Wow! Lucky I checked my junk mail!

Sanjuro

The FBI got in contact with me today to let me know that there's a substantial amount of money waiting for me! All I have to do is send $550 and they'll give me an ATM card with $800,000 on it, and I can use the ATM card anywhere in the world! Screw my job, I'm in the money!

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington D.C

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated by the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Imposters claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank and imposter claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfill your Financial Obligation giving to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by arranging your payment in total of US$800,000.00 in an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw money in anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in the ATM CARD.

All I did want you to do is proceed and contact the ATM CARD CENTRE via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $550.00 only and note that your Approval Slip contains details of your PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (PIN) which you will use in activating your ATM CARD in any ATM MACHINE in the United States Of America.

CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH
EMAIL: atmcardcentre0989@hotmail.com

This ATM Card Centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw money in any part of the world, but the maximum twenty thousand five hundred dollars per day.

If you wish to receive your funds in your ATM SWIFT CARD, kindly use the above information to contact Mr. Paul Smith, the director of the ATM CARD CENTRE and provide him with the below information.

1.Your Full Name:
2.Full Address For ATM Card delivery:
3.Phone/ Fax #:
4.Age:
5.Gender:
6.Occupation:

As soon as you have contacted and provided the ATM CARD CENTRE with the required info and fee, they will make your ATM SWIFT CARD available and shipped to your doorstep immediately.

We order you get back to this office after you open contact with the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTRE and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.



FBI Director

Robert Mueller.

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any imposter or office claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are advised only to be in contact with Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person you are suppose to deal with in regards your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any email you get from imposters to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

MistyCheese

Let's run away to Mexico!

Sanjuro

An offer I couldn't refuse!

No way, me too! Us lucky baxtards eh!

The Walsho

Lucky bastard. At least I still have my extra cheap viagra deals coming in.

Sean Quagmire

That is hilarious
Can you imagine the guy writing that ‘ooooooh this is gona be great!’

stovelid

Sanjuro wrote: »

The FBI got in contact with me today to let me know that there's a substantial amount of money waiting for me! All I have to do is send $550 and they'll give me an ATM card with $800,000 on it, and I can use the ATM card anywhere in the world! Screw my job, I'm in the money!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_yDWQsrajA

fitz0

Wow capital letters means it MUST be real!

Black Swan

Ooooooo, I can't wait to get my spam offer too!


Oh...here's a public service announcement for brianthebard: Hey! Clear out a bit of space in your PM mailbox or I'll suggest your name to our Nigerian friends!:eek:

Ruu_Old

*high five* I got this one.

TRANSFER OF 15 600,000.00 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR ACCOUNT
My Name is Mr. Justin Daniel, and I work in the International Operation
Department in a finance company here in London.

*prints out email, drops on bosses desk and kicks heels skipping out the door*

Morlar

Is it just me or are they getting less imaginative and putting less effort into it thesedays ? Seriously they seem to be getting lazier and lazier imo. They are going to have to outsource the scamming to india soon enough.

RxQueen

wonder how many people a day fall for them emails!

GirlInterrupted

fitz0 wrote: »

Wow capital letters means it MUST be real!

I've ALWAYS believed that to be true!:rolleyes:

Dinter

Yeh but end of the day it is fraud.

The people who will fall for these are em, er, well pretty damn stupid but still why is it allowed to occur?

How hard is it to track these guys down and prosecute them?

A racy brainrot

emo!! wrote: »

wonder how many people a day fall for them emails!

it's embarrassing to think that people do

Pompey Magnus

CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH
EMAIL: atmcardcentre0989@hotmail.com

Nice to see the FBI use hotmail accounts

barnacle

Wow! that FBI Director good speaks English broken!

It BeeMee

$800, 000?
Pish. that's barely €500k - small change.
I won GBP750,000 and a BMW X6!!!!

Ticket number:5647600545188
serial number: BMWP /556543450906

You have won a new BMW 2008 X6 xDrive 35 Car and £750,000.00GBP.
Contact Mr Mark Bolton with the following informations.
Name,Address,Age,Occupation,Country
E-mail:bwmclaims_winnings06@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: +447011130644

Thing is, I think the X6's are fugly so I didn't bother collecting it.

Sam Vimes

Dinter wrote: »

Yeh but end of the day it is fraud.

The people who will fall for these are em, er, well pretty damn stupid but still why is it allowed to occur?

