want to join me in a bloody coup???

stevoman · 27-06-2008 2:16pm #1

The way i see it, if we get enough cash together, get a helicopter, a few guns and a will to do it, we can take over this place and run it.

two conditions for joining me though.

1 - i am overlord

2 - boards.ie becomes the state recognised national media.

all who wish to join me please PM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

funk-you · 27-06-2008 2:18pm

stevoman wrote: »

The way i see it, if we get enough cash together, get a helicopter, a few guns and a will to do it, we can take over this place and run it.

two conditions for joining me though.

1 - i am overlord

2 - boards.ie becomes the state recognised national media.

all who wish to join me please PM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Way ahead of ya buddy. I'm already an Earl of Sealand. Bought it last year. Gonna assassinate John any day now.

-Funk

justsomebloke · 27-06-2008 2:18pm

stevoman wrote: »

The way i see it, if we get enough cash together, get a helicopter, a few guns and a will to do it, we can take over this place and run it.

two conditions for joining me though.

1 - i am overlord

2 - boards.ie becomes the state recognised national media.

all who wish to join me please PM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

can we have cat pics?

stevoman · 27-06-2008 2:23pm

funk-you wrote: »

Way ahead of ya buddy. I'm already an Earl of Sealand. Bought it last year. Gonna assassinate John any day now.

-Funk

i will appoint you dutch of sealand if you join me!

Duggy747 · 27-06-2008 2:23pm

I call Vice-Overlord.......just in case anything happens to Stevoman...

<_<

>_>

stevoman · 27-06-2008 2:24pm

jsb wrote: »

can we have cat pics?

they will be strictly forbidden. anyone caught with cat pics will be hanged. (or thrown overboard)

funk-you · 27-06-2008 2:27pm

stevoman wrote: »

i will appoint you dutch of sealand if you join me!

Nah, I'll let you be my royal foot-stool though!:pac: Bow before Earl Funk little minion mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...cough.

Earl-Funk

JaneyMc · 27-06-2008 2:27pm

I would like the most senior female position and I'll give you all my money.

stevoman · 27-06-2008 2:28pm

who's for court jester and junior vice predident of sealand inc???????? be quick, my cabinit is filling up quick! Im still taking PM's. I'l get back to you on monday with fair positions for all.

Please dont forget i need an army too!!!!!

STEVOMANLAND NEEDS YOU!

AnonoBoy · 27-06-2008 2:29pm

I bags being the first politician to be caught up in a sex/corruption scandal!!!!!

Duggy747 · 27-06-2008 2:29pm

JaneyMc wrote: »

I would like the most senior female position and I'll give you all my money.

Ah yes, the Child-Bearer. The vessel for our ever-growing army of the undead.............oh, wait a minute, wrong movie!

KTRIC · 27-06-2008 2:30pm

JaneyMc wrote: »

I would like the most senior female position and I'll give you all my money.

I'll give you a couple of positions

Ba-dum-tish

KTRIC · 27-06-2008 2:31pm

I have a huge stack of brown paper bags and a very bad memory at my disposal.

What position would I get ?

JaneyMc · 27-06-2008 2:35pm

KTRIC wrote: »

I'll give you a couple of positions

Ba-dum-tish

Well then I'd be wanting all your money! Feck that, if thats whats happening I m not paying for the pleasure.

CountingCrows · 27-06-2008 2:35pm

KTRIC wrote: »

I have a huge stack of brown paper bags and a very bad memory at my disposal.

What position would I get ?

Toilet cleaner?

Wreck · 27-06-2008 2:36pm

I call supreme commander of the military and police forces, and would also like to be treasurer. Thanks in advance.

KTRIC wrote: »

I have a huge stack of brown paper bags and a very bad memory at my disposal.

What position would I get ?

Supermarket bag boy?

FunkZ · 27-06-2008 2:36pm

Ohhh Scientology!

Harharhar

funk-you · 27-06-2008 2:37pm

stevoman wrote: »

STEVOMANLAND NEEDS YOU!

Not if i get there first. Funkytown all the way! Bow chica wa wa. Free pimp hats, saxophones and bass guitars for all. Also free moisturiser to mend those weary pimp hands.

-His royal coolness Funk III

KTRIC · 27-06-2008 2:38pm

Wreck wrote: »

Supermarket bag boy?

