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  • 22-07-2008 9:45am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    I am involved in alchemy and am looking for a strong male individual to perform a certain task for me.

    PM me
    It may shock you.

    Individual must be quite strong.

    The job is very easy and takes less that 3 minutes.

    It's not sexual or degrading.
    Sorry for the bluntness.

    Can you spare three minutes of your time?
    Email me.

    Hurry.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    emmm... reported?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    o.0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    It's not that the job is difficult or anything like that.
    It's just that...I am social phobic...and want it done quickly.

    I am afraid of people.

    It is not subversive.

    If anyone wants to help, please do.

    I am sorry if this is not allowed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Uhm I might move this thread to another forum, I don't think it's really suited here.
    Spirituality possibly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    Well that's ok.


    It's about alchemy....so it isn't anything bad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    BGRH?


    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    what exactly are you looking for people to do? o.0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    Something smells fishy....And it aint my Beaver o_O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    It involves holding or pushing things.
    Understand that I need and individual to perform an ESOTERIC alchemical task so I cannot tell you what exactly it is.

    It is secret.

    So that's why I am tip-toeing around the exact nature of it.

    However, the individual that helps will be blessed to know one of the greatest secrets of alchemy quite easily.

    It has nothing to do with sexuality, self-indulgence...things like that.

    But it has a lot to do with bravery and effort...sacrifice on my part.

    This operation requires no intelligence whatsoever...only strength and bravery.

    It's nothing illegal, also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    strength as in physical, mental, spiritual? Going to move the thread and leave a re-direct here :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    Any strength will do.


    If you do the task...you could learn the meaning of your own life, by immitating what I have asked you to do.


    Hurry.

    I live in Meath.


    It must be done.

    It is an elegant, great and beautiful task.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Coming from body modification guys. Sorry think maybe paganism might have been better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    Basically, I am too weak to do it...so I need someone superior.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    It would actually have a lot to do with body modification, in my mind.

    That type of person seems more suited for the task.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    You expect some one to preform a task for you in a ritual alchemical magical setting and context but you will not tell them why or what it is or what the outcome is or what the effects might be on them ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I left a 2 hour re-direct.
    The forum body modification is more for piercings, tattoos, while there is a spiritual side to it (for some people) most on the forum do it for aesthetic reasons.

    Good luck finding someone :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭niallk


    Are you hot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    niallk read the charter of this forum and abide by it or you will be banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    syxle wrote: »
    It would actually have a lot to do with body modification, in my mind.

    That type of person seems more suited for the task.

    You are are looking for a pericer or a tattoo artist who does home call outs ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I'm not an expert but i'll take a look OP.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭niallk


    Is it mysterious?
    I'll do it if it's mysterious but otherwise count me out?
    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    I'm kind of good-looking...

    'ritual alchemical magical"

    Not as bad as that sounds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    niallk wrote: »
    Is it mysterious?
    I'll do it if it's mysterious but otherwise count me out?
    :rolleyes:


    Very mysterious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    syxle I would suggest that you create personal add in adverts.ie detailing what you are looking for.

    Personally I think it is poor form to lure someone and subject them to magic and forces which are beyond thier kenning and esp if one is refusing to explain to them what they are taking part in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    syxle I would suggest that you create personal add in adverts.ie detailing what you are looking for.

    Personally I think it is poor form to lure someone and subject them to magic and forces which are beyond thier kenning and esp if one is refusing to explain to them what they are taking part in.

    I am not subjecting anyone to magical forces.
    I want a PHYSICAL act performed.

    The reason why i am so blunt is because I need it urgently.
    It is not magical in the sense that most people think.

    A simple physical job involving no magic whatsoever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Then why all the cloak and dagger stuff and mention alchemy at all ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭niallk


    syxle wrote: »

    A simple physical job involving no magic whatsoever.
    I would also like one of these.
    Maybe some magic;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 syxle


    niallk wrote: »
    I would also like one of these.
    Maybe some magic;)


    Then help me if you want
    Pm me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Right I am locking this thread syxle I suggest you get a personal add.


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