Brokeback Jack

Heisenberg.

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Hosef

lol.....Get your coat imo

ArmaniJeanss

Say nothing.
At the moment they think you have a healthy and boisterous sex life.
Telling them you were actually playing internet poker will just seem sad.

Ste05

LOL, yeah the stories they can be making up while trying to work out what you were doing, (are you that much into Lost ??) will be sooo much better then "well ... **push glasses up nose** I was playing internet Poker and ..... " to which they'll obviously reply, "ohhh right :eek:", while saying under their breath "wierdo freak"

So you're either a really passionate masterbater (possibly even over strange TV shows); a possibly confused or fully gay guy (who sneaks guys called Jack in and out of your room); or an internet nerd?? Take your pick IMO.

TommyGunne

Well they're not going to distub you now are they?????

carfax

This possibly has the makings of thread of the year imo.

I laughed anyway.

hotspur

Buy a Jack Russell imo. At least they won't think you're gay anymore. Although kudos for not talking to a bunch of Cork housemates, irrespective of where you're from yourself I'm sure you'll agree that all Cork people should be shot. If it came to talking to bunch of Corkorian housemates or staying in my room f*cking a Jack Russell it would be close.

5starpool

Make some weird innuendo type remarks, get them really weirded out, then start muttering under your breath about conspiracies, buy a leg of lamb, and start randomly stabbing it. After all this, tell them you want to be their friend.

Tight Ted

The Scientist wrote: »

Aaaannyway, i'm in the latter stages of the $7.5k R/A last night when i get my chips in the middle for the first time.
The situation is AK v TT, a straight race in which i'm hoping my overpair comes out on top.

Surely you meant to say overcards? This ruined the whole thread for me. I was invisioning some kind of scenario where the flop came low cards and you held an overpair of tens.

con_leche

Tell your housemates, you want to get to know them better, so offer to cook dinner or, bring everybody for a drink.

Then drop into the conversation, that your friend Jack will be coming along...

NickyOD

Why would anyone not vote for option 1?

FWIW. Sometimes I'm very glad I live alone.

shrapnel222

tell him you love to get it all in with a pair of queens. any doubt he had will be gone then.

Lao Lao

Everytime you see one of your new flatmates, casually say, 'Hey Jack, how was your day' as you wink at them and slowly lick your lips.....

jbravado

One outed imo.

5starpool

shrapnel222 wrote: »

tell him you love to get it all in with a pair of queens. any doubt he had will be gone then.

If not the queens, then the cowboys.....

DeadParrot

say its pet name for your cock
and be proud of it

cardshark202

The Scientist wrote: »

So i moved into a new house recently and being the unsociable recluse that i am, i haven't really made the effort to get to know my new housemates.
I've spent the last few weeks after work just playing tourneys in my room..

Aaaannyway, i'm in the latter stages of the $7.5k R/A last night when i get my chips in the middle for the first time.
The situation is AK v TT, a straight race in which i'm hoping my overcards come out on top.

Things take a drastic turn for the worst when the flop comes down QT4 and in my desperation i appeal to Allah and 8 pounds 6 ounce Baby Jesus for my 4 outer.
"Jack!!" but the turn brings a 7, "Come on, Jack" i shout again getting more vocal this time... The river card peels off my request and i leave out a gasping celebration something along the lines of "Oooh yeah baby, you know it!!"..

Just after this i heard footsteps going down the stairs right outside my room. Not normal footsteps though, these were the sounds of tip-toeing.. this person didn't want me to know he was going down the stairs.

So, how do i go about solving this?
It seems that my new housemate may think i was re-enacting a scene from Brokeback Mountain with a wierdo named Jack.
Should i explain or would it just be easier to get my coat?

FAIL

shrapnel222

5starpool wrote: »

If not the queens, then the cowboys.....

cause he sure loves to suck out on them:pac:

BarrierReef

Flop Pre-flop , you have a drawing hand and are about to make an idiot of yourself.

H8GHOTI

BarrierReef wrote: »

Flop Pre-flop , you have a drawing hand and are about to make an idiot of yourself.

Who are you to judge? Maybe he likes to go in behind and cum out in front

Stoko

what if some of your housemates likes jacks now? maybe he would knock on your door some night?

tipp86

Are they male or female your housemates ?? Plus im currently trying to rent a room in cork if things dont work out lol

YULETIRED

cut and paste 'all work and no play makes jack a dull boy' 200 times and photocopy it, leave pages it around the house and only communicate to them via your index finger.....chant redrum..REDRUM several times over if thy dont let you watch the football....then go quietly to your room have a 5 knuckle shuffle content that nobody, not even a thick Cork gobshte will dare eavesdrop on you agian.....also buy a hatchet...


he must be punished mr Torrance.....

Heisenberg.

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hf4z6sqo7vjngi

The Scientist wrote: »

Male unfortunately...

Thanks for the opinions. Think i'll head to the CSPCA today and pick up a Jack Russell.

Do not be hasty remember a dog is not just for fckking sorry Xmas

lillou

tell them about your ex girlfriend jackie

Gillybean72

I think they would be more relieved if you said you were playing internet cards.. saves you getting a dog or them thinking you bat for the opposition! have you noticed them back up against walls when you walk into the room yet?

dvdfan

I thought the punch line was going to be your flat mate had TT and "Small World" kinda thing but that was probably a better ending tbh.