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What are the best things you could say on a first date?

  • 15-07-2008 2:20pm
    #1
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭


    As a continuation from the worst things you could say, what would be the best things you could say/hear on a first date? :D

    1. "I don't believe in monogamy"
    2. "I have tons of other uniforms at home - nurse, teacher, garda, Princess Leia, burlesque.........."
    3. "It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it"
    4. "Wanna do it again baby?"


Comments

  • #2
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    I'm from meath


  • #3
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Jaysus love , thats a nice set you have there ;)


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes, what they told you is true. It really is that big.


  • #5
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I'm richer than God.


  • #6
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    "you've got something in your eye"

    *mezma stare*

    it never fails


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  • #7
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    She says : Wanna see my "f u c k me hard" tattoo across my lower back. :eek:

    I find it hard to believe but a mate of mine who was away earlier this year said he seen a girl with one on the beach. He's got to be kiddin me right??


  • #8
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Man: "What's your fantasy?"
    Woman: "I'd love to be with another woman"
    *Gobsmacked and excited man*


  • #9
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Your friend is a cracker!


  • #10
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Hows your box?


  • #11
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Your friend is a cracker!
    This is the best things, not the worst things :P


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  • #12
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I'm an accountant.


  • #13
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    Hows your box?

    queue a dig to the face


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Man: "What's your fantasy?"Woman: "I'd love to be with another woman"
    *Gobsmacked and excited man*

    If you get to the stage of the date where the man can say this and it's ok then, frankly, the date is already heading in a wonderful direction.


  • #15
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    This is the best things, not the worst things :P

    Your friend isn't a cracker?


  • #16
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Your friend isn't a cracker?
    ;) LoL maybe "I never really had a thing for tall slim busty blondes"


  • #17
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    You're a Peach player is SSBM!? Oh my god! I'm a Fox player!


  • #18
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    ;) LoL maybe "I never really had a thing for tall slim busty blondes"

    Lying will come back to haunt ya!!!:p


  • #19
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Girl shyly "I want you to be my first"
    Bloke "I want you to be my last"

    And then obviously, never call her again.
    :)


  • #20
    TripleAce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,454 ✭✭✭TripleAce


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    Girl shyly "I want you to be my first"
    Bloke "I want you to be my last"

    And then obviously, never call her again.
    :)

    Nice one :p


  • #21
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    "I'm Irish and I take it up the ****ter"


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  • #22
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    'I'm a level 34 paladin.'


  • #23
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Do you want pumped?


  • #24
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    I put on my robe and wizard hat


  • #25
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    "We Couldnt Run An Add That Said No Portuguese
    But Yea No Portuguese"


  • #26
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Ivabigwun.


  • #27
    rowlandbrowner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭rowlandbrowner


    "Madeline McCann walks into a bar..."


  • #28
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Woman : ill pay, then ill get us a taxi back to mine, all my female friends are waiting there.


  • #29
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    Girl shyly "I want you to be my first"
    Bloke "I want you to be my last"

    And then obviously, never call her again.
    :)

    :D


  • #30
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Blisterman wrote: »
    Ivabigwun.

    ;)


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  • #31
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    rowlandbrowner wrote: »
    "Madeline McCann walks into a bar..."

    Thats not very nice ya heartless prick


  • #32
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »
    Thats not very nice ya heartless prick

    Ah would ya stop. I broke my trollix laughing :D

    Maddie is so last May loike :rolleyes:


  • #33
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Ah would ya stop. I broke my trollix laughing :D

    Maddie is so last May loike :rolleyes:

    Those Maddie jokes have been done to death... kinda like maddie herself.


  • #34
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    rowlandbrowner wrote: »
    "Madeline McCann walks into a bar..."

    No she didn't ;)


  • #35
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

    I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.


  • #36
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Megan? Megan Fox? Is that you?"


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  • #37
    easyontheeye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 742 ✭✭✭easyontheeye


    im 6 inches....



















    around :D


  • #38
    serenacat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭serenacat


    Suggesting fun things to do the next time you meet.


  • #39
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Man - Tell me about yourself

    Woman - Well not much to tell really, I'm a lingerie model and a relapsed sex addict.


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