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Snyper has been suspiciously low key recently.

  • 07-08-2008 10:04am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭


    Anyone willing to speculate as to why?

    Brownie points for links to arrest records.


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  • #2
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    His cock got stuck in a 12 year old and he hasn't been able to reach the internet.


  • #3
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    TBH


  • #4
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Ok...


  • #5
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    Indeed, there was even a missing persons alert posted on his wiki page recently.

    He hasn't been himself recently even starting a campaign for august to be a "rape free month" so maybe he's chained himself up in his cave to go cold turkey?

    Hmmmm.... Reward for sightings!


  • #6
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    He read THIS thread and is now permanently on Bebo.


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  • #7
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Mayhaps someones angry Father finally got up with him.

    We'll miss you Snyper.


  • #8
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    He got site banned.
    actually he didn't


  • #9
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    He lies in wait like wolves....waiting, enterminably waiting....AND THEN.....


  • #10
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    He's getting himself ready for his Christmas (leaving cert results night)


  • #11
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    He's getting himself ready for his Christmas (junior cert results night)

    FYP


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  • #12
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    i heard he's busy filming sin city 2


  • #13
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    I don't think he has posted since I mentioned him on the "Who would you like to meet" thread saying that I have rape fantasies.

    I called his bluff. :(


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Magpie! wrote: »
    I don't think he has posted since I mentioned him on the "Who would you like to meet" thread saying that I have rape fantasies.

    I called his bluff. :(


    So you have dangled meat me bait in front of Snyper's nose and

    dun dun DUNNN!
    Magpie! wrote: »
    The Moate bypass is one of the greatest wonders of the modern world. Second only to the Enfield bypass.
    It's not remotely wankery to get excited about it. I'm only getting over the buzz of the M50 extension myself.

    We can place you in the vicinity of Moate in the last two weeks.

    :eek:

    How do you feel about the degradition of female kind and dead baby jokes magpie?


  • #15
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Ah you can't beat a dead baby joke.

    Not so keen on the degradition of female kind, unless it's me and it's kinky.

    Maybe he's not online coz he's waiting outside my window. I'll go check.


  • #16
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Magpie! wrote: »
    I don't think he has posted since I mentioned him on the "Who would you like to meet" thread saying that I have rape fantasies.

    I called his bluff. :(

    :eek:
    after you told him that he probably fapped so much that he ran out of spunk,and had to lie down for a while.


  • #17
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    There must be something seriously wrong.

    I think this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055350433 was started just to coax him out of hiding but still nothing...


  • #18
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    its the hoilday season he could be gone on holidays....where do people like snyper go on holidays?


  • #19
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    the drifter wrote: »
    its the hoilday season he could be gone on holidays....where do people like snyper go on holidays?

    Praia da Luz


  • #20
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    tribulus wrote: »
    Praia da Luz
    Damn you, got there before me! :pac:


  • #21
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    tribulus wrote: »
    Praia da Luz

    Ahahahahahahaha.
    LMFAO!


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  • #22
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    ahhhhahaha brilliant...


  • #23
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    the drifter wrote: »
    its the hoilday season he could be gone on holidays....where do people like snyper go on holidays?

    Austria maybe? With his pen pal Herr Fritzel? Heard Snyper was looking for tips on how to build a cellar.


  • #24
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    How long does it take Magpie to look out a window? It must have been open :( RIP


  • #25
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,963 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #26
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Maybe he is putting up shelves for the missus?


  • #27
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    How long does it take Magpie to look out a window? It must have been open :( RIP

    I went outside and checked under the bushes too. No sign. :(


  • #28
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Magpie! wrote: »
    I went outside and checked under the bushes too. No sign. :(
    Stop worrying. It's obviously just his religious holiday. It's tough work rounding up sexcrifices for Pedobear, parents don't often leave their three year olds unattended these days. Sure where do you think Maddie really went??


  • #29
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »
    Stop worrying. It's obviously just his religious holiday. It's tough work rounding up sexcrifices for Pedobear, parents don't often leave their three year olds unattended these days. Sure where do you think Maddie really went??
    They really screwed you with the name change.


  • #30
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sherifu wrote: »
    They really screwed you with the name change.
    I'm ok with it.


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  • #31
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Magpie! wrote: »
    I went outside and checked under the bushes too. No sign. :(

    That's because he's already in the house. Don't go back inside. Unless it gets cold.


  • #32
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Just checked RTE and breakingnews.ie, no reported rape cases anyway.

    He must be getting better.


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Just checked RTE and breakingnews.ie, no reported rape cases anyway.

    He must be getting better.

    ~eyebrow raise~

    My money is still on the notion that someone bigger, badder and madder got a hould of him.


  • #34
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    ~eyebrow raise~

    My money is still on the notion that someone bigger, badder and madder got a hould of him.
    Such a being couldn't exist. If it did, they would merely join forces for the common cause, cross breed, and rape their way around the world. We'd all be fcuked!


  • #35
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Shhh childrins. Snyp is just checking his legendary status. Dont log on to boards for a couple days, sit tight and see how long it takes for somebody to notice his disappearance. Then the replies / conspiricy theories start to flow in much to his amoozement. :pac:

    My other theories are, he is indeed stuck in a 12yr, and the other being his 'blind date' came back for revenge for shunting her advances.

    Im all out after that.


    /paces with magnifying glass


  • #36
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Himself and Roman Polanski are working on their new movie.

    "Who's Afraid of the Virginal Woolf?"


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  • #37
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Himself and Roman Polanski are working on their new movie.

    "Who's Afraid of the Virginal Woolf?"

    Yeah I got a preview copy.. Good fapping material!


  • #38
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Chortle :D


  • #39
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Who Is Snyper?


  • #40
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Who Is Snyper?
    3......2.......1

    BAM!!!

    That's right folks. He went in dry.


  • #41
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Snyper is a myth parents have used over the ages to scare there little boys and girls...sort of like a modern day boogie man...cept the boogie man was never this disturbed...


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  • #42
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homer


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Who Is Snyper?

    You better hope he doesn't read that or you'll find out the hard way :D

    This is who Snyper is....


  • #43
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Homer wrote: »
    You better hope he doesn't read that or you'll find out the hard way :D

    This is who Snyper is....


    oh okay thanks for warning..


  • #44
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    adsgirl is a snyper virgin...i didnt think one still existed...


  • #45
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Hello, just looked at the link, no probs, sure how could I be afraid of a speed dater??


  • #46
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    tribulus wrote: »
    Praia da Luz
    Heh.

    Abigayle wrote: »
    Shhh childrins. Snyp is just checking his legendary status.

    Indeed.

    Listen kids, this isn't bebo or irc or whatever.

    Enough of this flirting crap.


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