Outta the way muppet!

RobAMerc

What is it with muppets standing steadfastly on the yellow line at the train station when there not even waiting for the next train. They get in the way of those alighting the train and those getting onto the arriving train.

Muppets !

Karoma

They like the yellow line. It keeps them mellow and fine. You should try it some time. It might calm you down.

Pighead

As a self confessed thief of high end highly reliable German cars, you sir are in absolutely no position to wail and weep about peoples annoying habits. You're double standards make Pighead sick to the gills.

Random

Karoma wrote: »

They like the yellow line. It keeps them mellow and fine. You should try it some time. It might calm you down.

Down does not ryhme with line, fine or time !

R0ot

random wrote: »

Down does not ryhme with line, fine or time !

I think he ran out of ideas but a good attempt none the less

Dingatron

You need to vent your anger in the Angry Bastard forum.

Raoul

I do it because it means that I will get first on the train and therefore get a seat. However, I'm not one of those ignorant bastards that won't get out of the way of people getting on or off the train.

Pighead

Raoul wrote: »

However, I'm not one of those ignorant bastards that won't get out of the way of people getting on or off the train.

Unless they're tall and black that is. Racist.

445279.ie

Pighead wrote: »

Unless they're tall and black that is. Racist.

Nice one Pighead :D

RobAMerc

Raoul wrote: »

I do it because it means that I will get first on the train and therefore get a seat. However, I'm not one of those ignorant bastards that won't get out of the way of people getting on or off the train.

Can you not wait till your train is due at least ?

Standing on the line when another train is due before yours is moronic -
morons shouldn't be allowed to precreate - off with your nuts !

GirlInterrupted

Pighead wrote: »

As a self confessed thief of high end highly reliable German cars, you sir are in absolutely no position to wail and weep about peoples annoying habits. You're double standards make Pighead sick to the gills.

Do pigs have gills?

The Artist

yellow lines rules.
Single Yellow Lines

No parking during the hours indicated on the street sign. This usually lasts from 7.00amto 7.00pm, Monday to Saturday.
Exceptions

You can park on a double yellow line for a maximum of 30 minutes while actively loading or unloading a vehicle.

WoollyRedHat

RobAMerc wrote: »

Can you not wait till your train is due at least ?

Standing on the line when another train is due before yours is moronic -
morons shouldn't be allowed to precreate - off with your nuts !

What's this talk of another train. I only ever wait for one train going somewhere and one when going back. Trainspotting has a lot to answer for.

The Artist

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Do pigs have gills?

Yes

ejmaztec

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Do pigs have gills?

He's a "Pish":p

beautiation

Yeah this is crazy. The first time I encountered it I waited patiently behind the row of people to board when the train came thinking it was strange they weren't barrelling on like usual. I thought there must be some wee disabled kid getting off or something and everyone was being really kind and patient. Was so impressed I just stood there with a big goofy grin on my face thinking that manners weren't dead after all, right up to the point where the doors started closing and in panic I lunged forward, shoving 2 unwilling people on to the train with me. Oops!

sdanseo

Pighead wrote: »

As a self confessed thief of high end highly reliable German cars, you sir are in absolutely no position to wail and weep about peoples annoying habits. You're double standards make Pighead sick to the gills.

Talking about yourself in the third person is considered the first stage of madness (even if you have done it 5,700 odd times now). Go figure.

OP - for the love of god get something jucier than that to complain about!

KnifeWRENCH

There are many train related things that annoy me - I wanted all those greedy Cork train drivers sacked and then run over by trains driven by immigrant workers. Unfortunately, Iarnroid Eireann demoted this brilliant idea to "Plan B"

One of the things that annoys me most is when people start boarding a train while people are still getting off.
For the love of God, it's not like the train will drive off the minute the last person steps off it.
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

smellslikeshoes

sdonn_1 wrote: »

Talking about yourself in the third person is considered the first stage of madness (even if you have done it 5,700 odd times now). Go figure.

OP - for the love of god get something jucier than that to complain about!

