Social Security!

dak

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’

mickrourke

Dak, you're very brave telling us about personal problems like that, and it seems that your wife isn't very understanding, but Personal Issues is thataway >>>>>>

dak

mickrourke wrote: »

Dak, you're very brave telling us about personal problems like that, and it seems that your wife isn't very understanding, but Personal Issues is thataway >>>>>>

? Its a joke thread ! Before I was born I was given the choice of a big dick or a terrible memory. Now I can't remeber which I chose!

mickrourke

dak wrote: »

Now I can't remeber which I chose!

Don't worry Dak, it's what's on the inside that counts.
At least, thats what the guys in X-Ray tell me.

The Bollox

mickrourke wrote: »

Don't worry Dak, it's what's on the inside that counts.
At least, thats what the guys in X-Ray tell me.

ah yeah, he's a really nice person, the Ultrasound guy