Michael Bay's "The Dark Knight" rejected script

faceman

Im not sure if this is against the charter, hopefully not!

Below is a link to excerpts of Michael Bay's rejected script.

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506

Funny how some people online thought it was real!! Its funny though.

Otacon

A CGI American flag!? Brilliant!

humanji

lol, brilliant

Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.

Creature

Lol that is fantastic.

"Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo"

Doctor DooM

Hack the internet!

joe_chicken

"Zooms in and out emphatically"

rizzla

I'll be really disappointed if there's no Joker Zeppelin in Dark Knight.

I would pay to see that film.

Say what you want about Michael Bay but his films are never less than entertaining.

Basq

Absolutely hilarious.. cheers for that faceman!

Favourite bit:

The Batmobile is gunning down the highway at over 200 miles per hour, weaving through traffic. Every time BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times.

The epitomy of every Michael Bay car chase scene!

aidan_walsh

Brilliant.

grames_bond

The hugest fucking missles you will ever see!

just genius! i wanna see this movie!

Duggy747

Ha Ha, brilliant! I'd almost believe Bay did write this it sums up his work that well.

Hell, I'd watch this, as long as he still had the low-spinning camera around the protagonist in slow-mo, sickenly orange-hue, and ear-meltingly loud sound.

BOOOOOOOOOM!!! BANG!!!! *GUITAR SOLO* KABLAAAAAAM!!

JangoFett

Wow.

In the bad way.

Necronomicon

The comments are hilarious:

"That was terrible.........stick to Transformers & Bad Boys Bay."

"I'm not so sure this script is even real to be honest. But if it were, I would have to assume he's going to recycle this for a Transformers sequel."

JangoFett

If this were real and it was made, I would TOTALLY go see it, it sounds awesome!!!

lmfao

ixoy

That's a work of genius!

General: "Ok I like it but which one of the internets do we hack?"
Bruce: "All of them"

The action scenes are almost too close to how the movie would play out.

Pigman II

I think I'll reserve my Bay gloating until TDK is released and is proven not to be some kind of train-wreck sequel.

faceman wrote: »

Funny how some people online thought it was real!!

Funny indeed, especially when one considers that Bay doesn't even write scripts to begin with.

Inglorious

She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.

Brilliance.

senordingdong

I think the real Dark Knight will be abit dissapointing now.

PullMyFinger!

Im not sure whats scarier; that people thought was legit or that Id actually enjoy that film

Nolan's interpretation in Batman Retuens was good but the praise lavished upon it wasnt deserved.

Page 28 has to be the best page in existence.

"Up it goes, then down. Then up again. Slowly ... slowly .. now counter-clockwise"

And he's going to hack all the internets. Oh noes. He's bound to find my porno collection .. eh ..

.. carry on