Things you wish you knew earlier

nobodythere

Wish I knew all this when I was younger.

1. If you can do something now but you say you'll do it later, you won't do it. Do it now!

2. If you are learning a skill (playing guitar etc) you will learn faster and do it better if you do it with other people. It's much harder to learn a skill from books/DVDs

3.. Honesty is seriously important. If you have a problem with someone you have to say it without being judgemental. You'll feel better. However cheesy this is, the truth will set you free.

4. Trying to be friends with a girl you like is really really not easy.

5. 'Let's go to Supermacs' works much better than 'do you wanna go to supermacs?'.

6. Travelling is good for the soul.

7. Being a man is not about proving yourself. It's about handling situations. argh this one is important but I can't find the words

8. If you want a job that you won't hate, go into an interview and talk to the interviewer like he's your friend. If he gets on with you he's more likely to hire you. Also lie your ass off in interviews.

Sherifu

http://www.viruscomix.com/things.html

qwertz

I wish I knew earlier that the fat ladyboyshagging bastard sitting opposite of me at work is a backstabbing arsehole.

dr.bollocko

qwertz wrote: »

I wish I knew earlier that the fat ladyboyshagging bastard sitting opposite of me at work is a backstabbing arsehole.

Now there is a story I want to hear...

nobodythere

qwertz wrote: »

I wish I knew earlier that the fat ladyboyshagging bastard sitting opposite of me at work is a backstabbing arsehole.

Perhaps 10am was a bad time to post this :rolleyes:

qwertz

Please elaborate.

grasshopa wrote: »

Perhaps 10am was a bad time to post this :rolleyes:

nobodythere

Monday morning, 10am, just back to work....... that's all

togster

Ladyboy. Such a good word.

OT i wish i knew that buttsecks in the movies is not as realistic as what sometimes happens in real life.

That is all.

AnonoBoy

Everyone leaves.

antodeco

I wish i knew what was in this thread before I read through it :pac:

JaneyMc

Not everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Dont eat yellow snow.

dr.bollocko

If it walks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, acts like a bitch, looks like a bitch and everyone else thinks she's a bitch, she's a bitch.

Also careful on the zip-up.

neacy69

that when drinking Jager bombs it is not a good idea to swap Red Bull for Vodka+Redbull

Wreck

neacy69 wrote: »

that when drinking Jager bombs it is not a good idea to swap Red Bull for Vodka+Redbull

I beg to differ.

Creamy Goodness

never use oranage juice to rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth.

all the stars

Sherifu wrote: »

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only thing that made me smile today... your my person of the day for sharing this...

xzanti

The grape and the grain don't mix..

cjt156

xzanti wrote: »

The grape and the grain don't mix..

Yeah, bad muesli spree at the week-end; still coming down...

Tigger

if you smile at a stranger and they don't smile back its them not you

fitz0

Its not a race;)

Sherifu

all the stars wrote: »

only thing that made me smile today... your my person of the day for sharing this...

No probs.

Queen-Mise

fitz0 wrote: »

Its not a race;)

since when... it is a race. the race for more, more & more.

I wish I knew that charity doesn't begin at home

RedXIV

Violence CAN solve pretty much everything.

STUBBORNGIRL

grasshopa wrote: »

5. 'Let's go to Supermacs' works much better than 'do you wanna go to supermacs?'.

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Now that i totally agree with! Dont give someone a choice then they are not going to want to go somewhere else - brilliant!

I wish i had remembered that eating chocolate gave me a pain before i ate that Snack bar a few minutes ago!

It was the depressing rain that made me eat it!! :mad:

LouOB

You cannot wholly trust people you work with
Your job is just a job not a Life
You have the power to let work control you or you control work
There is nothing more important in life than Family

Krsnik87

Quote:
Originally Posted by neacy69 View Post
that when drinking Jager bombs it is not a good idea to swap Red Bull for Vodka+Redbull

Never thought of that.... DAMN YOU!

turgon

Never take it for granted that you really know the people that you think you do. You are alot all the time on a different wavelength.

fitz0

Just because you think you're being discreet, doesnt mean you are.

Trying to appear sober in fact makes you look more drunk

life_is_music

this thread was definately inspired by this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-rjbuYTSaU

don't ever get absolutely ****faced when everyone else is sipping their drinks....

never leave anything until it's too late

JangoFett

I wish I had learned how to talk to women properly, I'm 23 now and have just figured it out!!

Tar.Aldarion

grasshopa wrote: »

4. Trying to be friends with a girl you like is really really not easy.

That one would come in handy all right.

red_ice

Cremo wrote: »

never use oranage juice to rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth.

use milk - its contents kill the mint. After a wash of milk you can drink orange juice with no manky taste :]


Dont respect anyone who doesn't respect you.
- i thought i lived by this until i realized i was a bit of a walkover.. NO MORE!

Always roll off to the dry patch

Loopy

That our elders aren't always right

That when a boy says he fancies you, he really just wants to get into your knickers

dr.bollocko

Why? Is there beer in there?

Bard

...that the girl I'd end up getting engaged to would end up being a cruel, selfish, borderline sociopathic, ignorant and heartless user of the highest order.

Dudess

Aw Bard, she must have ****ed you over big time. Chin up lad!

Tar.Aldarion

That embee will get ye.

Loopy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why? Is there beer in there?

Only for the nice boys

Dudess

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

That embee will get ye.

Oh...? :eek:

Maximilian

Don't answer phone calls with caller ID turned off.

Mweelrea

Sherifu wrote: »

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Lol! Thanks for posting that Sherifu!

Bard

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

That embee will get ye.

huh?

anniehoo

:That after 25 every single beer collects around your midrif