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S'more music jokes.

  • 01-08-2008 3:43pm
    #1
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by this.

    What happens when a piano falls in a mineshaft? A flat minor.

    And on a military base? A flat Major.

    How do you make two piccolo players play in tune? Shoot one.

    Hmm...I seem to remember having more of these. Must look them up.


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  • #2
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    HA!

    We got Adrian Schaill a present for putting notes on moodle, it's 58 pages of music jokes.. I'll post some online laters...


  • #3
    Doshea3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Doshea3


    O, you guys. This reminds me of one year ago when we were young and foolish. Tear. All we need now is Glenn Gould and the Bachelor Inn. Shame both are dead.


  • #4
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    For your enjoyment, some Classical Muppets.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob6TTU1knUM


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0


  • #5
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Doshea3 wrote: »
    one year ago when we were young and foolish.

    I want to meet with you in twenty-five years and quote this at you.

    Here are some definitions of lesser known musical terms.

    Such as...
    a la regretto: tempo assigned to a performance by the conductor AFTER it is panned by the local music critics.

    ad libitum: a premiere.

    bach chorale: the place behind the barn where you keep the horses.

    Coral Symphony: (see Beethoven - Caribbean period).

    woodwind: a noise in the game of golf, made by a club missing the ball on a tee shot.

    zzzforzando: playing really loud, to wake up the audience .

    P. S. Really enjoyed those muppet ones, tSD


  • #6
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    *cracks knuckles* Here we go!

    What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
    One of them eventually matures and earns money.

    What do you call someone who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?
    A drummer.
    How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    bulb.gifJust one, but they'll go through a whole box before they find the right one.
    How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
    How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif None. They can't get that high.
    bulb.gif Two. One to change it and the other to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"
    How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif Just one, but he'll spend $5,000 on a Sterling silver bulb.
    How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif Four. One to screw in the bulb and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better."
    How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
    How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
    bulb.gif Just one, but she just stands there holding up the bulb and expects the whole world to revolve around her.


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