Would u trade ur best friend for 1,000,000

AckwelFoley

1 mil, is ur but u never see or contact ur best friend ever again...
Would you?
Me, no..

projectmayhem

where do we go to make the trade?

AckwelFoley

Lol. Sandymount at dawn

Sherifu

Yes. Sorry snyper, your carefree raping existance has come to an end. *trades snyper*

Abi

snyper wrote: »

1 mil, is ur but u never see or contact ur best friend ever again...
Would you?
Me, no..

That depends on what would happen to said best friend after the trade.. Nah, scratch that. She was better off without me anyway.


I'll have it in twenties please.

KnifeWRENCH

Definitely. With 1 million I could just buy new friends. And a lot more besides.

Call Me Jimmy

You could buy swimming pools with that kind of money. Yes.

AckwelFoley

Friends are important

..for an alaby

Why, do you need a corpse for something again?

Abi

snyper wrote: »

Friends are important

..for an alaby

Money can buy you friends that can actually lie.

FunkZ

I really don't know. I'll have to think about it snippy, but I'll meet ya the crossroads in Julianstown if I decide to, at 12 yeah.

What is the definition of best friend?

Do they have to consist of biological matter?

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

What is the definition of best friend?

Do they have to consist of biological matter?

i imagine it has to be mutual friendship...So animals or people you're stalking don't count!

Abi

Moonbaby wrote: »

What is the definition of best friend?

Do they have to consist of biological matter?

Im sure after you trade in your old one you could buy allll the dildos you like

fuzzywiggle

Oh for sure.

Mossy Monk

Who would I be trading with?

Kavinsky

Here's a more interesting question, would you trade your girlfriend for €1,000,000

I would give the million just for somebody to take her haha

Kavinsky

Ahh no

eVeNtInE

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thefinalstage

Kavinsky wrote: »

Here's a more interesting question, would you trade your girlfriend for €1,000,000

I would give the million just for somebody to take her haha

Sold.

akamossy

yes, yes i would:p

Mimikyu

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Pompey Magnus

I would, I'd then pay another friend who is down on their luck to get plastic surgery so they look like my old best friend. I would then pretend like nothing has changed but with a sweet, sweet profit in my pocket.

Wibbs

My best mates? Those cnuts would trade me for 5 euro 50 cent and a half pack of mally lights, so for a million quid? hell yes I'd sell the bastids into slavery at best, at worst organ donation(though their organs...).:D

pickarooney

I don't have any friends. Could I trade a used cat for the moolah?

castie

Show me the money!

Havermeyer

I would get rid of all my mates for 1,000,000. You could buy new fake mates. You'd also be able to pull a **** load of shallow women who would only be interested in you for your money.

T'would be great.

brianthebard

pickarooney wrote: »

I don't have any friends. Could I trade a used cat for the moolah?

used how?Were you fingering your pussy? *flees AH*

doonothing

I don't have one bessie... But if it had to be one, then no, I couldn't exist without him! Or them! I ADORE MY FRIENDS!!!

the drifter

yes...no questions asked..

Crumble Froo

well, i've already ditched them all to start a new life in new zealand...

sounds good.

D-A-V-E

friends are precious, without them you will end up lonely and restless..soon to be contemplating suicide when the actualisation of the matter in hand sinks in that everything you have done and said to this person now remains pointless due to the fact of the matter.. so when you get to this stage your now thinking can i now substitute this 'experience' and 'ease of judgement' you had with your friend and transfer it to a new friend you make..no..chances are you made friends with your best friend when you were a child..ever notice your a lot closer to a friend you made with when you were a child than to one you make when your old..you dont have that 'bond' if you will...what are you going to spend the money on? a nice brothel up in town somewhere..cool..you only live once..do it!:cool:



haha i had to laugh reading this sorry! randomest post ever

Crumble Froo

well it's only one friend. you probably needed to spend more time with the others anyway.

javaboy

Of course I would. Then I'd just buy a new laptop with the money. It's a no brainer really.



Oh wait, am I allowed backup my stuff to an external HDD first?

Rozabeez

I know her well enough to know that she'd trade me in a heartbeat, so of course! She'd want me to do it..

cee_jay

nope not a chance!
She knows so much about me anyway if I did she would probably be able to blackmail the money from me and then I would be left with nothing!

DanGerMus

Yeah i'd deffinatly trade my PC for a million.

Joe Cool

If this person was truly your best friend they would understand.

Sell, sell, sell!

tritium

I'll even wrap them for no extra charge

eamon234

I'd even include other members of his family for free!

tritium

I'll wrap them, throw in assorted other family members, give you a time share in their cat, and throw in a complimentary Kit Kat

(Let the bidding wars begin.....)

NewFrockTuesday

Not in a million years!:D

stick-dan

Not a notion...