quickie

looder

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

"To take the pain away, " sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.

The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

"It doesn't work!" she yelled.

"What do you mean?" asked Mom.

"Well, " sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

TommyL

You should change your name to looser.

Gary ITR

He he nice one

Hagar

TommyL, read the charter before you post again on this forum, thanks.

old boy

why do people take jokes from the little johnney thread, and redress them

looder

old boy wrote: »

why do people take jokes from the little johnney thread, and redress them

I didn't I got it sent to me in work today.... I thought it was a redressed Tommy Tiernan joke myself

tossy

TommyL wrote: »

You should change your name to looser.

Funniest thing in this thread!

Why do grown people tell stupid jokes,i wouldnt have laughed at that one in 1st year!

BioHazRd

tossy banned for a week. After Hagar directed another poster to read the charter tossy posted in a similar fashion. The rating system is there for a reason - use it

Hagar

Tossy infracted at 7:38am for Breach of Charter.
Please read the Charter and keep up with the on thread warnings.

Oops my bad Bio. Should have posted on thread at the time.
As sure the holiday will do him good.