If you were going blind in the next 2-3 mins

CountingCrows · 08-08-2008 01:10PM #1

If you were going blind in the next 2-3 minutes, what image would you like to be your last?

Shamo · 08-08-2008 01:12PM

Yore Ma, of course

kaimera · 08-08-2008 01:12PM

I prolly will be.

hot chick walked past in werk..

The Bollox · 08-08-2008 01:13PM

hmmmm... well I'm going to with the first thing that came to mind and that was the cover of the Pink Floyd album Wish You Were Here, with the two lads shaking hands, and one of them is on fire. I love to ponder that image while listening to the album

Agamemnon · 08-08-2008 01:13PM

A view of the operating theatre as I'm wheeled in for the operation to restore my sight. Failing that, Heather Graham naked.

longshanks · 08-08-2008 01:14PM

mary kate and ashley olsen. pissing on me

SV · 08-08-2008 01:14PM

brazzers :pac:

Magpie! · 08-08-2008 01:14PM

I've got some interesting pics in my inbox at the moment.........

CountingCrows · 08-08-2008 01:16PM

longshanks wrote: »

mary kate and ashley olsen. pissing on me

You sure about that one? Your nose would still be working

Duggy747 · 08-08-2008 01:17PM

Angelina Jolie, Christina Agulera, Jennifer Connolloy, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johanassonanaon (sp?), Eva Mendez, and Natalie Portman in a frenzied lesbian orgy.

Bliss

longshanks · 08-08-2008 01:17PM

Magpie! wrote: »

I've got some interesting pics in my inbox at the moment.........

forward on those badboys

Turd Ferguson · 08-08-2008 01:19PM

I'd take a shit on someone just to see the look of horror on their face!

Crumble Froo · 08-08-2008 01:19PM

sunflowers.

Magpie! · 08-08-2008 01:19PM

VERY bad boys.

The Master · 08-08-2008 01:20PM

2 girls 1 cup........

Although that could be the reason for me going blind

longshanks · 08-08-2008 01:20PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

You sure about that one? Your nose would still be working

very sure, we'd be in the shower y'know. i'm not some kind of pervert

not all the time

Naos · 08-08-2008 01:20PM

Sunset over Waikiki Beach, Hawaii as I'm sitting up on my surfboard surrounded by my mates - That place was just incredible.

What would yours be OP?

CountingCrows · 08-08-2008 01:23PM

The Master wrote: »

2 girls 1 cup........

Although that could be the reason for me going blind

CC: You've watched that clip? You've watched it.

The Master: Uh huh.

CC: Oh, you've watched it!

BaconZombie · 08-08-2008 01:36PM

Just watch out where you watch it:

http://www.break.com/index/why-you-shouldnt-live-with-a-girl.html

The Master wrote: »

2 girls 1 cup........

Although that could be the reason for me going blind

Jigsaw · 08-08-2008 01:40PM

Is there such a thing as braille porn?

The answer to this question has a large bearing on how I would answer the original post.

The Master · 08-08-2008 01:41PM

Jigsaw wrote: »

The last thing I want to see is Eimer

FYP

6th · 08-08-2008 01:43PM

A picture of my wife and kids.

Jigsaw · 08-08-2008 01:44PM

The Master wrote: »

FYP

What does FYP stand for?

The Master · 08-08-2008 01:46PM

Jigsaw wrote: »

What does FYP stand for?

Fixed Your Post

Heisenberg. · 08-08-2008 01:47PM

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adsgirl · 08-08-2008 01:54PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd take a shit on someone just to see the look of horror on their face!

Date officaly off!!!!!!!!

My dog.

Adam · 08-08-2008 01:57PM

Jigsaw wrote: »

Is there such a thing as braille porn?

The answer to this question has a large bearing on how I would answer the original post.

The Master wrote: »

Jigsaw wrote:

The last thing I want to see is Eimer

FYP

Jigsaw wrote: »

What does FYP stand for?

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Pervert!

The Scientist wrote: »

F**k You Pervert

lol, lol, lol, lol and lol!

I would want to walk through the streets of inner city Hong Kong again.

