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If you were going blind in the next 2-3 mins

  • 08-08-2008 1:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭


    If you were going blind in the next 2-3 minutes, what image would you like to be your last?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Shamo


    Yore Ma, of course


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    I prolly will be.

    hot chick walked past in werk..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    hmmmm... well I'm going to with the first thing that came to mind and that was the cover of the Pink Floyd album Wish You Were Here, with the two lads shaking hands, and one of them is on fire. I love to ponder that image while listening to the album


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    A view of the operating theatre as I'm wheeled in for the operation to restore my sight. Failing that, Heather Graham naked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    mary kate and ashley olsen. pissing on me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    brazzers :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    I've got some interesting pics in my inbox at the moment.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    longshanks wrote: »
    mary kate and ashley olsen. pissing on me

    You sure about that one? Your nose would still be working


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Angelina Jolie, Christina Agulera, Jennifer Connolloy, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johanassonanaon (sp?), Eva Mendez, and Natalie Portman in a frenzied lesbian orgy.

    :D Bliss :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Magpie! wrote: »
    I've got some interesting pics in my inbox at the moment.........

    forward on those badboys


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I'd take a shit on someone just to see the look of horror on their face!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    sunflowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    VERY bad boys. :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    2 girls 1 cup........

    Although that could be the reason for me going blind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    You sure about that one? Your nose would still be working

    very sure, we'd be in the shower y'know. i'm not some kind of pervert












    not all the time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    Sunset over Waikiki Beach, Hawaii as I'm sitting up on my surfboard surrounded by my mates - That place was just incredible.

    What would yours be OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    The Master wrote: »
    2 girls 1 cup........

    Although that could be the reason for me going blind

    CC: You've watched that clip? You've watched it.

    The Master: Uh huh.

    CC: Oh, you've watched it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Just watch out where you watch it:

    http://www.break.com/index/why-you-shouldnt-live-with-a-girl.html
    The Master wrote: »
    2 girls 1 cup........

    Although that could be the reason for me going blind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Is there such a thing as braille porn?

    The answer to this question has a large bearing on how I would answer the original post.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    The last thing I want to see is Eimer

    FYP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    A picture of my wife and kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    The Master wrote: »
    FYP

    What does FYP stand for?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    What does FYP stand for?

    Fixed Your Post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    I'd take a shit on someone just to see the look of horror on their face!

    Date officaly off!!!!!!!!


    My dog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Is there such a thing as braille porn?

    The answer to this question has a large bearing on how I would answer the original post.
    The Master wrote: »
    Jigsaw wrote:
    The last thing I want to see is Eimer
    FYP
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    What does FYP stand for?
    Pervert!
    F**k You Pervert

    lol, lol, lol, lol and lol!

    I would want to walk through the streets of inner city Hong Kong again.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Date officaly off!!!!!!!!


    :(

    As long as you dont blind me, you have nothing to worry about!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,991 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead would look around one last time and say goodbye to the beautiful flighty birds and watch for one last time as the clouds rolled on over the sky once more. Those grey clouds that Pighead had cursed all summer would now look magnificent in their slow grey shuffle through the air.

    Then a quick look to the left to watch the pretty girls doing their pretty walks in their pretty skirts. A sight that would remain in the minds eye forever. Then finally a look through the pictures on the phone of the people most nearest and dearest to Pighead. A single tear, rolls slowly down the left cheek as the friendly smiles start to fade to black.

    Nothing but darkness now but Pighead would sit down with a smile on his face as he recalled those last uplifting images that would stay with him forever. A quiet contented dignified blind man.

    Then Pighead would stand up start cursing to the high heavens and start thrashing about knocking over the pretty women in the midst of their pretty walks whilst in their pretty dresses. The phone would be fcuked up in the air in anger knocking out one of the beautiful flighty birds. And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him before he had got to see the new Batman film. Pighead:The Dark Angry Knight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    The Master wrote: »
    Fixed Your Post

    I don't think my post needed to be fixed. I think it was quite clear prior to your revision.

    However, should I need any posts fixed in the future I'll know who to ask.

    ;)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I don't think my post needed to be fixed. I think it was quite clear prior to your revision.
    However, should I need any posts fixed in the future I'll know who to ask.
    ;)

    no bother , glad to help:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    The tears are dripping down my leg after that post Pighead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭shinobi


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead would look around one last time and say goodbye to the beautiful flighty birds and watch for one last time as the clouds rolled on over the sky once more. Those grey clouds that Pighead had cursed all summer would now look magnificent in their slow grey shuffle through the air.

    Then a quick look to the left to watch the pretty girls doing their pretty walks in their pretty skirts. A sight that would remain in the minds eye forever. Then finally a look through the pictures on the phone of the people most nearest and dearest to Pighead. A single tear, rolls slowly down the left cheek as the friendly smiles start to fade to black.

    Nothing but darkness now but Pighead would sit down with a smile on his face as he recalled those last uplifting images that would stay with him forever. A quiet contented dignified blind man.

    Then Pighead would stand up start cursing to the high heavens and start thrashing about knocking over the pretty women in the midst of their pretty walks whilst in their pretty dresses. The phone would be fcuked up in the air in anger knocking out one of the beautiful flighty birds. And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him before he had got to see the new Batman film. Pighead:The Dark Angry Knight.


    Pigheads final out burst would be Mine! lmao.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Pighead wrote: »
    And then the rain would come and Pighead would curse those fcuking grey clouds and curse the blindness that had come over him

    How would you know its raining? Could be the Olsen twins pissing on you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    How would you know its raining? Could be the Olsen twins pissing on you
    Because in 31 years on this earth it has always been the rain. Always. Not once has Pighead been walking down a street when he felt a wetness on his head neck and shoulders, looked up and seen that it wasn't actually rain but two skeletal twins with demonic smiles urinating from above. That has never happened. It has always been a product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapor that is released on the Earth's surface.

    When you get to Pigheads age, Counting Crows, these little nuggets will come naturally to you. You won't even have to look up to confirm that it's rain. You'll just keep on walking, head for the nearest pub and declare your hatred for this sodden wet country.


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Zangetsu wrote: »
    The tears are dripping down my leg after that post Pighead.

    There not tears.....giggidy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭Seonad


    Aurora Borealis: I've always wanted to see it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Angelina Jolie, Christina Agulera, Jennifer Connolloy, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johanassonanaon (sp?), Eva Mendez, and Natalie Portman in a frenzied lesbian orgy.

    :D Bliss :D

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    My children.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Ahem...Boobs

    Edit...Nice boobs


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Ahem...Boobs

    Edit...Nice boobs
    Collectively, the lads of BGRH look down at the ground and shed a river of tears upon seeing that horrible edit from missing time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    6th wrote: »
    A picture of my wife and kids.
    Mairt wrote: »
    My children.

    Snap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Myself in the mirror.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Holsten wrote: »
    Myself in the mirror.
    I can't take issue with that anymore, but I assure everyone, it never happened.

    >_>

    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Snap.

    Clarify plskthx: theirs or yours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    I would take a last look at myself in the mirror, then work on getting sonar vision and become a super hero...I thinks its been done before.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Keeley Hazell


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