Brain thinks glasses are shades - Now can't stop staring at girls

christeb

The problem here is quite simple: having recently started wearing glasses after a break of 10 years, my grey matter now automatically thinks I'm wearing sunglasses. I therefore tend to perv everyone in the room. This takes the form of mostly breast staring with intermingled with ass staring (depending on the view...)

This has, quite expectedly, brought some dirty looks back from lady strangers which is not a ideal situation as one might expect.


Does anyone have a solution? How do I stop my eyes from wandering?

Start wearing sunglasses again. Plus get a stick, so people will think you're blind.

hussey

christeb wrote: »

The problem here is quite simple: having recently started wearing glasses after a break of 10 years, my grey matter now automatically thinks I'm wearing sunglasses. I therefore tend to perv everyone in the room. This takes the form of mostly breast staring with intermingled with ass staring (depending on the view...)

This has, quite expectedly, brought some dirty looks back from lady strangers which is not a ideal situation as one might expect.


Does anyone have a solution? How do I stop my eyes from wandering?

Join BGRH, and women will start to perv at you :pac:

mike65

Photochomatic lens FTW at least outside they can't see you sneaking a peek.

Mike.

javaboy

christeb wrote: »

The problem here is quite simple: having recently started wearing glasses after a break of 10 years, my grey matter now automatically thinks I'm wearing sunglasses. I therefore tend to perv everyone in the room. This takes the form of mostly breast staring with intermingled with ass staring (depending on the view...)

This has, quite expectedly, brought some dirty looks back from lady strangers which is not a ideal situation as one might expect.


Does anyone have a solution? How do I stop my eyes from wandering?

A solution to what problem exactly?

christeb

javaboy wrote: »

A solution to what problem exactly?

To the fact that I am mistaken for more of a perv than usual. A lot more, in fact.

Steve_o

christeb wrote: »

How do I stop my eyes from wandering?

Don't!!!!

Cuddlesworth

hussey wrote: »

Join BGRH, and women will start to perv at you :pac:

Unfortunate side effect of joining BGRH is the delusions of grandeur.

thelordofcheese

christeb wrote: »

To the fact that I am mistaken for more of a perv than usual. A lot more, in fact.

I'm afraid i don't understand the nature of your problem.......

IvaBigWun

christeb wrote: »

Does anyone have a solution? How do I stop my eyes from wandering?

Go traveling for a year. Join a club. Do a night-course.

Heathen

christeb wrote: »

This has, quite expectedly, brought some dirty looks back from lady strangers which is not a ideal situation as one might expect.

ahhh the old Stink eye!! haha

i saw a T-Shirt in a shop in Portugal that would be perfect for you my friend!!

"Tell your BOOBS to stop staring at my Eyes!"

Latchy

Find a job in all male envoirment .:D

Quazzie

Myth wrote: »

Start wearing sunglasses again. Plus get a stick, so people will think you're blind.

+1 Blind people have the advantage of being forgiven for a quick awkward fumble

javaboy

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

+1 Blind people have the advantage of being forgiven for a quick awkward fumble

Remember that ad for Brennan's bread where yer wan was blind and had a quick fumble of the shopkeep's bum? Awful shame that got edited and subsequently dropped altogether. Damn-Nazi-liberal-far-right-PC do gooders!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Yup OP, it happens to me too & I'm wearing glasses two year's now!.

I've no solution to the 'problem', since for me its not a problem

The guurls feel complimented when I hold eye-tit contact :P

christeb

Mairt wrote: »

Yup OP, it happens to me too & I'm wearing glasses two year's now!.

I've no solution to the 'problem', since for me its not a problem

The guurls feel complimented when I hold eye-tit contact :P

So you're basically saying more tit - eye contact = better? Hmmm, interesting, maybe we should start some sort of a poll in the Ladies Lounge to get their opinion.

Although I don't think my OH would agree with you

javaboy

christeb wrote: »

So you're basically saying more tit - eye contact = better? Hmmm, interesting, maybe we should start some sort of a poll in the Ladies Lounge to get their opinion.

Although I don't think my OH would agree with you

Change eye to hand and you're on to a winner.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ok OP, forget eye - tit.

Go all out, eye - tit - fanny & if its showing some toe everyone's a winner..

(anyone for the camel toe song yet?)

javaboy

Mairt wrote: »

Ok OP, forget eye - tit.

Go all out, eye - tit - fanny & if its showing some toe everyone's a winner..

(anyone for the camel toe song yet?)

Change eye to hand and you're on to a winner.

antodeco

OP, best thing to do is to keep your hands in your pocket and "fumble" for your keys. Then the girls will stare at YOUR crotch. When they look up, wink at them and blow them a kiss. They will love you for it. Works every time. :cool:

arybvtcw0eolkf

antodeco wrote: »

OP, best thing to do is to keep your hands in your pocket and "fumble" for your keys. Then the girls will stare at YOUR crotch. When they look up, wink at them and blow them a kiss. They will love you for it. Works every time. :cool:

Better than that is to pull your cock out of your zip, pull your pocket linings out and show the girl your elephant impersonations :pac:

HammerHeadGym

Hey OP. Have you tried having sex? Or even a quick **** before work?

Works a treat!

christeb

HammerHeadGym wrote: »

Hey OP. Have you tried having sex? Or even a quick **** before work?

Works a treat!

Indeed I have, yet the problem persists!

UsedtobePC

Pretend you're concentrating and act distracted as if you didn't know what was in front of your visual field. Oops! I swear i didn't notice you were there with those enormous bazoookas in that tight top.... etc.