Drunk/Hungover and irresponsible!

AngryBadger

So I was out for a few jars with some friends heading away on holidays last night. Had only intended have 3/4, but wound up having a lot more. My last memory of being in the bar (abandoned incidentally ) is singing to a (british?) hen party. And for some reason I had to walk the ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE QUAYS to get home. In spite of drinking in a bar jsut off the haypenny bridge. But I digress.

Time for brilliant hangover stories from work! Right now I've just solved a highly complex problem in the lab (the information was handily left in an excel document we use everyday, it's as if someone meant for me to find it...).

Not very dangerous, or exciting I'll grant you. I do remember being drunk as a skunk years ago and workign in the clean room of a certain huge multinational monitoring the bottling of certain products....medical products...

Oh and the new girl analyst has the loveliest arse! I could rest a cup of tea on it I swear to god. And we've a work BBQ on Sunday...no beer for me...

cabrwab

Hungover? I highly doubt it, still drunk i would say!

Tell us more about the new girl!!

Ah its gotta be done every now and then, just to get away with it, that is heading into work in pieces!
Best of Luck for the rest of the day, id say around 3pm will be a struggle!

Nichololas

AngryBadger wrote: »

Oh and the new girl analyst has the loveliest arse! I could rest a cup of tea on it I swear to god.

Pics or she isn't real

TequilaMockingBird

Drunken morning in work posting ftw.

rainbow kirby

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

Pics or she isn't real

QFT

CountingCrows

AngryBadger wrote: »

My last memory of being in the bar (abandoned incidentally ) is singing to a (british?) hen party.

Please tell me you sang Go On Home British Soldiers...

Sherifu

Possibility for another JigSawGirlThread here...

Mr. Presentable

AngryBadger wrote: »

Oh and the new girl analyst has the loveliest arse! I could rest a cup of tea on it I swear to god. And we've a work BBQ on Sunday...no beer for me...

Nipplenuts reckons Barnyard Egg needs to see other uses for the analists shelf.

AngryBadger

cabrwab wrote: »

Hungover? I highly doubt it, still drunk i would say!

That's a filthy lie, and the fact that I jsut consumed a bag of greasy sausages proves nothing!

cabrwab wrote: »

Tell us more about the new girl!!

Ah she's jsut lovely, has one of those mesmerising curvy figures, a little plump, but not too much This porrisige is just right if ya know what I mean! Every time she walks past and smiles at em I want to bello "YOUR ARSE IS LVOELY, COME OVER HERE AND SIT ON ME KNEE". Although I reckon I might get in trouble for that, save it for the work BBQ on Sunday

Enlil_Nick wrote:

Pics or she isn't real

Pics or YOU aren't real! Score!!!

CountingCrows wrote:

Please tell me you sang Go On Home British Soldiers...

I think it was some stuff from "Les Miserables", and then I was all "Can I haz teh Sex now?", but they said no, and then I was sad

cabrwab

Careful now OP posting pics may get jigsaw out of his hiding place.

It is a friday and he is on his bike looking for "lovely girls".

Surprised you didn't pull the ladies with a line like that. Go on try the line see how it goes, your in trouble anyway your still steaming!

Ginny

I'm really hoping you're not in one of my labs!

AngryBadger

Bugger, the amrketing director guy just walked in, and I've a meeiting with him at some stage today, or was it a conference call. And it's about genetical stuff. I'll be grand, probably shouldn't menaiton the new analysts lovely arse though, might get in trouble....or that might be my trump card..."Sure I dunno what I'm even doin here ***** but that girl has a lvoely arse, I'd like to eat ym dinner off it!"

Ah no, it'll be grand!

AngryBadger

GinnyJo wrote: »

I'm really hoping you're not in one of my labs!

I don't think I'm in your lab GinnyJo, I don't see any lovely shoes in a lab coat doign labs tuff.

Ginny

For shame I am in flats.
I'm not in the labs just watching them all in the labs...:D
Markoshing you say? not mine so.

AngryBadger

GinnyJo wrote: »

I'm really hoping you're not in one of my labs!

But I'm sure you have a lovely arse too GinnyJo, so don't be sad.

It's a side effect of posting on boards, lovely arses << >>

Ginny

Oh I do, shaped loveingly from sitting on it all day.

I was more concering about some of my analysts breathing pure alcohol in the labs :pac:

AngryBadger

Just had my meeting, survived, still have a job

Lots of nodding, slow, emphatic talking, and raising my eyebrow

"hmmmm, yes that DOES look like a squirrel covered in chocolate". Now my Czech bud is talking to someone on his interweb in czech, sounds crazy, fighting the laughing.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

nipplenuts wrote: »

Nipplenuts reckons Barnyard Egg needs to see other uses for the analists shelf.

Nipplenuts has just reminded Hail2DaChimp what day it is - Hail2DaChimp would like to thank Nipplenuts!

AngryBadger

Maybe it's the new hair, by which I mean NO HAIR!!!!....well ok, some hair, but only a little bit, keeps my braincooler, facilitates faster thinking, and slower....other stuff!

AngryBadger

I jsut found a chocolate truffle cake in the kitchen! Score!!! Should eat it, if this were someones house I'd eat it! Conflicting emotions.

This could well be the greatest day ever!

kaimera

Dont forget to take pics at the bbq

Ginny

Don't eat the cake, its probably for someones birthday, you don't need them hunting down the cake thief to find you slumped on the jacks trousers around your ankles with a face full of cake saying "Buuffff it whasss jussst sittin there calling me *Hic*".

AngryBadger

All I had to do was wait 5 minutes for cake, was so chocolatey! Couldn't finish my slice, think the eating of cake might spare me a hangover

Have no camera for pics of BBQ.

Starting to sober up. Everything seems less interesting

chopperbyrne

AngryBadger wrote: »

All I had to do was wait 5 minutes for cake, was so chocolatey! Couldn't finish my slice, think the eating of cake might spare me a hangover

Have no camera for pics of BBQ.

Starting to sober up. Everything seems less interesting

Go for a liquid lunch.

Liven things up again.

CountingCrows

Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it

AngryBadger

Right, sober again. No hangover. Blindingly hungry though, time for a few drumsticks.

On a sober re-check the new analyst does, in fact, have a lovely arse. Proof positive that some of my faculties are still reliable when half-cut, mainly the sexy ones

rainbow kirby

AngryBadger wrote: »

On a sober re-check the new analyst does, in fact, have a lovely arse.

They ALL have lovely bottoms.

truecrippler

Ah man... the wonders of going to work when yer fooked!
Have had loads of days like this and just want to drop dead and die then before ya know it, its lunch time... happy days.

Anyone mind getting drunk in front of co-workers and by drunk I mean absolutely hammered that you say stuff to them that you wouldn't normally say sober? I'm like that, gives me a name but a good name nonetheless. At least Im fun :cool: