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The polite way to pee?

  • 06-08-2008 4:26pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭


    The Polite Way to Pee


    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
    'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
    young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
    Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
    The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and
    impolite
    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
    Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'll be right back.'
    'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
    Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'



    The teacher fainted...


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Disco Stu


    Hmm might use that one.. :p

    any chance you can fix the formatting so it's easier to read..!? It's very dark...!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭lorweld


    Disco Stu wrote: »
    Hmm might use that one.. :p

    any chance you can fix the formatting so it's easier to read..!? It's very dark...!!


    No problems, sorry about that! Is it better now???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Stooopid!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Good one Lorweld :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    Stooopid!

    I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

    Oh, and it was a good joke! :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

    Oh, and it was a good joke! :P
    Couldn't have put it better myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

    Oh, and it was a good joke! :P
    Is that so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭patmac


    Hagar wrote: »
    Couldn't have put it better myself.

    Jaysus you'll be out of a job soon.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    Is that so.

    /everyone backs up.
    Ooooooohhhh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Same Kade infracted for negative comments on thread.

    Please read the Charter before posting again.

    Thanks,

    Hagar


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hagar wrote: »
    Same Kade infracted for negative comments on thread.

    Please read the Charter before posting again.

    Thanks,

    Hagar

    Haha
    And that's the polite way to pwn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    pwnd.jpg

    Nothing more to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Tommy_NDX


    Haha. Theres nothing like a good little johnny joke.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    It's not something you'd say to your mother at the dinner table, is it?

    Oops. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My excuse me is "I'm just going to the jacks to shake hands with the unemployed!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    I strongly recommend that you read the charter before you earn yourself a ban. Negative comments about the jokes are not permitted. You should use the thread rating system instead.

    How about lick-arse backseat modding, is that tolerated?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    yup... brown envelopes are usually passed at the same time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,470 ✭✭✭MOH


    Rabies wrote: »
    yup... brown envelopes are usually passed at the same time

    Yikes, passing brown envelopes sounds painful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    nevf wrote: »
    It's not something you'd say to your mother at the dinner table, is it?

    Something I'd say to your mother??


    *Skurries back to AH*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    MOH wrote: »
    Yikes, passing brown envelopes sounds painful.

    But it will be over in a jiffy.... :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭NTC


    very good, can't wait to try that line!


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