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TOUNGE TWISTERS =)

  • 30-07-2008 11:02am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭


    i dont know how it came up at work today, but some people today were divulging their best tounge twisers; (most of them in german....so, yeah I wont post them)

    the ones I could recall were:

    Betty bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter betty bought was bitter so betty brought the bitter bit of butter back and bought better butter.

    how much wood would a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?


    the one that really confusled me a while ago was; (and i think this is right, feel free to correct me if you've heard it before)

    Elephants' elephant elephants elephant elephants' elephants

    anyone else have any good ones?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

    Try saying it out loud :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    The hardest one in english is supposed to be;

    "The sixth sick sheiks sixth sheep's sick"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

    why yes....yes I can!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    toNGUE twister


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    She sat upon the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping whilst amicably inviting him in.

    Ten tons of pink tinted toilet tissue for timothy tims of tooting.

    Oh, and say Red leather Yellow leather repeatedly as fast as you can.
    Used to hate that one..could never get it right! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 521 ✭✭✭RuailleBuaille


    That bloke's black back brake blocks just broke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    She sells sea shells by the sea shore


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Unique NewYork :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Solarball10


    My fave:

    Mrs Shine sits in her shiny shop, when she sits she shines and when she shines she sits!

    Try saying THAT really quick! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Theres too many sh/ts in that tounge twister :confused: :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    I can never say

    "No miss, I don't want to come back to yours for casual sex"

    Saying when drunk is impossible


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Mrs. Hunt has a country cut front on the front of her country cut petticoat.


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