SARAH JESSICA PARKER - Husband cheats?? And she gets rid of the mole!!!

MILF

Have you guys seen this?

Apparently while filming SATC, hubbie Matthew Broderick was spotted out near the home of some girl he met in a bar (why is it always a bar??) who is 18 years younger and was having an affair with her for 4 months!
He apparently told this "gorgeous redhead" that his marriage was "not good" and was seen at this chick's house quite a few times bearing wine and chocolates (Original!)
This chick then ended it when she found out he was still very much with SJP!

On a separate SJP story - She was voted "The Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim and she got so depressed about that, teamed with the fact that one critic of the SATC film said in a review that "he couldn't concentrate on the film property cos all he could see was this great big mole!", she went and got the bloomin' thing removed!

Bad times for the auld SJP, whaddya think??

qz

To quote Jeremey Clarkson, she looks like a boiled horse.

Creamy Goodness

mole or no mole she's still stop off at the grocery store on the way back home to pick up a brown paper bag material.

Photi

A horse you say?

MILF

Hahahahaha!!!! Do blokes really find her that ming???

Speer

How the hell did she become famous.She's dog ugly.

MILF

You need to ask how did she become married - she's dog ugly!

Hahaha, Sarah Jessica Barker (as in dog woof woof geddit???!)

Gary ITR

MILF wrote: »

Hahahahaha!!!! Do blokes really find her that ming???

She is manky.. I'd rather stick it in a juicer tbh

Creamy Goodness

MILF wrote: »

You need to ask how did she become married - she's dog ugly!

the things some crazy insane things people will do for money tbh

qz

Well if the story's true at least now she has a reason for having a long face.

MILF

MILF wrote: »

hubbie Matthew Broderick was spotted out near the home of some girl he met in a bar (why is it always a bar??) who is 18 years younger and was having an affair with her for 4 months!

This should be legally allowable if you're married to Sarah Jessica Parker.

MILF wrote:

He apparently told this "gorgeous redhead" that his marriage was "not good" and was seen at this chick's house quite a few times bearing wine and chocolates (Original!)

Of course its not good, look what he married. Ferris Beuller would never have made that mistake.

MILF wrote:

This chick then ended it when she found out he was still very much with SJP!

Would YOU touch anyone who's been near that hound?!

MILF wrote:

On a separate SJP story - She was voted "The Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim

Maxim has intelligent readers so.

MILF

qz wrote: »

Well if the story's true at least now she has a reason for having a long face.

I LOVE IT!! I never knew people felt like this about her! I actually watched SATC religiously and a few times I thought she looked pretty! God love her!!

I did hear a guest on 8 out of 10 cats say that she looks like a poster for abandoned horses!

TequilaMockingBird

You sound like a very nasty person. Its really not a very attractive trait.

hussey

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Larianne

hussey wrote: »

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Omg. number 6 need made me choke on my tea

togster

MILF wrote: »

I LOVE IT!! I never knew people felt like this about her! I actually watched SATC religiously and a few times I thought she looked pretty! God love her!!

I did hear a guest on 8 out of 10 cats say that she looks like a poster for abandoned horses!

Can you post a pic of yourself so we can compare you to SJP and see who is the ugliest. Based on your comments here i have a feeling who will get my vote.

Xavi6

Peter Griffin put it best when he said she looks like a shoe.

JP Liz

Poor SJP

Broderick is an idiot for cheating SJP is too good for him

I dont think she is ugly

MILF

togster wrote: »

Can you post a pic of yourself so we can compare you to SJP and see who is the ugliest. Based on your comments here i have a feeling who will get my vote.

There's no need for that. I was laughing at the other peoples comment and if you read it right it said that I originally thought she was pretty. I'm not the one that called her a horse. Calm down!

togster

MILF wrote: »

There's no need for that. I was laughing at the other peoples comment and if you read it right it said that I originally thought she was pretty. I'm not the one that called her a horse. Calm down!

You started it. I couldn't give a fcuk but i detest people who use this forum to mock people who are far better looking than they themselves actually are

MILF wrote: »

You need to ask how did she become married - she's dog ugly!

Hahaha, Sarah Jessica Barker (as in dog woof woof geddit???!)

togster

togster wrote: »

You started it. I couldn't give a fcuk but i detest people who use this forum to mock people who are far better looking than they themselves actually are

Nobody here is mocking anyone who's better looking than themselves. You must have clicked on the wrong thread, this one is about Sarah Jessica Parker. Get a grip. You couldnt give a fcuk but at the same time detest it? If this kind of thing offends you then you need to find a way to thicken your skin.... or go post on a SJP fansite where you're not allowed have an opinion, only positive comments.

nicolaonfire

Xavi6 wrote: »

Peter Griffin put it best when he said she looks like a shoe.

He said foot not shoe!!!!!! ha

I think she is so pretty. She is one of the few that is ageing naturally and not getting loads of work done.

I read in a magazine last week that they are going to their home in Donegal this month to get away from things and get back on track etc. after that whole cheating thing

Stargal

Togster, watch yourself. Stop trying to get a rise out of people.