I think in this case its in a similar vein to Majestic plural rather than madness

sdanseo

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

I think in this case its in a similar vein to Majestic plural rather than madness

Well if that's true, and specifically this bit:

The idea behind the pluralis majestatis is that a monarch or other high official always speaks for his or her people

then Pighead must in fact be Ireland's monarch or figurehead.

...I'm emmigrating!

Sherifu

RobAMerc wrote: »

What is it with muppets standing steadfastly on the yellow line at the train station when there not even waiting for the next train. They get in the way of those alighting the train and those getting onto the arriving train.

Muppets !

There's a word we should be using more. Fine solid word. Sorry, what was the question again?

seandugg

where's the problem here? train doors are wide enough for 1 person to step on and another to step off at the same time.

less of the moaning granny acting please

Dragan

Two things in this world really high light how ****ing retarded people can be.

Elevators and Public Transport.

It doesn't matter where you are in the world, the second the doors open people are trying to get in before they let people get off.

****tards one and all.

Steve_o

Dragan wrote: »

Two things in this world really high light how ****ing retarded people can be.

Elevators and Public Transport.

It doesn't matter where you are in the world, the second the doors open people are trying to get in before they let people get off.

****tards one and all.

+1

The Tube in London is the worst for this, the LUAS isn't much better, especially at Heuston in the morning!

taidghbaby

RobAMerc wrote: »

What is it with muppets standing steadfastly on the yellow line at the train station when there not even waiting for the next train. They get in the way of those alighting the train and those getting onto the arriving train.

Muppets !

not such a big issue

people in yellow boxes on the other hand......now theres a hangin offence!!!

Steve_o

taidghbaby wrote: »

not such a big issue

people in yellow boxes on the other hand......now theres a hangin offence!!!

Especially if there's a truck in the yellow box at newlan's cross and you have the lights!!!!! :mad: fuppin baxtards!!!!

WoollyRedHat

beautiation wrote: »

Was so impressed I just stood there with a big goofy grin on my face thinking that manners weren't dead after all, right up to the point where the doors started closing and in panic I lunged forward, shoving 2 unwilling people on to the train with me. Oops!

lol that made me laugh.

While we're talking about people getting in the bloodly way how about those twats on paths who decide to make a whole line blocking the whole path so if you're on a bike you have to go onto the grass. And this can be when they're looking straight at you.

Then there's those in swimming pools who decide to swim backwards and expect everyone else to watch out while they go on their merry way looking up at the celing!

Time to start using my citizen arrests!

Blisterman

random wrote: »

Down does not ryhme with line, fine or time !

Does in New Zealand.:)

dreamr

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Then there's those in swimming pools who decide to swim backwards and expect everyone else to watch out while they go on their merry way looking up at the celing!

that has to be one of the most annoying things in the world. or people who swim slow in the fast lane. IT SAYS FAST FOR A REASON!

also annoying is when you let someone out and they don't wave thanks or flash their emergency lights as a thank you. cos clearly if you didn't let them out, they'd still be there! IGNORANT!

Fishyfreak

dreamr wrote: »

also annoying is when you let someone out and they don't wave thanks or flash their emergency lights as a thank you. cos clearly if you didn't let them out, they'd still be there! IGNORANT!

That's why I never let people out, one of the perks of driving a white van.... people expect me to be a pr*ck, i oblige!!!!

Flashing the ol' emergency lights is an offence under the Road Traffic Act too.

Call Me Jimmy

Pighead wrote: »

As a self confessed thief of high end highly reliable German cars, you sir are in absolutely no position to wail and weep about peoples annoying habits. You're double standards make Pighead sick to the gills.

Swing and a miss!

Pighead

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Swing and a miss!

Listen Jimmy,(may Pighead call you Jimmy?) what the hell are you trying to say here? Swing and a miss? Is that young folks lingo for "I love you Pighead and not in a platonic admiring fashion"

The best thing about boards is that the words they allow us to type on their website are free ie they cost not a cent. Pighead could sit here and write 7000 words and boards would charge him asolutely zilch. So c'mon Jimmy let those words flow.

Brevity is naff, elaboration is cool.