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Are you durty?

[Deleted User] · 2008-08-04 00:54:18

As an adult, have you peed in a water facility used by others. ie... A pool, or shower.

04-08-2008 12:54am

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As an adult, have you peed in a water facility used by others.
ie... A pool, or shower.

Have you relieved yourself in a pool or shower? 64 votes

Yes, it was an accident, the shame haunts my sleeptime.

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Yes, MWhahaahahahahahahhahahah! Aha! Aha! Ha!

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Doesn't everyone? :-

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|Yes, and I have "lady" parts. :o

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$DonkeyStyle \o/$ 13 votes

YYUUURRGGHH!

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FlutterinBantam.

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ass pubes

shower slash toilet

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#2 04-08-2008 12:58am

tribulus

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I think this was done before actually, although it might have just been sinks that time.

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#3 04-08-2008 12:58am

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Doesn't everyone? :-
I want a poll because i can only answer this anonymously....... oh no i've said too much already...

/edit nvr mind there it is.... i'm sure it wasn't there a minute ago...

Wait a minute, relieved myself? Well i was once relieved in a pool...

...I like leader dots...

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#4 04-08-2008 12:59am

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Was expecting a whole other thread tbh...Why does it matter if you have lady parts?

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#5 04-08-2008 12:59am

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|Yes, and I have "lady" parts. :o
lock them up

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#6 04-08-2008 12:59am

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The poll has been added.

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#7 04-08-2008 12:59am

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pool - no cause i don't swim.

shower - no.

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#8 04-08-2008 1:02am

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Doesn't everyone? :-
where is the Poop option

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#9 04-08-2008 1:04am

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Doesn't everyone? :-

Grimes wrote: »

where is the Poop option

FlutterinBantam surely, no?

Baaaahaaahaha you made it a public poll. Name and shame eh?

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#10 04-08-2008 1:07am

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POOL-no
SHOWER-no

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#11 04-08-2008 1:07am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055057738&highlight=peeing+sink

That's the sink one although the search brought up a lot of toilet humour in AH *cringe*

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#12 04-08-2008 1:11am

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No, of course not.

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#13 04-08-2008 1:13am

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Yup. The convenience blurred my morality.

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#14 04-08-2008 1:16am

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I would've answered if it wasn't public....

purple dye FTW....

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#15 04-08-2008 1:16am

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I haven't ..purely because I don't like the idea of swimming in pee.
Heard a great story though, this girl was on holidays in Spain.
She was in the pool and really needed to go...so she does the business..and the next thing the water around her turns a fairly neon shade of green
The lifeguard on duty politley asks her to leave the pool and not return for the duration of her holiday :eek:

Apparently some pools have a chemical to detect urine!

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#16 04-08-2008 1:16am

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Doesn't everyone? :-
I went twosies in a swimming pool when I was 4 years old or so... My mum still loves to bring that story up 22 years later:o

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#17 04-08-2008 1:18am

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Anyone who says they haven't pissed in the shower at least once is a liar.

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#18 04-08-2008 1:27am

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bronte wrote: »

I haven't ..purely because I don't like the idea of swimming in pee.

Well, really if you think about it, swimming pools are probably 315,000 Litres plus of chlorinated water in them. You pee probably only a few hundred mililitres. Lets say 250ml

You're talking about 7.93650794 x10^-7 times as much liquid, or 1:1,260,000 ratio or so. Also the fact that urine is sterile, and probably atleast 1-3 litres of water leave the pool every minute due to water movement, and new water being pumped in displaces a lot more..

I don't think you've anything to worry about

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#19 04-08-2008 1:30am

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Doesn't everyone? :-
You goin to vote Moonbaby? Or is this just a way for you to weed out the durty?

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#20 04-08-2008 1:35am

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I have never pissed in the shower.

Though I had a girlfriend, who use to want me to piss on her when we having a shower together.... she said it was ok because we were having a shower.

I could never bring my self to do it.

But what I have done,,,

Is spat and put pubic hair in the food of people I don't like

(asshole pubic hair)

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#21 04-08-2008 1:37am

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challengemaster wrote: »

Well, really if you think about it, swimming pools are probably 315,000 Litres plus of chlorinated water in them. You pee probably only a few hundred mililitres. Lets say 250ml

You're talking about 7.93650794 x10^-7 times as much liquid, or 1:1,260,000 ratio or so. Also the fact that urine is sterile, and probably atleast 1-3 litres of water leave the pool every minute due to water movement, and new water being pumped in displaces a lot more..

I don't think you've anything to worry about

I feel a tiny bit better now!

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#22 04-08-2008 1:38am

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krd wrote: »

Is spat and put pubic hair in the food of people I don't like

(asshole pubic hair)

That is just deserts.....not dirty.

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#23 04-08-2008 1:41am

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bronte wrote: »

I feel a tiny bit better now!

You're welcome

Moonbaby wrote: »

That is just deserts.....not dirty.

Classy.

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#24 04-08-2008 1:59am

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krd wrote: »

But what I have done,,,

Is spat and put pubic hair in the food of people I don't like

(asshole pubic hair)

*Makes mental note to never piss off krd.*

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#25 04-08-2008 2:48am

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when i was a kid, I had a cousin who told me it gave him immense pleasure to piss in the swimming pool and watch people swim and ocasionally drink in his diluted urine.

Like a power trip.. He was giving everyone a little bit of him.

I then stopped going to the swimming. never gone back since.

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#26 04-08-2008 6:58am

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|Yes, and I have "lady" parts. :o
With that title I was expecting much more from this thread
Anyway, I haven't in a pool or in the sea (because I can't swim)
Shower - yeah, a few times. But I always gave it a good rinse afterwards!

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#27 04-08-2008 7:15am

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krd wrote: »

I have never pissed in the shower.

Though I had a girlfriend, who use to want me to piss on her when we having a shower together.... she said it was ok because we were having a shower.

I could never bring my self to do it.

But what I have done,,,

Is spat and put pubic hair in the food of people I don't like

(asshole pubic hair)

Asshole hair is asshole hair, friend,pubic hair is pubic hair.

Went into a shower in a hotel in Durban once and there was a large solid well coiled gleaming turd looking up at me.Called the concierge who muttered something about "rituals" and stuff,calmly put on a plastic glove which he seemed to have a supply of!! and removed the offending bolus, en masse, as it were,clean as a whistle,not a daggen left.

Very strange.

PS voted the Flutterinbantam, option whatever that was:cool:

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#28 04-08-2008 8:55am

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Have you ever tried pissing from the shower into the toilet? It's practically impossible. You can get a good start, lots of pressure and a good arch means you hit the target straight off. The going is good until the near end when the pressure eases off and you are left spluttering short of the bowl! So in conclusion it's better to just piss in the shower.

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#29 04-08-2008 10:04am

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krd wrote: »

I have never pissed in the shower.

Though I had a girlfriend, who use to want me to piss on her when we having a shower together.... she said it was ok because we were having a shower.

I could never bring my self to do it.

should have filmed it and sold it...

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