Too sexy for your shirt?

brianthebard

Difficult issue to bring up but i was wondering if many irish guys here feel they are just too damn sexy for their own good?Personally i have to carry an extra stone of fat just to stop wimmen jumping my bones on a daily basis.Still get constantly harassed by wimmen who want me to shag them,especially those horny swan eating camel toe rocking polish chicks.I'm sure this isn't an isolated experience,us irish men are sexy beasts.Anyone want to share?

truecrippler

I wish I could share with the women issue. But to keep myself happy I just say that I'm Too Damned Good Looking to get a girl. :P. Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

tribulus

Lol, lot's of spin-off threads tonight.

I find the best thing to do is wear a t-shirt with a small penis joke on it.

Captain Ginger

I got a hair cut the other day and ever since that I just can't stop the women, I try but they just keep coming, I really wish I could get rid of some of them.

Pen1987

Absolutely.

Captain Ginger

tribulus wrote: »

Lol, lot's of spin-off threads tonight.

I find the best thing to do is wear a t-shirt with a small penis joke on it.

Hahaha, that reminds me, one time I was with a girl and I had a lot to drink and I was talking about tits, and she said "I mays as well tell you now, I have small breasts". I felt really bad and tried to make it better by saying "don't worry, I have a small penis".

I have no idea why I said that.

genericgoon

Indubitably.

ImDave

Whatever I am doing to keep away all them women is working very well

tribulus

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Hahaha, that reminds me, one time I was with a girl and I had a lot to drink and I was talking about tits, and she said "I mays as well tell you now, I have small breasts". I felt really bad and tried to make it better by saying "don't worry, I have a small penis".

I have no idea why I said that.

Did you still get any?!

Yellow bellied clit teases one and all!

Captain Ginger

tribulus wrote: »

Did you still get any?!

Nope....

tribulus

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Nope....

And they said they like honesty, ah well

galwayrush

i managed to overcome the problem many years ago.

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

Yellow bellied clit teases one and all!

if you wanted your clit teased all you had to do was ask politely instead of trying to force my head in that general area.I am not an object!

Mossy Monk

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Hahaha, that reminds me, one time I was with a girl and I had a lot to drink and I was talking about tits, and she said "I mays as well tell you now, I have small breasts". I felt really bad and tried to make it better by saying "don't worry, I have a small penis".

I have no idea why I said that.

You made me laugh with that story.

Captain Ginger

Mossy Monk wrote: »

You made me laugh with that story.

Thought some of you may like it, if you're going to screw something up that bad you mays as well walk away with a story.

Cunny-Funt

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Thought some of you may like it, if you're going to screw something up that bad you mays as well walk away with a story.

Nice :cool:

brianthebard

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Thought some of you may like it, if you're going to screw something up that bad you mays as well walk away with a story.

and just think,if you had said 'tbh anything more than a handful is a waste' your story could have been about that time you laid that hot chick.

Captain Ginger

brianthebard wrote: »

and just think,if you had said 'tbh anything more than a handful is a waste' your story could have been about that time you laid that hot chick.

Not that this will make things better for me, but she had a face like road kill.

R0ot

I don't believe i'm ugly but i'm definitely no Brad Pitt. :P

Overheal

brianthebard wrote: »

Difficult issue to bring up but i was wondering if many irish guys here feel they are just too damn sexy for their own good?Personally i have to carry an extra stone of fat just to stop wimmen jumping my bones on a daily basis.Still get constantly harassed by wimmen who want me to shag them,especially those horny swan eating camel toe rocking polish chicks.I'm sure this isn't an isolated experience,us irish men are sexy beasts.Anyone want to share?

you wouldnt even know how much sexiness us yanks have we cover it up in stone after stone of body fat. When it comes off though - watch out. Need proof: theres a few wimmins in here im sure that are gaga for our celebrities. (Jessica Alba marry me!)

arybvtcw0eolkf

Moonbaby wrote: »

Yellow bellied clit teases one and all!

MB, let me be the first to apologise for teasing your clitty

But to get on topic..

When I'm training good and feeling good about myself I think I can be damn sexy. I'm told I've a devilish twinkle in my eye (the jap eye doesn't count!) and a cheeky smile.

Oh, and a nice willy.

dade

brianthebard wrote: »

Anyone want to share?

share a horny swan eating camel toe rocking polish chick? no problem

mr kr0nik

brianthebard wrote: »

Difficult issue to bring up but i was wondering if many irish guys here feel they are just too damn sexy for their own good?Personally i have to carry an extra stone of fat just to stop wimmen jumping my bones on a daily basis.Still get constantly harassed by wimmen who want me to shag them,especially those horny swan eating camel toe rocking polish chicks.I'm sure this isn't an isolated experience,us irish men are sexy beasts.Anyone want to share?

I have to carry an extra couple of stone, I'm just so god damm sexy..