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  • 08-08-2008 12:17pm
    #1
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭


    If your boss slapped your arse , and told you to bring him/her Tea and cake..
    Would you?
    A.. Slap his/her ears.
    B. Demand a pay increase.
    C. Sue their arse off.
    D. Titter.


Comments

  • #2
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Work issues is over there *points*.


  • #3
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Id bring the tea, pour it all over him and make it clear that I had every intention to sue the fcuker


  • #4
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i'd have the excuse i've been waiting for


  • #5
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    tribulus wrote: »
    Work issues is over there *points*.

    Not a work issue, just a random question...


  • #6
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    My current boss, i'd knock him out.

    Two bosses back....i'd have sex with her.

    Oh wait......already did that.

    Giggidy.


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  • #7
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    I'd make the tea, then steal it, then ring the Mirror and destroy his character!!! muhahahaha


  • #8
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    My last place, I had this guy saying things like "I should make you my own personal secretary - you could sit on my lap and I'd tell you stories" and "I hope I don't call out your name by mistake when I'm thinking of you and making passionate love with my wife.. If I come in walking like John Wayne you'll know you're to blame".

    He was at least sixty.

    I ignored it. Not much else to do really.


  • #9
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    I ignored it. Not much else to do really.

    Ah you messed up there Dinxy, could have had yourself a Sugar Daddy! :eek:

    In all seriousness i would have recorded the convo's and gone the blackmail/healthy severance package route myself.:D


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Not a work issue, just a random question...
    In that case go postal then nuke the place.


  • #11
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    knock him the F**k out....


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  • #12
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Ask politely what kind of medication made him smack the arse of a 6ft 4 man with a beard...

    Then tell him to make his own damn tea...

    mines a coffee btw adsgirl.

    *Pat*


  • #13
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Dragan wrote: »
    Two bosses back....i'd have sex with her.

    Oh wait......already did that.

    Giggidy.

    Respect ++.


  • #14
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Ask politely what kind of medication made him smack the arse of a 6ft 4 man with a beard...

    Then tell him to make his own damn tea...

    mines a coffee btw asdsgirl.

    *Pat*

    *phew*..Damn good job i forgot to insert option E.....


  • #15
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Bring him cake and tea and then suck him off. He will respect you more if you do this.


  • #16
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    adsgirl wrote: »
    If your boss slapped your arse , and told you to bring him/her Tea and cake..
    Would you?
    A.. Slap his/her ears.
    B. Demand a pay increase.
    C. Sue their arse off.
    D. Titter.

    The only possible answer is D. Anything else is madness.


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    If my boss did that, I'd implant him into the wall. However sexy female boss doing that would indeed get her cake and tea, but she'll find it hard to eat or drink with her mouth full :D


  • #18
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    adsgirl wrote: »
    If your boss slapped your arse , and told you to bring him/her Tea and cake..
    Would you?
    A.. Slap his/her ears.
    B. Demand a pay increase.
    C. Sue their arse off.
    D. Titter.
    stop posting on boards and go get my tea!!!

    next time i'll have to give ya two slaps!


  • #19
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    honestly..if my boss (well..supervisor) did that to me I'd consider it a normal day and just reckon he got some last night.


  • #20
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    stop posting on boards and go get my tea!!!

    next time i'll have to give ya two slaps!

    Sure Sir..Trips and spills tea over Boss mans' nuts!


  • #21
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Someone said something about cake?
    where???


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  • #22
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Ker-ching!


  • #23
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    my ma? :\


  • #24
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    adsgirl,did this happen to u?


  • #25
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    portomar wrote: »
    adsgirl,did this happen to u?

    Good god no I work for myself...


  • #26
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • #27
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    I'd ask for a reach-around.
    adsgirl wrote: »
    Good god no I work for myself...

    You sexually harassed yourself? :confused:


  • #28
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Good god no I work for myself...
    You slapped your own ass and asked yourself to make you tea.:confused:


  • #29
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    adsgirl wrote: »
    If your boss slapped your arse , and told you to bring him/her Tea and cake..
    Would you?
    A.. Slap his/her ears.
    B. Demand a pay increase.
    C. Sue their arse off.
    D. Titter.
    Does my bum look good in......... *smack*


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