My gym shorts

tallaght01 · 23-06-2008 9:15am #1

My gym shorts have shrunk in the wash. I only have one pair.

I want to go for a workout right now.

When I say they've shrunk, I mean they've shrunk significantly.

Thye now look like I'm wearing boxer shorts. I mean, it's like someone has spray painted them onto me.

But, I've turned into a chubby ****ker, so I really do need to do some exercise.

Problem is that my apartment complex has a gym in it, so A) all my neighbours can see into it

I exercise alongside my neighbours.

So, what's the greater of the 2 evils? Having the people in my block think I'm working out in my boxer shorts, or the imminent risk of type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease with my increasing girth if I abandon the gym?

Sherifu · 23-06-2008 9:17am

Take pics.

tallaght01 · 23-06-2008 9:20am

Sherifu wrote: »

Take pics.

LOl there's enough stuff for you to **** over on the net already

Sherifu · 23-06-2008 9:21am

tallaght01 wrote: »

LOl there's enough stuff for you to **** over on the net already

Sir, I am offended. :pac:

Slidey · 23-06-2008 9:31am

tallaght01 wrote: »

LOl there's enough stuff for you to **** over on the net already

Dont flatter yourself tubby...

DubArk · 23-06-2008 9:39am

The imminent risk of type two diabetes and cardiovascular disease is the lesser of two evils the thought of been one of you neighbours and having to look at your fat ass squeezed into your shorts makes me want to vomit!

Why don’t you move that fat ass and go and bye another pair XXXL

topper75 · 23-06-2008 9:45am

Buying new shorts ruins the conundrum dammit.

Can't you guys appreciate a good conundrum anymore?

sebastianlieken · 23-06-2008 9:51am

yeah sure....the shorts "shrank"....you're not just big boned either no?

I can't see why you cant just do sit-ups and pushups just for today... then go for a walk and get some new shorts....or trackies either. lets be honest, nobody wants to see your meaty legs.

alternativly, forget working out, and just eat something healthy...like dust...0 calories

rainbow kirby · 23-06-2008 9:55am

Pics or it didn't happen.

chuci · 23-06-2008 9:59am

just go buy new shorts tubby

FlutterinBantam · 23-06-2008 9:59am

Go take a good dump.. should knock about 6lbs. off yer meaty arse.

tallaght01 · 23-06-2008 10:02am

Thanks for the supportive words guys, it brings a tear to me eye

I can't buy shorts now coz it's 8pm here.

I did a quick all-out hardcore 20 mins on the threadmill. Now my shorts are REALLY stuck to me

I also wore my green illuminous BA Baracas t-shirt to divert attention away from my lower half. Worked a treat :cool:

jester77 · 23-06-2008 10:23am

Just don't do any squats or lunges :eek:

PeadarofAodh · 23-06-2008 10:29am

sebastianlieken wrote: »

alternativly, forget working out, and just eat something healthy...like dust...0 calories

"Dusssst? Anybody? No? Dussssst!"

sebastianlieken · 23-06-2008 11:10am

that really sounds painful watch.... my stomach is churning just thinking about it.

all of you who are looking for pics, I dont think beastiality is allowed on boards.

look, if you really wanna loose weight; take a dump, take a piss, donate blood, clip your toe nails, shave your head, get some teeth extracted, amputate ur little toes (you dont need them), that took me two seconds to think of....im sure you could get creative.

randylonghorn · 23-06-2008 3:11pm

tallaght01 wrote: »

My gym shorts have shrunk in the wash. I only have one pair.

I want to go for a workout right now.

When I say they've shrunk, I mean they've shrunk significantly.

Thye now look like I'm wearing boxer shorts. I mean, it's like someone has spray painted them onto me.