The Big Secret!

Black Swan

Takola and The Rig? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's not polite to gossip! But what have you heard about these two recently?

miju

i've heard lots of things, but they're not repeatable in public

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Takola and The Rig? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's not polite to gossip! But what have you heard about these two recently?

O_O

S'funneh, I thought his eyes were aimed more at the mid-west than the north-west. Mind you, 'tis always hard to tell where his eyes are pointing with that ninja rig-out ... or even if he has any!!

Jesus Wept

There's only one Sligo wimmin for me tbh:

Black Swan

Methinks that orestes and takola were conspiring against The Rig when putting up that phony site on the standup comedy forum? The truth slowly bubbles to the surface?

orestes

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Methinks that orestes and takola were conspiring against The Rig when putting up that phony site on the standup comedy forum? The truth slowly bubbles to the surface?

Ok, I should probably clear this up. That thread was just a bit of a set-up between myself and Takola. I asked her to post a new thread in the stand-up forum so I could test out using my mod tools without messing with any threads that were already going.

I edited posts by Tak and Rigger for a laugh since they were both in on the little experiment. I had contacted both of them and they were both aware of the purpose of the thread and that it would be deleted shortly after its creation. So, there's no love child, twas just me Tak and Rigger messing about. Usually we charge people to see our private parties, so pm me if you want to see the full story.

I just reckon it would be best to let this thread die and forget about the whole thing. That way me Rig and Tak can back to arguing over who has to play the donkey tonight

Black Swan

The explanation by orestes sounds reasonable, ehhhh Nesters? But what they don't know is that they have crossed into the TCN Zone! Do do... do do... do do! Where anything can happen to a reasonable explanation!:eek:

So do any of the TCN spinmasters (who have not fallen asleep on their keyboards) have an alternative universe explanation for what happened?

randylonghorn

I missed all this!11!!! :eek:

Randycat iz sad!



I don't think B!ue was taking it too seriously anyway, Orestes ... just schtirring, mar is gnach lei!

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

So do any of the TCN spinmasters (who have not fallen asleep on their keyboards) have an alternative universe explanation for what happened?

And B!ue, you know if there wasn't a pony involved, then neither was Rig ... in ANY universe!

TALLY

I heard they shot J.R.

Black Swan

Come on Randy, you can do better than that! (even if your post came at the same time as mine!)

Did the Wizard give the Strawman an Oz degree for nothing? Lecture to us on the merits of the orestes, takola, and The Rig affair! Some spicy gossip please!

KnifeWRENCH

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

The explanation by orestes sounds reasonable, ehhhh Nesters? But what they don't know is that they have crossed into the TCN Zone! Do do... do do... do do! Where anything can happen to a reasonable explanation!:eek:

So do any of the TCN spinmasters (who have not fallen asleep on their keyboards) have an alternative universe explanation for what happened?

They are part of the new Reptilian world order - LIZARDS!!!!!!!! Jim Corr was right, we''re all DOOOOOOMED.

Black Swan

Square_igloo
To the rescue! (that kinda rhymes?)

randylonghorn

Oy! Just because it's 9 p.m. in your part of the world!

Anyway, the statistical analysis suggests that the third mood of Uranus is the deciding factor in the quantum shift into alternate universes, allied with some temporal distortions caused by a malfunction in T-Rigger's microwave time machine, and the resulting leaking chronoton particles.

It has been postulated that in at least one of these alternates, a child has been born to the proud parents who is as foal-ish as its father, and has been named Otestes.

In one of the paradoxes so common in cosmology these days, the child in fact will introduce / has introduced its own parents to each other, and in fact acted as its own godfather at the naming ceremony.

The rest of the story remains to be told ..............................

KnifeWRENCH

randylonghorn wrote: »

Otestes

Huhr Huhr Huhr....

Black Swan

Now a little bird told me that...
takola-chirp and orestes-chirp were practicing nest building, until The Rig came along and spoiled it all cause he was so cheeeeeeep! Failed threesome!

KnifeWRENCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfkBwFyXgs

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Now a little bird told me that...
takola-chirp and orestes-chirp were practicing nest building, until The Rig came along and spoiled it all cause he was so cheeeeeeep! Failed threesome!

You're after robin that from some wimmenz magazine, aren't you? ... it doesn't dovetail with the rest of the thread at all! The real question for Rig is, willie wag-tail if he gets the chance? ... or will the lure of the ponies be too much for his good inhentions, and will he cock it all up?

Black Swan

From the cockpit that I currently sit, methinks that The Rig(ging) may need a pull on the sheet by takola and orestes?

Do do... do do... do do...! You're in the TCN Zone!

Jesus Wept

ORestes is my lovechild.

orestes

The-Rigger wrote: »

ORestes is my lovechild.

orly?

Well it was my birthday yesterday so you owe me a present you tight-fisted bastard

Jesus Wept

I'm still waiting on my Fathers day present, YOU CúNT!!

Black Swan

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Don't you just love the warm family exchange?

orestes

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Don't you just love the warm family exchange?

Shuddup mom! If you hadn't been out of your mind on crack and slept with him then we wouldn't be having this problem!

Black Swan

Does Takola know that we transplanted her egg to have you? Oh, did the rabbit die? Can't remember...

Jesus Wept

If she hadn't been out of her mind on craic, she wouldn't of slept with me.

Black Swan

Did laughter help conception?

Jesus Wept

Not really, it was a bit off-putting tbh.

randylonghorn

Very understandable though, given that this would have involved you getting naked ...

Ghost Train

*patiently waits for the video to be stolen and posted on the internet*