And you thought it was safe to go into the water...

fobster

...Well think again!

In Titanic 2: the Sequel, a team of marine experts attempt to lift the Titanic out from its murky grave on the sea bed...but...when they enter the decaying wreck they discover what really aboard the ill-fated that day in April 1912.

They are attacked by zombies that can breath underwater and swim like they were born in the sea, coupled with reports of fishermen being eaten alive by their catch of once-peaceful cod. The waves of undead are approaching fast and the tide is beginning to turn in their favour, led by a decaying leonardo di caprio intent on bringing an elderly Kate Winslet into the realm of the living dead.

In 2007 Roy Scheider had agreed to a cameo role in the film playing a retired lifeguard instructing the new recruits how to deal with the even more dangerous, great white undead zombie shark, truly a creature from Fishy Hell. But alas Roy is no longer with us, the film will be made in his honour.


So, opinions? What do y'all think? Personally this sounds like the best film this side of some other great film, titanic+zombies+zombie shark = Movie greatness, am I right or am I right? But that may be because I came with this fine plan.

SimpleSam06

You can't really do a deep sea zombie fest without eldritch antediluvian demigods that man is not meant to wot of, can you?

/ia ia cthulhu

fobster

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

You can't really do a deep sea zombie fest without eldritch antediluvian demigods that man is not meant to wot of, can you?

/ia ia cthulhu

Yeah I was thinking of some god of undead sea, like Neptune but more deader or some temple or a crack in the seabed sending up some zombirific ooze

SimpleSam06

fobster wrote: »

Yeah I was thinking of some god of undead sea, like Neptune but more deader or some temple or a crack in the seabed sending up some zombirific ooze

Now you're talking, throw in some talking fungus and sign up Bruce Campbell, and sold!

/chews cigar