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That's how the fight started...

kleefarr · 2008-06-23 14:47:00

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. And you know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I…

23-06-2008 02:47PM

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kleefarr

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. And you know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said , "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started.

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#2 24-06-2008 12:31PM

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Soooo bad, soooo non-pc, and soooo funny!!!

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#3 24-06-2008 01:50PM

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kleefarr wrote: »

I. . . and that's when the fight started.

Who won, I bet he did with a head butt

into your nuts!

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#4 24-06-2008 02:03PM

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Your child being born a dwarf isn't all bad news...

Have you seen how much cheaper 'fun size' Mars Bars are?

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#5 24-06-2008 02:43PM

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did he batter the ankles of ya?

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#6 24-06-2008 03:18PM

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Think I posted this one way back but still very funny !

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