I hate everything

anonymousman · 09-07-2008 5:51pm #1

I hate the way Irish people moan so much, including me.

I hate listening to cringey people who think that making sound effects when telling a story is funny as well as TALKING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE. Its not being charasmatic its being a total trainwreck.

I hate being told to have an "open mind" about 9/11 when really who has a more open mind, the people who read those conspiracy websites and IMPOSE their view on everyone or those who read the site then looked up google for any sites debunking these conpsiracies then make up their mind.

I hate people who tell others what to do, how to act and give them (uneccesary advice) and then act SMARMY about it. How about being CIVIL and give constructive criticism if you feel the need.

I hate bosses who are control freaks. Whatever happened in their life to make them that way I don't care, they're losers and nobody likes them.

I hate overtly nosey people who ask probing questions. Theres an art to being nosey.

Nobody likes a busybody, especially me.

I hate people who think theyre honest. Being honest does not mean being HARSH. Find out the full story, be nice, be civil, don't be a ****head.

Everyone is fake. The ones we call "fake people" are just bad at it and should be put down.

I hate people who cant just like any music regardless of genre, mainstream appeal, success or anything. Why do we even follow bands and singers?

This reminds me of 10 Things I Hate About You, I hate that film its nowhere near as good as the teen classics it tries hard to be (Heathers, Ferris Beuler, Clueless etc).

I like Julia Stiles though, shes hot.

I also like this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ExBCp9Myw&feature=related

Thank you AH. I hate you too by the way.

mental07 · 09-07-2008 5:53pm

Um, OK

anonymousman · 09-07-2008 5:54pm

Oh this was all brought on by my boss. I hope she never reads this. And don't look through my posting history or you will see me being a total hypocrite.

Adam · 09-07-2008 5:54pm

stfu

drunkmonkey · 09-07-2008 5:55pm

have you thought about spankin the monkey this evenin....:D

MIN2511 · 09-07-2008 5:57pm

Jeez dude... Lighten up! Someone had a bad day!
Look at it this way you are still employed, you have family and people who love you(i think)
Now STFU

takola · 09-07-2008 5:57pm

I'm crushed!

Random · 09-07-2008 5:57pm

anonymousman wrote: »

I hate the way Irish people moan so much, including me.

I like Julia Stiles though, shes hot.

One good thing came of your post - a Google image search. Good choice

KTRIC · 09-07-2008 5:58pm

drunkmonkey wrote: »

have you thought about spankin the monkey this evenin....:D

Then have a nice dump afterwards, always makes me feel a lot better

ironictoaster · 09-07-2008 5:58pm

I hate you.

funk-you · 09-07-2008 5:59pm

Guess who hasn't gotten any in a while. It's okay man, the right one will come along.

-Funk

anonymousman · 09-07-2008 6:00pm

I like venting but I hate blogs.

WoollyRedHat · 09-07-2008 6:01pm

yes:

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

On close inspection, your post has 10 things which you hate as well. However, you didn't admit your entire ramblings were a paradox, so I am disappointed.

Also, 10 things I hate about you is a great film, tut tut. I won't hate you for it though.

Rhyme · 09-07-2008 6:02pm

ITT, we disagree with the OP while internally agreeing with most of their points.

anonymousman, some of those things you've just got let slide. Deep breaths.

WoollyRedHat wrote:

Also, 10 things I hate about you is a great film, tut tut. I won't hate you for it though.

Agreed, these modern adaptions of Shakespeares works are hit and miss. This one is a hit.

drunkmonkey · 09-07-2008 6:02pm

anonymousman wrote: »

I like venting but I hate blogs.

Then you are like us; your home is here.

anonymousman · 09-07-2008 6:03pm

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

yes:

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

On close inspection, your post has 10 things which you hate as well. However, you didn't admit your entire ramblings were a paradox, so I am disappointed.

Also, 10 things I hate about you is a great film, tut tut. I won't hate you for it though.

Do I love my boss then?

Kold · 09-07-2008 6:07pm

Knife. Jugular.

WoollyRedHat · 09-07-2008 6:09pm

Rhyme wrote: »

ITT, we disagree with the OP while internally agreeing with most of their points.

anonymousman, some of those things you've just got let slide. Deep breaths.

Agreed, these modern adaptions of Shakespeares works are hit and miss. This one is a hit.

Also it's got some catchy music in there too

And anonymousman, if the writers are to be believed, yes, you're hate really is love.

Unless you're straight and he's a man, then they're probably wrong.