how long does it take you piss?

The Artist

when i do go out drinking and go to the slash room.
I go to strain my spuds and this guy next to me as normal.
When im finnished and wash me hands:rolleyes:
This guy is still pissing so i pretend to still wash me hands and god it was at least 2 mins!
As for me about 40 secs:o
is that normal to piss for so long??

Eglinton

I'd say the guy was taking so long because he was thinking about how he would form good, grammatically correct posts on Boards.:p

m83

In before your ma!

Sherifu

How long is a piece of string, it varies depending on the fullness of the aul bladder. Around 20-30 seconds i'd say would be an average.

Run_to_da_hills

I usually flush the toilet at the same time as i start a pi*s and try to race it.

The Artist

Sherifu wrote: »

How long is a piece of string, it varies depending on the fullness of the aul bladder. Around 20-30 seconds i'd say would be an average.

thats great to hear im average thanks.:)

stevecrow74

The Artist wrote: »

This guy is still pissing so i pretend to still wash me hands and god it was at least 2 mins!
As for me about 40 secs:o
is that normal to piss for so long??

i think he was just taking the p1ss :D


nothing worse that having your bladder syncronised with a random stranger and the only time you meet them is in the jax :eek:

Flukey

Do you make a habit of timing how long people piss and waiting until they have finished? Maybe he was waiting for you to leave, and kept it going as long as he could hoping that you would, but finally had to give up.

AckwelFoley

..awaits flutteringbantams poetic reply

Fringe

I also have this terrible problem. Whenever I walk out of the jacks, I have to wait so much longer for everyone to finish.

trout

I like to get it over with in about 8 seconds ... like a racehorse

Mint Sauce

could have been stage fright, and he was hoping the place to empty so he could finally go without waiting on a cubicle

trout

bashful bladders ... hehehe

feylya

15.2 seconds from walking into the jacks, pissing, washing and leaving.

dlofnep

irish-stew wrote: »

could have been stage fright, and he was hoping the place to empty so he could finally go without waiting on a cubicle

Correct.

And OP - Next time, let me piss in peace. Thanks.

eirebhoy

My first piss on a night out takes ages. As soon as you have the first then the taps are open and I piss about every half hour or less.

Tigger

snyper wrote: »

..awaits flutteringbantams poetic reply

he gotta site ban

he'll be back tho

The Artist

eirebhoy wrote: »

I piss about every half hour or less.

thats a deffo problem with your bladder!
go and see Dr drip.

The Artist

Tigger wrote: »

he gotta site ban

he'll be back tho

how?

leninbenjamin

The Artist wrote: »

how?

he failed an amp test iirc

ChewChew

Was in a bar in Town last night.

Went to the ladies.


5 cubicles. 4 vacant.

5 girls waiting. dancing around cause there's no frikkin bog roll. Girl emerges from the 1 cubicle that was occupied. no bog roll in there either. 5 girls do a bigger dance.

So I ask them are they going in or what '' oh but there's no toilet roll'' and they are dancing even more now. ''I got that much love, but I still need to pee'' and well had you seen there faces as they watched me plod along into the cublicle.

in that whole 2 minutes of dancing and wondering what to do next and thinking that bog roll is going to be dropped in via the ceiling sure they all would have been finished and there would not have been a queue!!!

And on that note. . what woman these days goes to a pub/club without a little pacl of kleenex in her bag??? SERIOUSLY wimmin!! Get a grip of reality!! bog roll almost always runs out. use yer heads. bring your own supply.

That is all.

challengemaster

varies.. can take 20 secs, can take 2-3 mins..

The Artist

ChewChew wrote: »

Was in a bar in Town last night.

Went to the ladies.


5 cubicles. 4 vacant.

5 girls waiting. dancing around cause there's no frikkin bog roll. Girl emerges from the 1 cubicle that was occupied. no bog roll in there either. 5 girls do a bigger dance.

So I ask them are they going in or what '' oh but there's no toilet roll'' and they are dancing even more now. ''I got that much love, but I still need to pee'' and well had you seen there faces as they watched me plod along into the cublicle.

in that whole 2 minutes of dancing and wondering what to do next and thinking that bog roll is going to be dropped in via the ceiling sure they all would have been finished and there would not have been a queue!!!

And on that note. . what woman these days goes to a pub/club without a little pacl of kleenex in her bag??? SERIOUSLY wimmin!! Get a grip of reality!! bog roll almost always runs out. use yer heads. bring your own supply.

That is all.

did you bring your pack of kleenex ?????

Abi

ChewChew wrote: »

So I ask them are they going in or what '' oh but there's no toilet roll'' and they are dancing even more now. ''I got that much love, but I still need to pee'' and well had you seen there faces as they watched me plod along into the cublicle

But what if they all needed a cráp? :pac:



I'd also wager that they might have gone to the toilet several times that night, each time doing their own version of the fucking Riverdance, and not one of them flagged any of the staff..

The Artist

quote=Abigayle;56471407But what if they all needed a cráp? :pac:

In the sink will be fine:)

Ross_Mahon

10 seconds pissing

Abi

The Artist wrote: »

In the sink will be fine:)

I like the plan, but wouldn't that mean an instant barrage? The Riverdancers would rat on ye tbh

Roll again :pac:

The Artist

Abigayle wrote: »

The Riverdancers would rat on ye tbh

michael flattery rat on me! id better............ leg it!

*puts on coat,going to work*

entropi

It varies from time to time, but most people don't know this fact, that when washing your hands it should take as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday to you' etc the whole song for it to be hygenic and get enough harmful bacteria off the hands.

R0ot

Depends really on a few things
- What i've been drinking
- How much of it have I drank
- Am I thinking hard about anything at the time (that sounds wrong to me)
- How many people (if public restroom) are in the toilet facilities also

damn i'm weird :pac:

randylonghorn

R0ot wrote: »

damn i'm weird :pac:

Yep!

I must be too, I've never timed myself pissing, seems to be the new in-thing!

That said, I would agree with "varies" ...

squibs

This guy is still pissing so i pretend to still wash me hands and god it was at least 2 mins!

That was me - I only go once a week to save wear and tear on the pipes

The Artist

squibs wrote: »

That was me - I only go once a week to save wear and tear on the pipes

have we met?
your pipies must be in good order!

Pikasso

Probably waiting for you to leave because

He wanted to do a line

make an embarassing phone call

Have a smoke

Do his hair

Pick his nose

Scream in private!

DonkeyStyle \o/

He was probably waiting to use the glory hole.

Thrill

I must get myself a stopwatch. If I'm going to time myself then I might as well get it down to the millisecond. Who knows, maybe it'll become an Olympic sport.

On your marks...

Get set....

Piss........

Davidius

About 9 seconds.

The Artist

Davidius wrote: »

About 9 seconds.

thats how long a woman takes!

Epic Tissue

I could go for ages.. sometimes

jigglywoo

11 seconds

Joe Cool

Ages.
Well, really depends how much I've had to drink but usually ages.