MILF

togster wrote: »

You started it. I couldn't give a fcuk but i detest people who use this forum to mock people who are far better looking than they themselves actually are

Okay, so you've seen me have you? You know what I look like?
You detest people who use this forum to mock people but isn't that WHAT YOUR DOING?

quickbeam

She's only ugly by Hollywood standards. She's not actually ugly when compared with the average joanne on the street.

Clare Bear

First off that website is funny but then again I'm easily amused. No need for the nastiness on here though. Why does everyone in the spotlight HAVE to be stunning? She's done well for herself with Sex and the City, she seems like a cool lady and has never claimed to be a supermodel, let her be.

MILF

Can I just say I started off this post talking about her getting cheated on and her removing her mole. I never said she was ugly!

togster

MILF wrote: »

I never said she was ugly!

Yeah you did. I can post it again if you like. Look my point is that almost all threads on here are for slagging people off about their looks. Sure what ever makes you happy like. Meh i shouldn't have got so worked up, it's just that i like horses

PurpleBerry

Clare Bear wrote: »

and has never claimed to be a supermodel,

I kinda disagree with this. Obviously, you're right, she hasn't literally claimed to be anything but I think SATC very obviously treated the character as someone gorgeous. I think Carrie was written to be a very flirty, sexy person. Whether or not you think SJP fits that bill is up to you. There is quite a debate on her looks on her board on the IMDb.

lostexpectation

butterface, great bod

Pigman II

hussey wrote: »

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

To be fair , in picture #10 she does look better than the horse.

Lone Stone

Haha aw i dont think she is that wierd looking or ugly !
but i seen her on some talk shows and she can do with a personality change
does my bloody head in that women.

marti101

I wouldnt insult the horses they are way better looking.She is just made out to be this sex symbol and all she is ugly,i dont get why people go mad for her.Even when he wears some of the clothes,they are beautiful but for some reason they dont sit right on her.Shes to bony and chicken chested.:D

MILF

quote=togster;56806226]Can you post a pic of yourself so we can compare you to SJP and see who is the ugliest. Based on your comments here i have a feeling who will get my vote.[/quote]

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There you go.

Tommy the Cat

She's a fox, debate ended.

ncmc

MILF wrote: »

quote=togster;56806226]Can you post a pic of yourself so we can compare you to SJP and see who is the ugliest. Based on your comments here i have a feeling who will get my vote.

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There you go.

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Are you sitting on the loo in that photo????

Back on topic. I think it's a damn shame about her and Matthew Broderick, they always seemed to be a very solid couple and there is a kid involved. I hope they can sort things out.

I wouldn't say she is ugly, I think she is quite striking, but not conventially beautiful. She must have a very thick skin to know that there are sites like that about her and yet she still hasn't succumbed to having tonnes of plastic surgery. She has let herself get old gracefully which is a very brave thing in Hollywood.

Mad Dog

MILF wrote:

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There you go.

Oooh, very nice indeed

Stargal

This isn't a debate about how hot MILF is (which isn't to say that she didn't completely prove her point by putting up that pic ). Back on topic please, folks.

Hal1

She still looks like a horse

MILF

Yeah I'm sittin on the loo but I'm not actually on the loo, if you get me?!?!?

togster

SJP 1 MILF 0

MILF

togster wrote: »

SJP 1 MILF 0

Yeah thought you'd say that.

togster

MILF wrote: »

Yeah thought you'd say that.

No i'm only joking. You are gorgeous tbh. Look i don't understand peoples need to make fun of others looks. But sure whatever like.

Stargal

I'll say it one final time for those at the back. Stay on topic.

Togster, you got an infraction for baiting MILF and going off-topic. Next time it'll be ban so give it a rest.

MILF

togster wrote: »

Look i don't understand peoples need to make fun of others looks. B

Is that not exactly what you did to me?

SJP got apparently cheated on cos there was obviously summat lacking in their marriage. I don't think she's ugly/horselike, she is obviously pretty in Matthew B's eyes or else he wouldnt have stayed with her for 11 years. I wonder is the cheating linked to the mole or vice versa?....

Lone Stone

If you ever seen her being interviewed and her looks come up in the conversation she goes on about how she hates her face ! He probably got fed up listening to her prattle on about her nose :rolleyes:

*looks at milfs pic* hay get out of my bathroom !

MILF

they're apparently in Ireland now trying to sort out their marriage! Something about being in Wicklow apparently brings out the best of them.....?!?!

Pigletlover

MILF wrote: »

Can I just say I started off this post talking about her getting cheated on and her removing her mole. I never said she was ugly!

In fairness you did say she was ugly...

MILF wrote: »

You need to ask how did she become married - she's dog ugly!

Hahaha, Sarah Jessica Barker (as in dog woof woof geddit???!)

Anyway, back on topic, hopefully they work things out, SJP seems pretty cool and there's a kid involved.

Pigman II

MILF wrote: »

they're apparently in Ireland now trying to sort out their marriage! Something about being in Wicklow apparently brings out the best of them.....?!?!

and there's Something about Fermanagh that brings out the worst in him.

smelltheglove

I just saw the movie last night - pretty good, strange in places.

On SJP I never thought she was immensley attractive but she has lovely eyes and hair and is a very talented actress.

We're not all lucky enough to be 6 ft barbie look a likes. I'm not mad on the muscle and veins though, I think she is trying too hard to impress probably caused by comments like those seen here!