Chinese Wedding Night

rocky25

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers,

'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.

I promise you, I give you anyting you want,

I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

You juss ask... Whatchu want?' he says,

trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back,


'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You wrant........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'

dh0661

:D:D I read this about twenty minuets ago, and I'm still in tears of laughter.
EXCELLENT

staker

that's fvckin class, and easy to remember too!! woohoo:D

Raoul

Ah rocky25, you never cease to humour me. Top quality stuff.

rocky25

Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says

"I'll have a whisky please."

The barman says "Bells alright?"

Quasi replies

"Mind your own f**king business."

mahamageehad

ROFL :D