discussed it since but I really want to know if she thinks I'm the type of guy who jerks on the phone...

Dord

Yore ma! :pac: