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Fcukin' Chocolate

  • 23-07-2008 1:13am
    #1
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭


    A lady walks into an ice cream parlor and order's a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The proprietor quickly responds "I'm sorry mamm, but we are all out of chocolate." The lady looks confused and gazes down through the glass of the ice cream case and then looks back up at the man and asks for a pint of chocolate. The man replies a little annoyed stating once again that he is out of chocolate ice cream. The lady then seems to get the point and walks down to the end of parlor. She then looks back up and says "excuse me sir?" "Can I get a gallon of chocolate?" At this point the owner becomes upset. "Mamm. Do me a favor please?" "O.k." The woman replied. "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?" "Sure. S T R A W." "Good mamm." The owner said gently. "Can you spell the Van in Vanilla?" "Yes. V A N." The lady said confidently. "Now can you spell the Fcuk in chocolate?" The owner said smartly. The lady looked up at the ceiling in thought then replied, "There is no Fcuk in chocolate." "Well Mamm." The owner said. "That's what I have been trying to tell you." "There is NO FCUKIN' CHOCOLATE."


Comments

  • #2
    rocky25
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    He He :D


  • #3
    BubbleWrap85
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    Brendan Grace actually did this joke years ago, but with duck instead


  • #4
    darkskol
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    made me laugh :pac:


  • #5
    entropi
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    Very nice i like that one :)


  • #6
    dh0661
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    Good one - I like it. :D


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  • #7
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Brendan Grace actually did this joke years ago, but with duck instead
    Duck flavoured ice cream? I think your telling porkies.


  • #8
    elmyra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Hagar wrote: »
    Duck flavoured ice cream? I think your telling porkies.

    Ah he was only having the quack

    /leaves


  • #9
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,400 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Brendan Grace actually did this joke years ago, but with duck instead

    There's no F in duck :D

    I have six Brendan Grace CD's :o

    Sorry, I think the mans brilliant.


  • #10
    A-Trak
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    r3nu4l wrote: »
    There's no F in duck :D

    I have six Brendan Grace CD's :o

    Sorry, I think the mans brilliant.

    +1

    Far queue, man I loved that joke!
    Also Fr Fintan Stack is quite the hero of mine.


  • #11
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Pretty good. The first time I heard it was when Jack Nicholson (or an impersonator) did a sketch with him working in a drive-tru McD's and the customer was asking for fries. "There is no freak in fries!"


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