Russian Woman

Hagar

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

















What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

hussey

I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab

Carrigart Exile

hussey wrote: »

I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab

Do Canadians eat Beaver meat

mickrourke

Hagar wrote: »

.On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

I'm sorry Hagar, I find this highly unlikely, even if it is a joke - what husband ever wants to go shopping with his wife?

Unless it's to a sex shop of course

bazwaldo

hussey wrote: »

I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab

She might have gotten a few kippers.

Which reminds me of one. What did the blind man say when he went into a fish shop?

Hello ladies

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if she wants fish?

RoHunter

haha

dh0661

hussey wrote: »

I wonder what she would do if she wanted a kebab

Bend over backwards of course.:p