Dumped when I wasn't even in a relationship

Nathan251

:mad:
I received a text at about midnight, a big long rambling text from a girl i hadn't seen in about a month and well basically i was dumped, it said I'm a lovely fella but she's still in love with some guy who has gome off to australia and isn't ready for a relationship bla bla bla bla
this was funny coz although i have been dumped before, being dumped by someone who i wasn't even aware i was going out with was quite a surprise for me and indeed a first, i've only been out with her twice, each time meeting a big huge gaggle of her drunken mates who proceeded to tell me that they were very protective of her and basically interrogated me all night with questions, i do not jest here, such as "are you a rapist?", i'm sure this drunken gaggle of women thought this was a great laugh and i hardly batted an eyelid coz i am used to hysterical and irrational drunken women and basically all i wanted to do was bang the bird i was out with so i tolerated the mates....anyway i did bang her, the sex was rubbish, i was too drunk, she was too self-conscious about her body and we left it at that
she was at a hen night last weekend and sent me a text at about 3am saying she had received a dare to see if guys with ginger hair were ginger all over, and she needed my advice what to do
i told hair if she is into ginger pubes then go ahead

anyway to cut a long story short after receiving this text last night, i replied saying oh but what about the wedding ring i had just bought for us, will i get a refund etc etc basically satirising her whole melodramatic take on our "relationship"
she replied with "oh it's great that you are so cool with THIS"
i wasn't even aware of what THIS is, anyway i could have got all riled and accused her of being a bit demented and in need of some kind of fcuked up ego boost but i just let it go-however being dumped by someone i am not even going out with, well i'm mystified

GrumPy

Wow, only advice I can give is both of you need to grow up tbh.

Badkitty

You should have replied to the text "Who is this?"

Nathan251

thing is i am not bothered by this at all, i just don't see why she felt the need to tell me-why couldn't she just let it peter out?

MagicMarker

Why don't you ask her?

Nathan251

MagicMarker wrote: »

Why don't you ask her?

.....coz she'll probably lap it up and answer with something like "you're obviously struggling to get over this"

anyway i thought i made my point clear with the whole "wedding ring parody of how seriously she took it" thing

Tusky

Badkitty wrote: »

You should have replied to the text "Who is this?"

Haha, brilliant.

hussey

Apart from telling us you banged her and sex was rubbish?
What exactly is your PI?

Nathan251

hussey wrote: »

Apart from telling us you banged her and sex was rubbish?
What exactly is your PI?

I don't understand the question-what does PI mean?

MagicMarker

Personal Issue.

As in, what are you looking for here?

Nathan251

oh sorry for expressing myself and articulating what i thought was a peculiar personal issue i.e. being dumped, i'll bottle stuff up from now on-carry on:rolleyes:

Wibbs

Exactly. What's the personal issue? Otherwise rants get locked.

Wibbs

You weren't dumped. You were never in a relationship. You were both drunk, she appears delusional. You responded in kind. End of problem really.

Wibbs

Thread closed. Any probs with that PM me.