how to pull someone

xbox36016

till use how the funnyist way you pulled someone

Sherifu

By the hair.

Rob_l

yeah what?

Dress as a clown thats pretty funny

CheapStuff

Bus in Manchester, got off as a fit girl got on, grab a hotdog from the stand and got back on. Asked the girl if she wanted to try my weiner.

Been married for 4 years now

Mr. Incognito

"Does this smell like chloroform to you"

100% sucess, thing is though she always forgets to call.

Go figure.

Slaanesh

xbox36016 wrote: »

till use how the funnyist way you pulled someone

Should probably read:

Tell us the funniest way you have attracted a member of the opposite sex.

3 posts, good start to his posting career.

AnonoBoy

CheapStuff wrote: »

Bus in Manchester, got off as a fit girl got on, grab a hotdog from the stand and got back on. Asked the girl if she wanted to try my weiner.

Been married for 4 years now

No you didn't. :P

CheapStuff

errr... yes i did. Piccadilly bus station, 1999... number 47 to Levenshulme.

AnonoBoy

And the name of the hotdog stand?

FunkZ

The funniest way was when yore ma just gave birth to ya and she wanted a da for you. Twas easy.

Got outta there the next day, twas a darkplace. Like Garth Marenghi.

Rob_l

AnonoBoy wrote: »

And the name of the hotdog stand?

also what brand of hotdog + ketchup/mustard

LouOB

xbox36016 wrote: »

till use how the funnyist way you pulled someone

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

Wibbs

Sit in the corner of the pub casually licking ones eyebrows. That works.

Captain Ginger

I remember that one night I...


Nah who am I kidding, no living creature would ever touch me

cson

LouOB wrote: »

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

Classy girl.

Procasinator

LouOB wrote: »

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

That doesn't make sense. Drinks don't swallow!

Kold

Procasinator wrote: »

That doesn't make sense. Drinks don't swallow!

Maybe it's Tarzan dialect. "You like this drink! I swallow!" /scratching of pubic region

elmolesto

LouOB wrote: »

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

Class

Duggy747

Usually walk up to them, point a gun to their back and tell them to keep smiling while slowly sidestepping to the lad's jacks with me for a quickie.

Works 100% none of the time

Magpie!

Fell backwards off a chair, kicking a passing guy in the groin.

Had to check everything was in working order afterwards.

Latchy

with a rope

antodeco

LouOB wrote: »

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

I hope it wasnt a baby guinness.... :P

Call Me Jimmy

Captain Ginger wrote: »

I remember that one night I...


Nah who am I kidding, no living creature would ever touch me

You're probably giving off too much of a ginger vibe

Mr. Incognito

Overheard in a nightclub in Limerick

Boy: "What's the difference between a knife and a Ferrari?"

Girl "I don't know"

Boy "I've got a knife in my pocket, get in the van"

AngryBadger

I ordered a sandwich...seriously, best sex ever

RxQueen

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

You're probably giving off too much of a ginger vibe

check out his sig, he aint a reall finger!

Me standing in a club in London minding my own business. American girl walks straight up to me and asks me where Im from.

Me: "Irelan.........."

Her - interrupting me: "Stop talking" and then she smacks the gob.



Least work Ive ever had to do! She was hot too!

P.C.

LouOB wrote: »

I sent a 'shot' over to a guy with a note

Like this drink I also swallow

I like the way you think!

"You wanna come see my comic collection"

It worked and she was a hottie too though the look on my face when she pawed a signed Stan Lee may have scared her away.

AckwelFoley

She put her hand on my inner thigh in the club..i said if she does that again shes at risk of gettin raped! 60 sec later we were kissin. I only recently found out that she had been raped when she war siwteen. Iwe,qe sti5 dating!

MrVestek

Mine's classy, I usually get a taxi out to theres and wait around for a while for no-one to turn up.

I think someone might have posted that on the Internet somewhere... not too sure :P

antodeco

snyper wrote: »

She put her hand on my inner thigh in the club..i said if she does that again shes at risk of gettin raped! 60 sec later we were kissin. I only recently found out that she had been raped when she war siwteen. Iwe,qe sti5 dating!

?? Did you just cum?

Lockstep

"Don't make this rape turn into a murder"

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

Sit in the corner of the pub casually licking ones eyebrows. That works.

How you doin

Poccington

"Hi, my name is Albert. Wanna see my basement?"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Carefully watching a woman then as if you recognise her from somwhere then...

"Do you have a boyfriend? 6 foot 6? Plays a lot of rugby...?"
"No, sorry..."
"Hi, I'm X!"

IvaBigWun

CheapStuff wrote: »

Bus in Manchester, got off as a fit girl got on, grab a hotdog from the stand and got back on. Asked the girl if she wanted to try my weiner.

Been married for 4 years now

So the bus waited for you?

How convenient!

antodeco

antodeco wrote: »

?? Did you just cum?

Even more disgusting.....I think he means he has a girlfriend.

Pen1987

Im going to use that 'wana see my comic book collection?' line this week.

randylonghorn

Achilles wrote: »

Mine's classy, I usually get a taxi out to theres and wait around for a while for no-one to turn up.

I think someone might have posted that on the Internet somewhere... not too sure :P

Lol! Kudos for having a sense of humour about it!


Was at an "event" in a country hall way out wesht when I was about 16, loos were way too small and the gents was more like a rugby scrum than anything else, so I did what some of the local lads had been doing and slipped out the back of the hall to spray the back wall.

Was just giving it a shake when I heard a stifled giggle, and realised that in my haste I had unzipped in full view of a couple of young ladies of 17-18 who had slipped out for a cigarette.

Muttered a quick "sorry!" and disappeared rapidly, but when I got a grin from one of them across the hall a while later, decided to pluck up my courage and offer to buy them a drink by way of apology (country hall, no-one too fussy about ID, I looked older than I was anyway).

One of them had a boyfriend, the other hadn't ...

Good night!

BrokenArrows

CheapStuff wrote: »

Bus in Manchester, got off as a fit girl got on, grab a hotdog from the stand and got back on. Asked the girl if she wanted to try my weiner.

Been married for 4 years now

but obviously the two comments are mutually exclusive. ie not the same girl.

Caco

Fell asleep pissed while having a Tom Tit on a friend's toilet one night, she knocked the door bout an hour later and in my sleepy drunken state, I told her to come in!!!

... 2 weeks later... BOOM! :cool:

S.I.R

some young one's car broken down on the main road at my gaf...


walked down and gave her and hand, needed a jump as the battery was basically flat she said " aww thanks " i said " always good to have a handy man around "... Was with her for about 6 months :cool:

MrVestek

randylonghorn wrote: »

Lol! Kudos for having a sense of humour about it!

I've found the funny side to it for a while now. It happened, I can't make it unhappen and it's long since stopped affecting me. I can see the stupidity and naivety in it too!

antodeco

S.I.R wrote: »

some young one's car broken down on the main road at my gaf...


walked down and gave her a hand, needed a jump as the battery was basically flat she said " aww thanks " i said " always good to have a handy man around "... Was with her for about 6 months :cool:

You had me at that part! :P