Who would you be willing to sacrifice...

trishw78

Its the burning building/sinking ship situation here.

who would you sacrifice in order to save yourself or who would you save to contiune the fight or restart the human race or just for company?

I've been musing over this one just recently, I'd probably be happy to sacrifice politicains, I can't think of anyone I'd be particularly upset about sacrificing. But equally I can't think of anyone I'd be happy about going out of my way to save (I should say the boyfriend, family etc.) I'd be happy if they were saved, and sad if they weren't, but seeing as I don't have any kids yet I can't say them.

So I put the question out there. who would you save or sacrifice.?

Zarbon

I wouldn't be some foolish wannabe action hero. I'd sacrifice anyone, if need be. If there was no other way.

I'd start by trying to save my family. Who knows what that would lead to.

Zombie scenario, that is.

Reku

*Ponders the creation of a sort of "firegap" of living things/dead bodies...":D

Doctor DooM

Would prob try and save a doctor, farmer, hot wimmin for repopulation, and some form of smith to make stuff.

TBH it's me first though.

MarkHall

It would go on Bases of worth to the overall group. I told a few of the larger lads where we'd meet up so they could take the rolls of Sac 1 to 4.
Basic idea being that in dire situation they get Knee kicked or just pushed over to stop the horde.

trishw78

MarkHall wrote: »

It would go on Bases of worth to the overall group. I told a few of the larger lads where we'd meet up so they could take the rolls of Sac 1 to 4.
Basic idea being that in dire situation they get Knee kicked or just pushed over to stop the horde.

You are a cruel man but I see the logic and like it. :S wonder what that says about me.

My 2 Cents

SDooM wrote: »

Would prob try and save a doctor, farmer, hot wimmin for repopulation, and some form of smith to make stuff.

TBH it's me first though.

Butcher, baker. . . . .er . . . candlestick maker? You honestly saying you'd save people because of there skills!?! do you actually think there'd be a hospital or forge or crops for them to work with freely? i dont:eek:

Zarbon

I'd actually go around killing peoples farmers for fun.

Ross_Mahon

I'd sacrifice yore ma!

I think anyone that gets in my way and foolish people.

vektarman

I'd sacrifice myself. Won't somebody please think of the children!

Zarbon

F@ck the kids! What about the dentists!?!

Sod'o swords

First of all i'd be amazed if you all ended up being barricade in a building with a Doctor, dentist, farmer, politicians and hot women.
Secondly how is sacrificing going to help, they want more braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
They'll be after you in one second...

Zarbon

Yup it would take 1 second to gobble up that delicious brain. No...think about it.


Ok, we are running away as a group. Lets say the zombie group chasing us can run fairly fast, and that we can tire but they will not.

"Sod'o they be gaining on us!"..."Less talking, biatch," you replied.

I'd swiftly put a leg out in front of you, sending you face-first into the concrete if I'm lucky. Either way you're down long enough for the zombie horde behind us to catch up. They're gonna take more than 1 second to chew on you, my friend. And they all crave victims, so it's not like part of the group would keep chasing me. I'm gone.

Better one to die than for us both to be caught. They were gaining now remember :P

trishw78

Zarbon while you'll be running... I'll be cycling away unless I have petrol in the car and then I'll be driving away.

Why does nobody use vehicles in these situations

Sod'o swords

But alas, by sacrificing me you're only shrinking your chances of survival by increase the horde!!!

My 2 Cents

I'm combining leg power and vehicles. . . . Genius!
Don't know why i have a burt reynolds moustache, must make sure i save a barber aswell to sort it out, oh and an optician so i cant get some better rims for my goggles!

MarkHall

trishw78 wrote: »

You are a cruel man but I see the logic and like it. :S wonder what that says about me.

It says you have a Good Logistical Mind.

trishw78 wrote: »

Zarbon while you'll be running... I'll be cycling away unless I have petrol in the car and then I'll be driving away.

Why does nobody use vehicles in these situations

The danger of Gridlock or finding a bit of Road you can't get by.That and Fuel and matinance problems.My Vecicle of Choice is a dirtbike. Fit in those narrow gaps. Fairly steady depending on Rider and can be abandoned in less time than a car.
Remember Hope for the best. Plan for the worst.

My 2 Cents

MarkHall wrote: »

The danger of Gridlock or finding a bit of Road you can't get by.That and Fuel and matinance problems.My Vecicle of Choice is a dirtbike. Fit in those narrow gaps. Fairly steady depending on Rider and can be abandoned in less time than a car.

Dirtbike. . . .pah, you obviously havn't seen my heli/plane/bike thingy!

