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Wettest first date?

  • 06-07-2008 3:15am
    #1
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    When was yours?

    Mine was tonight. Pants soaked to the bone but alas no happy ending

    (its an in joke. Its raining in dublin but please continue)


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So you fisted her and there was no happy ending?:O

    sORRY BUT THAT IS EPIC FAIL!eLEVENTY!11101111!


  • #3
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    I went on a date thats an epic fail straight away


  • #4
    Anima
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,945 ✭✭✭Anima


    Wow thats pathetic. Why even post this? :o


  • #5
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Anima wrote: »
    Wow thats pathetic. Why even post this? :o

    says the lad at home posting on the net a 4:30 in the morning. Get out live a little and get back to me


  • #6
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Lol at the sexual conotations of the thread title.


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  • #7
    Anima
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,945 ✭✭✭Anima


    Who says I'm a lad? And whos says I'm not back from a night on the town? How you about you make less assumptions and maybe shut up?


  • #8
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Anima wrote: »
    Who says I'm a lad? And whos says I'm not back from a night on the town? How you about you make less assumptions and maybe shut up?

    ASL?


  • #9
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Anima wrote: »
    Who says I'm a lad? And whos says I'm not back from a night on the town? How you about you make less assumptions and maybe shut up?

    i think i did and no


  • #10
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    We went swimming!

    She tried to drown me. :)


  • #11
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Lol at the sexual conotations of the thread title.

    LOL. My last first date was very wet. :D


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  • #12
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    walked on the beach in a striaght line, but the shore was not. We ended up waist deep quickly.

    That and she was grabbing my ass, so that made things hard >_>


  • #13
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Sadly the promising title didn't match the content.

    Hard luck kearnsr dude. Shiiiiiiit, can't get a dry day in Ireland to get jiggy ;_;


  • #14
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    is a good way to get close... under a shared umbrella or jacket


  • #15
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    wetest first date?

    Her name was Bertha.

    She was easily pleased.


  • #16
    The Artist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    it was dry on my first date.


  • #17
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    The Artist wrote: »
    it was dry on my first date.

    :eek:


  • #18
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The Artist wrote: »
    it was dry on my first date.

    Swarfega is your friend buddy.

    Get the gritted one. For his and his pleasure.

    And you dont need to wash it after.

    All in one.

    Sweet


  • #19
    The Artist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭The Artist


    snyper wrote: »
    Swarfega is your friend buddy.

    Get the gritted one. For his and his pleasure.

    And you dont need to wash it after.

    All in one.

    Sweet
    LOL.
    i must try that next time!


  • #20
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sadly the promising title didn't match the content.

    It was 4:30 in the morning. I was doing my best!


  • #21
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    That title is deceiving! :mad:


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  • #22
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    kearnsr wrote: »
    It was 4:30 in the morning. I was doing my best!
    Most def.


  • #23
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    ok wet dates aside, when your with a girl, is there a man out there who dosnt enjoy the odd cheeky finger? i mean come on! whats not to love?

    am i gay?


  • #24
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    nomorebadtown wrote: »
    am i gay?
    Sherifu wrote: »
    Most def.
    QED


  • #25
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Most def.

    tell that to YORE MA :pac:

    queen of the cheeky finger she is!


  • #26
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    nomorebadtown wrote: »
    tell that to YORE MA :pac:

    queen of the cheeky finger she is!
    She says to unclench a bit.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Anima wrote: »
    Wow thats pathetic. Why even post this? :o

    He an engineer who went on a date.
    It is pretty momumental.


  • #28
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    He an engineer who went on a date.
    It is pretty momumental.
    We engineers have to get it however we can.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    :pac:


  • #30
    Stephen90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭Stephen90


    I stood under her umbella and we composed a commercially slick r'n'b pop track which went on to become internationally famous after she ditched me a week later cos I wouldnt just shut up and drive.


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  • #31
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Wettest first date with a lad? It was at USC, where they have a large movie screen on the wall of a swimming pool. We watched a "Jaws" rerun while swimming in the pool.:eek::eek:


  • #32
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Sherifu wrote: »
    We engineers have to get it however we can.

    Excellent! :D

    Reminds me of a certain unnamed persons tshirt at the last beers.


  • #33
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    He an engineer who went on a date.
    It is pretty momumental.

    i just want to be loved!


  • #34
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Dord wrote: »
    Excellent! :D

    Reminds me of a certain unnamed persons tshirt at the last beers.
    Tara!


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