If you could combine any two animals with one weapon...

magick

i'd have a llama with a laughing hyena aboard wielding ninja stars

llama would just spit in the face of everything while the hyena laughed hysterically chuckin ninja stars at people

Sherifu

A cheetah ridden by a koala whose weapon is cuteness.

Red Hand

A Fox with a Panthar-cunning with strength and agility, bloody big teeth...and a cute bobbsy tail.

Pighead

Is a trophy a weapon? Well if it is then Pighead would cross a Cat and an Ass and arm it with a deadly trophy.

This fearsome beast would be called a Catasstrophy.

Fringe

A bear who will rip anyone into pieces whlie a penguin or something with a sniper rifle gives it cover. The ultimate combination.

Joe Cool

Naked Mole Rat, Star Nosed Mole and a Bazooka.
Designed to freak out whomever its fired at.


:cool:

taidghbaby

flying monkey suicide bomber!!

easy to make-just buy a monkey (from india) and catch a pigeon (homing preferably)-sow the pigeon to the monkey and then strap sum explosives to them!!

deadly

something like this:

GirlInterrupted

Tigers with rifle toting killer kittens aboard. I like cats:pac:.

Icaras

brilliant thread!!!!
Mine would have to be a cameleon monkey with nunchucks. It would be crazy and deadly and able to blend in with its background and it will always remind you of that fantastic boy george song - the classics never get old....

Genghiz Cohen

Elephant covered in turtles with a mounted .50 Cal MG, Armoured Terror!!

Victor

Noobs. :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055224404&page=35

KatiexKOUTURE--

Fire breathing elephant... That would be so cool....*gets burned by fire breathing elephant*

meathstevie

A rhinoceros with a caterpillar and a cannon....a tank

Queen-Mise

a tiger crossed with an elephant - crossed with a laser gun.

ejmaztec

Two psychotic lambs + two machetes = a heap of chops.

biko

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

OT, turtles with shurikens

entropi

I would go with a pig, crossbred with an eagle for the wings and talons ( for when pigs fly no doubt ) and a 1/10th scale goldeneye grafted to it's chest. Solar powered weapon on a flying pig, how tasteful

Phantasm

A cat + another cat + a laser. Duh.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zayy1eIENO0

Rowley Birkin QC

biko wrote: »

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Damn you, you mind reading fiend.

How about a ninja octopus equipped with 8 shinobi katanas backed up by a cunning and wise eagle, unstoppable.

longshanks

gotta be sharks with laser beams........

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh5Lh-tTSZQ&NR=1

and not ill tempered, mutated frickin sea bass

The Artist

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/2/fire128595220916851991.jpg

Maximilian

Probably an Elephafrog with trunk mounted flame thrower.

A llama. Combined with another llama. And give the duo-llama some sort of laser (designed specifically for llamas).

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Chimp combined with a tiger, combined with a rocket launcher.

the perfect combination of brains, speed, aggression and explosives!

Dragan

A silverback, a hornet and a rocket launcher.

You got a big strong animalistic dominant creature mixed with a stone cold killer ( have you ever seen a hornet go? bee's and wasps are bitches...i watched a clip of 30 hornets cut through a hive of 10,000 bee's over 3 hours with zero casualties....****in' hell!) and explosions are cool.

Perfect.

pickarooney

A Black mamba, a kookaburra and a bazooka in a miniaturised version of magick's spitting, laughing weapon of hurt.

I'd call it the Mambazookaburra.

Big Knox

A shark cellotaped to a skateboard with an ak47 wielding midget sitting on its back!! :pac:

sebastianlieken

...........a shark...a nazi....and a laser....i shall call you: SHNAZER!

Lets have Gervais mock that one!

GreenHell

Dolphin Bear with an axe.

kwestfan08

A grizzly bear mounted on a tiger with an axe.:D

Deadly.