Do you ever use the laptop while on the jax?

antodeco

As the title suggests, do you ever sit there while surfing? Suffer from the dead leg syndrome. Just a wondering I have. FluterrinB, you can stay out of this one!

Saruman

Of course but unless you have internet access its a waste of time.. unless of course you have downloaded everything you need..................

Steve_o

God Bless wireless...

BaconZombie

Word from the wise, only do this if you have wireless......

Steve_o wrote: »

God Bless wireless...

cance

be careful of the dreaded neptunes kiss.

Reku

If flushing the toilet supposedly covers things nearby in aerosolised fecal matter does using your laptop in there not mean that it's pointless to wash your hands afterwards since the keys will all be covered in germs (or are you a truely scummy person and don't even flush?!?).

I don't even like the thought of texting on the bog, nevermind using a laptop.

ntlbell

After I've gone through the ingredients on any new bottles it always comes the sh|tter, but I tend to spend a very long time in there if I do bring it.

Gives me a break from the missus tho

Dave!

I have.... then felt ashamed, so hid the laptop under some towels in case someone saw me

It doesn't count if I just use my phone, right? right?

NeVeR

often been in a poker tourney and needed to go... and i didnt want to miss a hand

Sherifu

Nope.

antodeco wrote: »

FluterrinB, you can stay out of this one!

Don't think he's back yet.

ryoishin

Yeah i started at the weekend! But i was having a msn chat with someone who freaks out if you say nothing for 20 seconds. Also Put the lid down before you flush!

What an opportunity for an open poll expose.
Lost.

~headshakes~ @ Antodeco.

Run_to_da_hills

Only when in a mates place in Ennis, It was the only part of the house where I could get an unsecured WIFI signal. Wouldn't use it if I was sitting on the can.

smellslikeshoes

Yea I do sometimes, I'm a 21st century man, no newspaper for me :pac:

The Walsho

Yep, I call it bogsurfing :pac:

KTRIC

All the time, sure thats what laptops are for

Reku

Boy am I ever glad I've never bought a second hand laptop, the results of this make for disturbing reading IMO.

kryogen

all the time, in fact im doing it right now

dfx-

farohar wrote: »

Boy am I ever glad I've never bought a second hand laptop, the results of this make for disturbing reading IMO.

It's exactly as expected. A male rite of passage..

Creamy Goodness

yup although i've upgraded from the laptop to the iphone, more discreet

Joe Cool

cance wrote: »

be careful of the dreaded neptunes kiss.

Just throw down a buffer, should prevent any unwanted attention.

Hanley

kryogen wrote: »

all the time, in fact im doing it right now

+1

I needed to go to the bathroom but I was holding it in cos I was too lazy to get up. Then I saw this thread and thought "golden opportunity".

Now, lots of material to work it. Lets see the double entendres.

Frisbee

Of course I squat and surf

Marcus.Aurelius

On occasion when I'm working too hard and have a serious need to go.
I never go with laptop for number twos. Or to use a urinal, though the logistics are intriguing to see the least.

Hanley

Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »

On occasion when I'm working too hard and have a serious need to go.
I never go with laptop for number twos. Or to use a urinal, though the logistics are intriguing to see the least.

somebody needs to create some form of laptop harness....

I imagine something like at climbing harness that goes up over your shoiulders and has metal pipes extending from there to around belly button height and also from your waist to the same point would work.

Alanstrainor

I would the odd time, but i kind of cheat because i'll probably be on an internet tablet...it still counts...right????

BaconZombie

You mean like this:

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/01/24/lindo-works-like-a-desk-attached-to-your-hips/

Hanley wrote: »

somebody needs to create some form of laptop harness....

I imagine something like at climbing harness that goes up over your shoiulders and has metal pipes extending from there to around belly button height and also from your waist to the same point would work.

Alanstrainor: Which Nokia N8x0 do you have?

*/ Edit: Ahh I see you have a 770..... */

Alanstrainor wrote: »

I would the odd time, but i kind of cheat because i'll probably be on an internet tablet...it still counts...right????

Rb

Regularly.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Never!

Ourlad

Yeah i use the laptop or psp for

The Walsho wrote: »

bogsurfing :pac:

Phantasm

If I had a laptop, I would. My DVD player ventures to the jax with me from time to time.

Mint Sauce

never have, dont think ever will

Pride Fighter

Jaysus I know I am a sexy beast but stop copying threads I have created.

antodeco

Pride Fighter wrote: »

Jaysus I know I am a sexy beast but stop copying threads I have created.

Thats gas! Didnt even see yours!! Great minds think alike, or would that be jax?

Loopy

Jesus, can people now not be without their laptops for 5mins while they take a shit :eek:

KnifeWRENCH

No I've never done it. I couldn't be arsed dragging my laptop with me.
Besides, there are more productive, enjoyable things I can be doin' in there :pac:

Xavi6

Yep I frequently 'log' on while on the shitter.

Reku

looptheloop wrote: »

Jesus, can people now not be without their laptops for 5mins while they take a shit :eek:

You have to wonder how exactly would it get compacted in there so well that it will take them long enough to get it out that they need their laptops to entertain them while squating...:eek: on second thoughts I don't want to know.:p

DonkeyStyle \o/

de-pant, squat, squeeze, plop, wipe, wash... 3 or 4 mins... no newspapers or laptops required.