How hard is it to track these guys down and prosecute them?

i don't think they've actually committed any crime. maybe false advertising?

Sam Vimes

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

Nice to see the FBI use hotmail accounts

to be fair, brian lenihan uses a gmail address. At least he did during the general election. They may have slashed out for a government one for him at this stage

Ross_Mahon

I love the names they come up with for themselves...

-vernon rowsell
-MOSES ADAM
-Mrs.Kitty Anderson

Were kind enough to offer me a few million dollars.

MIN2511

Anyone fancy setting this eejit up? I swear i enjoy winding them up, once i was threatened that they would find me and kill my kids:eek: i have no kids!!!

CantGetNoSleep

It BeeMee wrote: »

$800, 000?
Pish. that's barely €500k - small change.
I won GBP750,000 and a BMW X6!!!!



Thing is, I think the X6's are fugly so I didn't bother collecting it.

The road tax on one would be a bit high anyway since those tree huggers got into government

Sherifu

MIN2511 wrote: »

Anyone fancy setting this eejit up? I swear i enjoy winding them up, once i was threatened that they would find me and kill my kids:eek: i have no kids!!!

http://www.419eater.com/

Don't forget to publish your work.

Ruu_Old

Sherifu wrote: »

http://www.419eater.com/

Don't forget to publish your work.

Some of that stuff has me in tears. Busted!

Our insurance department immediately took the rodent to the vetenary surgeon for inspection to ascertain the cause of death, which it transpired was a case of stuffmefatgutzwivwud, which in laymen's terms means it was poisoned by ingesting too much of the wood from the carving, which also contained various trace chemicals, which encouraged the death even more.

MIN2511

Sherifu wrote: »

http://www.419eater.com/

Don't forget to publish your work.

brilliant!

Obo means p**** in yoruba(one of the languages in Nigeria)

So imagine replying

Dear Mr P****


hahahaha:D

Ross_Mahon

WOW! These people are just giving away money and BMW's :eek:

baby_blu

stovelid wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_yDWQsrajA

IVE NEVER SEEN GROUNDHOG DAY

LOOKS GOOD, I SHALL WATCH IT:rolleyes:

*RUNS TO VIDEO SHOP*

the drifter

ah man i emptied my spam folder this morning....sickned...

Sean Quagmire

Ruu wrote: »

Some of that stuff has me in tears. Busted!

Incredable

ART6

Over the last few years I have been offered thousands of millions of dollars by the wives/husbands/displaced politicians/captains of industry in Nigeria for the simple expedient of letting them use my bank account to get money out of the country. OK, they needed some financial assistance to complete the deal, and I didn't have the money. For some reason my bank manager flatly refused to lend me the money, which only goes to show that banks and bean counters never grasp real opportunities. Perhaps the only unease in my mind started to develop when I realised that the total amount of money was several times the GRP of the whole of Africa. Oh well. Have to rely on Lotto I guess:(

Wazdakka

I Don't know what all you skeptics are on about..
These offers are completely legitimate

I currently am dictating this post to my butler, while quaffing from a pint glass of XO brandy, and adjusting my monocle at the sight of the supercar collection parked on the lawn of my mansion in the Carabien.

My richness and success comes from answering these emails in good faith.
I found a great agency that will filter out all the fakes and leave you with only the true offers..

I will be more than willing to share this info with my fellow boardsies.

In fact I will even bankroll your first transaction.

However....


<_<

>_>

In order to verify your legitimacy as an appropriate investment I will require US$500, your credit card number, bank account details and sort code.

Pm me for more details...

tech77

Sherifu wrote: »

http://www.419eater.com/

Don't forget to publish your work.

Some of that stuff is class.
In one of them ("mark of a moron") they apparently got a scammer to get a tattoo as a rite of induction into a "church" and provide a doctor's report attesting to a recent acident he lied about.
Brilliant.

The OP could ring them up (via VOIP preferably) and do a soundboard prank call on them maybe.

DJ_Spider

I got this one today, slightly different, all typed in caps, so soory if it looks like I did it!

sales22" <XXXX@mail.juili.com.tw>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
undisclosed-recipients



OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
Your Ref

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD
PAYMENT CENTER

MRS. X ON HER EMAIL
ADDRESS: **************@hotmail.com
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. COUNTRY/ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD6.8MILLION AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS
SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

KINDEST REGARDS,

MR. DAVID MARK.
SENATE PRESIDENT.