Need a festival hat

cautioner

I'm going to a large event next week, and I've decided I need a good hat.

Something that says, "Hey, I'm a fun kind of guy, you should definitely let me touch your breasts."

Can anyone point me in the right direction?

feylya

cautioner

It's everything I've ever wanted and so much more.

Larianne

feylya wrote: »

there's your answer...........just like that!

BlitzKrieg

feylya wrote: »

yes that does say

"you should definitely let me touch your breasts."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fELKgrpb7tk

No. You need this:

Twee.

Can't say no to a Panama!

cautioner

Papa Smut wrote: »

No. You need this:

Do you come with the hat?

See, the thing about that is, it more than meets the "fun kind of guy" requirement, but I'm not so sure if it meets the "let me touch your breasts" stipulation adequately. Thanks though.

Fringe

If I was a woman and I saw someone wearing that hat, I'd let them touch my breasts anyday. Go for it.

allybhoy

If you wear this you will definately get to touch some breasts, albeit hairy ones.....

Star Lord

Abi

While I quite liked the idea of having an alcohol-on-a-drip cap, I think you need a cap that could be a point of conversation (truth optional).

I thought an animal charity cap so you could tell the ladies how you save kittys from trees and drowning doggys from rivers.. but theres a little Je ne sais quoi about this one..



Once said seriously - initially:

"Beavers get over-looked because they aren't the cutest of all animals. I rescue lonely beavers in my spare time".

2 Beavers one stone. Birds, I mean birds.

FX Meister