MarkHall

I have But I suffer from a fear of hieghts. So I just couldn't take the chance.

trishw78

My 2 Cents wrote: »

I'm combining leg power and vehicles. . . . Genius!
Don't know why i have a burt reynolds moustache, must make sure i save a barber aswell to sort it out, oh and an optician so i cant get some better rims for my goggles!

I'd ditch the passenger looks like she's weighting you down.

Dirt bike FTW

My 2 Cents

trishw78 wrote: »

I'd ditch the passenger looks like she's weighting you down.

I'm thinking procreation aswell as survival!

Zarbon

My 2 Cents wrote: »

I'm thinking procreation aswell as survival!

So selfless...I think not Mr. randy :P

All your doctors are belong to me!

MarkHall

Dude no offence but she's not much of a looker

My 2 Cents

MarkHall wrote: »

Dude no offence but she's not much of a looker

Yeah but have you seen the 'tache and glasses on me?
Any port in a storm and all that laddish sort of talk!

trishw78

My 2 Cents wrote:

Yeah but have you seen the 'tache and glasses on me?
Any port in a storm and all that laddish sort of talk!

Ah that'd be the reason I keep wanting to sing 'I'm the Dandy highway man... ...stand and deliver"

MarkHall

I figured them to be Goggles not Glasses. Also that is one of the classiest Tashes I've seen in a while.

Jesus Juice

dudes i was just thinking that being a post man on z-day would be a very bad thing-think about dawn of the dead when at the start the husband is chasing after the wife and sees the post man,gets board with ur one and goes for him-so id sacrifice my postman!!

Jabcity

In terms of survival and future reproductive scenarios the last person I'd wana sacrifice would be my boyfriend, my brother n sister would be alrite fending for themselves, generally I reckon parents would be the hardest to look after, simply because they'r older and probably past they're baby making days. anyone agree?

MarkHall

Old people are always welcome. They bring experience and wisdom. They also provide a few vital moments for your escape in case of sudden Zombie Mobbing.

All very worthy additions to a Group. Also It's only the women that reach a best before date on the baby making.

Zarbon

And keep vital information such as firing blanks to yourself. You'll drop down that list and be the first thrown to the horde if needed. Really....

Jabcity

i agree with women losing their "sell by date" (very tastefully put hehe), but we dont want a loada wrinkly aul sods to rely on for our future generations. from a womans POV i think some young studs would be far more desirable, at least theyd be young n strong enough to survive to see the next generation!

Drunkmonkey79

Jabcity wrote: »

i agree with women losing their "sell by date" (very tastefully put hehe), but we dont want a loada wrinkly aul sods to rely on for our future generations. from a womans POV i think some young studs would be far more desirable, at least theyd be young n strong enough to survive to see the next generation!

Young studs eh. . . . you might be out of luck, have you seen the guy on the flying bike!?! You better hope you get held up at a chipendale show when Z day arrives!

trishw78

The guy with the flying bike might be dodgy looking but at least he had the brains to come up with that one. what could a chipendale do strip and hope that the Zombies slide off his oiled body before he gets bitten


Oh wait man with brains or oiled up man mmmm tough call this needs some thinking.

Flying bike man gets away.

Oiled up chipendale could also get away as long as he realises that the Zombies are only after his brains, wait what brains.

Yeap I'm going with flying bike man.

As for us Ladies having a use by date. NEVER we can still be used as decoy bait that's if we don't use you first.

MarkHall

I was only on about the repopulation part.

Everyone can be used as a decoy. Just some are better than others at the job.

Zarbon

To be honest the women would need to watch out if Zombie-fest 2015 ever comes. I wouldn't suggest teasing or anything remotely like flirting unless you intend on following through. Not hinting that I would, well maybe after I go mad, but you'd probably get gang raped. It's always the army :eek:

trishw78

ever seen the movie teeth. I believe I could fashion some sort of snare deviceto solve the problem of gang rape.

MarkHall

Sweet Zombie JEBAS! How did we Jump to Gang rape?
I was talking about consenting Adults particapating in a Baby farm.
whats thsi Zombiefest 2015 when it's at home?

punchdrunk

it's gotta be Harney the Hutt...

they'd be weeks chewing on those bingo wings :eek:

Drunkmonkey79

Ol' sausage arms would provide a hefty meal for several hundred undead, thats sweet buttery flesh from years of ingesting the lard of several animals would surely keep them occupied until the rest of us make a break for it. Plus i think the sight of Harney would curb the sex drive of any well sighted red blooded man for weeks, so thats the gang rape avoided too. Who said she was useless!?!