I was thinking more along the lines of Prime Minister or Minister of Finance

javaboy · 27-06-2008 2:42pm

Javaboy wrote:

Minister for Silly Walks please

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Wreck · 27-06-2008 2:45pm

KTRIC wrote: »

I was thinking more along the lines of Prime Minister or Minister of Finance

Surely someone with a good memory would be more suited to either of these positions? Also, why would you need a supply of brown paper bags? I'm sorry, but I think bag-boy is the best you can hope for, and you should consider yourself lucky if you get that.

javaboy · 27-06-2008 2:49pm

Javaboy wrote:

Wreck wrote: »

Surely someone with a good memory would be more suited to either of these positions? Also, why would you need a supply of brown paper bags? I'm sorry, but I think bag-boy is the best you can hope for, and you should consider yourself lucky if you get that.

He meant envelopes methinks.

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KTRIC · 27-06-2008 2:51pm

Wreck wrote: »

Surely someone with a good memory would be more suited to either of these positions? Also, why would you need a supply of brown paper bags? I'm sorry, but I think bag-boy is the best you can hope for, and you should consider yourself lucky if you get that.

I have to disagree with you there. When I'm asked to step down after my 3rd term in office and a tribunal is started, my dodgy memory will be of great advantage when I'm ask to recount the circumstances surrounding the payments made to your party.

Think about it...

Wreck · 27-06-2008 2:55pm

KTRIC wrote: »

I have to disagree with you there. When I'm asked to step down after my 3rd term in office and a tribunal is started, my dodgy memory will be of great advantage when I'm ask to recount the circumstances surrounding the payments made to your party.

Think about it...

No no no you've got it all wrong. In this circumstance what you want is a person who has an excellent memory, has the ability to think on his/her feet and is a able to lie well.

Demoted to assisstant bag-boy, brown paper bag confiscated.

Stephen · 27-06-2008 3:33pm

I was really hoping this thread would be about a bloody coup at Dáil Éireann. Oh well :pac:

ART6 · 27-06-2008 3:35pm

stevoman wrote: »

The way i see it, if we get enough cash together, get a helicopter, a few guns and a will to do it, we can take over this place and run it.

two conditions for joining me though.

1 - i am overlord

2 - boards.ie becomes the state recognised national media.

all who wish to join me please PM!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

This needs much more planning than shown here so far. Remember the filum The Mouse That Roared? Nah. Yez are all to bloody young to remember that. Anyway, what you need to do is to first of all declare war on France and land a few troops somewhere they won't notice. Distribute a few leaflets in Russian, and France will promptly surrender. Now you control France you can threaten the EU with invasion if they don't do what they're told. Recruit a few Germans -- they're good at that. When you have Europe under your control you can target Russia and their oil and gas reserves (but make sure you take warm coats). Given a couple of years and a few dodgy referendums you will rule the world. Then create a new ministerial post of Minister for strategic planning with an annual salary of SLB100 million (Sealand Bucks) when the exchange rate has become 1 SLB for 1 million US$, and appoint me, thereby gaining the experience of age and wisdom.;)

KnifeWRENCH · 27-06-2008 3:37pm

PM sent.

Wreck · 27-06-2008 3:41pm

Stephen wrote: »

I was really hoping this thread would be about a bloody coup at Dáil Éireann. Oh well :pac:

Well if we can gather enough support it may yet be.

Ruu_Old · 27-06-2008 3:49pm

Any chance of a bloodless coup?

Sherifu · 27-06-2008 3:57pm

Ruu wrote: »

Any chance of a bloodless coup?

A-team style?

Wreck · 27-06-2008 4:00pm

Ruu wrote: »

Any chance of a bloodless coup?

Where's the fun in that?

Jack Sheehan · 27-06-2008 4:11pm

Will Mark Thatcher be involved?

Can I be minister for lunchtime?

leninbenjamin · 27-06-2008 4:14pm

I'll take the position of minister of silly walks. my first action will be to crate a research institution devoted to the development of said silly walks. any subsequent discoveries will then go straight to the armed division in order to help them confound the enemy in battle.

javaboy · 27-06-2008 4:27pm

Javaboy wrote:

leninbenjamin wrote: »

I'll take the position of minister of silly walks. my first action will be to crate a research institution devoted to the development of said silly walks. any subsequent discoveries will then go straight to the armed division in order to help them confound the enemy in battle.

Already claimed. See post #20. You can be my junior minister though.

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leninbenjamin · 27-06-2008 4:31pm

javaboy wrote: »

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ah, yeah but i don't see any campaign manifesto. you're just using it as an excuse to walk funny aren't you? you probably have a limp or something.

javaboy · 27-06-2008 4:34pm

Javaboy wrote:

leninbenjamin wrote: »

ah, yeah but i don't see any campaign manifesto. you're just using it as an excuse to walk funny aren't you? you probably have a limp or something.

Actually I have a very silly walk owing to my recently broken leg. I got the cast off today and I can assure you my walking is quite silly.

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