Turd Ferguson · 08-08-2008 01:57PM

adsgirl wrote: »

Date officaly off!!!!!!!!

As long as you dont blind me, you have nothing to worry about!

Mimikyu · 08-08-2008 02:10PM

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Pighead · 08-08-2008 02:10PM

Pighead would look around one last time and say goodbye to the beautiful flighty birds and watch for one last time as the clouds rolled on over the sky once more. Those grey clouds that Pighead had cursed all summer would now look magnificent in their slow grey shuffle through the air.

Then a quick look to the left to watch the pretty girls doing their pretty walks in their pretty skirts. A sight that would remain in the minds eye forever. Then finally a look through the pictures on the phone of the people most nearest and dearest to Pighead. A single tear, rolls slowly down the left cheek as the friendly smiles start to fade to black.

Nothing but darkness now but Pighead would sit down with a smile on his face as he recalled those last uplifting images that would stay with him forever. A quiet contented dignified blind man.

Then Pighead would stand up start cursing to the high heavens and start thrashing about knocking over the pretty women in the midst of their pretty walks whilst in their pretty dresses. The phone would be fcuked up in the air in anger knocking out one of the beautiful flighty birds. And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him before he had got to see the new Batman film. Pighead:The Dark Angry Knight.

Jigsaw · 08-08-2008 02:13PM

The Master wrote: »

Fixed Your Post

I don't think my post needed to be fixed. I think it was quite clear prior to your revision.

However, should I need any posts fixed in the future I'll know who to ask.

The Master · 08-08-2008 02:15PM

Jigsaw wrote: »

I don't think my post needed to be fixed. I think it was quite clear prior to your revision.
However, should I need any posts fixed in the future I'll know who to ask.

no bother , glad to help:pac:

Zangetsu · 08-08-2008 02:17PM

The tears are dripping down my leg after that post Pighead.

shinobi · 08-08-2008 02:20PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead would look around one last time and say goodbye to the beautiful flighty birds and watch for one last time as the clouds rolled on over the sky once more. Those grey clouds that Pighead had cursed all summer would now look magnificent in their slow grey shuffle through the air.

Then a quick look to the left to watch the pretty girls doing their pretty walks in their pretty skirts. A sight that would remain in the minds eye forever. Then finally a look through the pictures on the phone of the people most nearest and dearest to Pighead. A single tear, rolls slowly down the left cheek as the friendly smiles start to fade to black.

Nothing but darkness now but Pighead would sit down with a smile on his face as he recalled those last uplifting images that would stay with him forever. A quiet contented dignified blind man.

Then Pighead would stand up start cursing to the high heavens and start thrashing about knocking over the pretty women in the midst of their pretty walks whilst in their pretty dresses. The phone would be fcuked up in the air in anger knocking out one of the beautiful flighty birds. And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him before he had got to see the new Batman film. Pighead:The Dark Angry Knight.

Pigheads final out burst would be Mine! lmao.:D

CountingCrows · 08-08-2008 02:23PM

Pighead wrote: »

And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him

How would you know its raining? Could be the Olsen twins pissing on you

Pighead · 08-08-2008 02:28PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

How would you know its raining? Could be the Olsen twins pissing on you

Because in 31 years on this earth it has always been the rain. Always. Not once has Pighead been walking down a street when he felt a wetness on his head neck and shoulders, looked up and seen that it wasn't actually rain but two skeletal twins with demonic smiles urinating from above. That has never happened. It has always been a product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapor that is released on the Earth's surface.

When you get to Pigheads age, Counting Crows, these little nuggets will come naturally to you. You won't even have to look up to confirm that it's rain. You'll just keep on walking, head for the nearest pub and declare your hatred for this sodden wet country.

antodeco · 08-08-2008 02:47PM

Zangetsu wrote: »

The tears are dripping down my leg after that post Pighead.

There not tears.....giggidy

Seonad · 08-08-2008 03:13PM

Aurora Borealis: I've always wanted to see it

Seachmall · 08-08-2008 03:30PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Angelina Jolie, Christina Agulera, Jennifer Connolloy, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johanassonanaon (sp?), Eva Mendez, and Natalie Portman in a frenzied lesbian orgy.

Bliss

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