Do you read on the bog? Do you poo then read, or read then poo? MULTIPLE CHOICE

Ninja_scrotum

Just a quick survey... THIS IS A MULTIPLE CHOICE POLL by the way...

For those who squeeze a chocolate log out while reading:

If the bulk of your reading time takes place before you poo, pick the turd option.

If the bulk of your reading time takes place after you poo, pick the 4th option.

Sherifu

At least you're consistant. Always sh*t threads.

Steve_o

I read the back of lynx cans and so on if there is nothing better....

Heisenberg.

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chin_grin

......eh I ticked three choices. That yes I do read. Yes, I read before and yes I read after. But theres no "During". I mean if I'm pushing out a steamy brown monolith then I suppose I have to squint hence being unable to decipher why Head and Shoulders is chemically sound.

Although I am a sufferer of chronic pins and needles whenever I stay on the bog for prolonged periods. Wiping while having this sensation is a fun experience indeed.

boogle

Sherifu wrote: »

At least you're consistant. Always sh*t threads.

I think the fact that he chose a name with "scrotum" in it, never boded well for his thread-posting quality.

mike65

Be wiser to read your poo.

Mike.

Ninja_scrotum

With regards to sqeezing a chocolate log out while reading:

If the bulk of your reading time takes place before you poo, pick the turd option.

If the bulk of your reading time takes place atfer you poo, pick the 4th option.

MarkR

Guess where I'm posting from?

Posted from porcelain throne

seamus

Where's the "I can multitask" option?

Ninja_scrotum

seamus wrote: »

Where's the "I can multitask" option?

Please follow instructions in post #1 re. multitasking.

This is a serious thread no joking about now.

Quality

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Just a quick survey... THIS IS A MULTIPLE CHOICE POLL by the way...

For those who squeeze a chocolate log out while reading:

If the bulk of your reading time takes place before you poo, pick the turd option.

If the bulk of your reading time takes place after you poo, pick the 4th option.

Flutter in Bantams dual account methinks...^^^

petermcqueen

You lot really are a digusting stupid mob.

A racy brainrot

The Scientist wrote: »

Wtf like?
Did you wake up this morning and think "You know what'll make an excellent thread..."

It's more likely that he came up with it while taking a sh1t

Ninja_scrotum

petermcqueen wrote: »

You lot really are a digusting stupid mob.

Not as stupid as you. My 2 year old cousin can spell disgusting and you can't.

Now please take part in this important poll.

Pompey Magnus

I was reading Dante's "The Divine Comedy" on the bog yesterday, some might say this was showing a lack of respect to the greatest work of pre-Renaissance Italian literature, but I think I was paying it a compliment.

EdgarAllenPoo

I used to spend ages reading after the deed had been done, now it's more of an in out type of thing.

Thrill

petermcqueen wrote: »

You lot really are a digusting stupid mob.

Now that's not fair. I don't think we're a mob at all.

Gone West

Wifi + bathroom = perfect

The Walsho

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

Wifi + bathroom = perfect

I agree. It's called bogsurfing :pac:

Thrill

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

Wifi + bathroom = perfect

Can you do this using any bog standard router?



/puts in earplugs to drown out the groans

Gone West

Yeah but you'd have to flush your DNS cache first

Ninja_scrotum

I can't believe some people take a dump then read afterwards. yuck.

The Artist

play the nintendoDS
MORE BRAIN TRAINING

whiskeyman

The Walsho wrote: »

I agree. It's called bogsurfing :pac:

I keep dropping packets...


Then I see some streaming...


Then it's time to wipe the drive...

Ninja_scrotum

don't forget to shit down properly after use.

Thrill

whiskeyman wrote: »

I keep dropping packets...


Then I see some streaming...


Then it's time to wipe the drive...

Don't forget to log in. Or should that be log out?

Ninja_scrotum

I can't believe people make the poo then read. With poo on your bum.

The Walsho

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

I can't believe people make the poo then read. With poo on your bum.

You read before pooing? So do you randomly go to the toilet then just read and hope for some bowel movement?
By reading afterwards you're giving yourself time to make sure the tanks are well and truly empty.

Fulton Crown

For best results:

Wait until the pace car is well down the turnpike.

Use "The Sun" or "The Mirror" as they can fulfill a number of functions.

No serious stuff - sports pages only as concentration is vital.

Hold her on the clutch until gear box begins to smoke - then floor the hoor - she'l probably take the chicane on the full - saves on the cleanin !!.

Ease her down and finish offf with a nice smooth double de-clutch - apply Mirror / Sun / saxon Double Strength - burnish with old tooth brush - fave her shinin like a new 50 cent peice - up with the breeks an off to face the day with a cheery smile ....

GhostInTheRuins

I nearly always read on the bog. Most times I run around looking for stuff to read before I go, which can be tricky at times.

Ninja_scrotum

I usually read trashy stuff or general knowledge books, like WWII Tanks etc...

Couldn't read a novel or anything.

I'm glad we had this discussion & poll, it's very interesting and gives us an insight into who we really are.