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  • 26-07-2008 05:48PM
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Bloke goes into the pub and says to the barman: 'i'll have a pint of bitter please'

    Barman replies: 'sorry we don't sell bitter here'

    Bloke says: 'well ok, i'll have a pint of guinness then'
    Barman answers: 'sorry we don't sell any ales, we've only got this new stuff called "rat"'

    Bloke says: 'ok i'll have a half of rat please'

    Barman takes a rat out from under the counter, chops it in half, puts the tail end in a glass and gives it to the bloke.

    Bloke says: 'i can't drink that!'

    Barman asks: 'why not?'

    Bloke replies: 'it's got no head on it.'


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