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Those who are doomed

  • 16-07-2008 12:55pm
    #1
    fobster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭


    Seeing as they are persistent and will try and stop you to have a chat about charity or give you free newspapers, the workers on the city streets are doomed when a zombie invasion comes to town.

    I can see it now...

    Aussie Chugger: "Alrite mayte!, have you got a minute"

    Zombie: "Uuuuugggggggghhhhhh!!!!"

    Aussie Chugger: "Ah good, you don't seem to be in a rush so I'm sure you can chat for awhile"

    Zombie: "Brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnzzzzzz!!!"

    Aussie Chugger: "You got a hedake, mayte?"

    Zombie: "Aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhh!"

    Aussie Chugger: "Aaahhhhhh that's mah hed! Won't you show some concern!!"

    Zombie moves on to next victim...

    Newspaper dude: "Good morning, free paper, have a nice day!"

    Zombie: "Uuuuugggggggghhhhhh!!!!"

    Newspaper dude: "You want paper?"

    Zombie: "Brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnzzzzzz!!!"

    Newspaper dude: "Sorry, I got no...brains, I has a free box of cereal?"

    Zombie: "Aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhh!"

    Newspaper dude: "You no want cere...AAAArrrrrhhhhhhh!!! My head, please have mercy kind sir...gaaahhhh!!!"

    As you see from the above these guys are doomed and will undoubtedly result in a very large number of zombies on our streets. So we must be proactive in these uncertain times!! Let's clear them off our streets before the zombies get to 'em!

    What say ye?


Comments

  • #2
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Someone called for some Dooming?

    Yes, they deserve a good, hard zombing. Imagine the abomination that would arise if they were infected instead of dying... *shudder*


  • #3
    Roen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭Roen


    Probably bite your arse off and try sell it back to you :(


  • #4
    fobster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭fobster


    SDooM wrote: »
    Someone called for some Dooming?

    Yes, they deserve a good, hard zombing. Imagine the abomination that would arise if they were infected instead of dying... *shudder*

    Probably try and get you to sign up and support Zombaid! :pac:


  • #5
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Can't say I've any difficulties getting by them, I just do my Jedi hand wave;) coupled with either "no thanks" or "sorry" depending on if they seem to be holding anything out.


  • #6
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    farohar wrote: »
    Can't say I've any difficulties getting by them, I just do my Jedi hand wave;) coupled with either "no thanks" or "sorry" depending on if they seem to be holding anything out.

    They're just biding their time. When you are weak, they will strike!


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