HELP! finger stuck!

TomCo

I got the ring finger on my left hand stuck in a beer bottle, cant get it off!

Any ideas?

I tried just pulling it off but it didnt work in the least.

Riamfada

Got yore ma off. You tit. Firstly would love to see how your typing and secondly be thankful its not your knob.

PI IMO

Mossy Monk

Break the bottle. It may cut your finger but it will remove it.

guy2454

washing up liquid?

TomCo

Wouldnt that just leave the neck of the bottle stuck to my hand along with some very sharp glass?

Perhaps as a plan B.

nocal

Washing up liquid and cold water should do the trick.
Plenty of cold water on your finger and the bottle.

AlmightyCushion

Chop your finger off.

Snapper1

Heat it and the glass will expand.

Minutely, but sure try it

Riamfada

Drink your finger.

Sherifu

You'll go blind.

nocal

Snapper1 wrote: »

Heat it and the glass will expand.

Minutely, but sure try it

and if the glass expands won't the inside of the bottle be even tighter around his finger????????

Kiith

Put it in the freezer, then smash it.

TomCo

guy2454 wrote: »

washing up liquid?

Worked a treat, but got the remaining beer all soapy.
Thanks, Ill drink another one in your honour.

Grimes wrote:

Firstly would love to see how your typing and secondly be thankful its not your knob.

I was typing with my right hand and my left thumb, how would you get your nob in a bottle?
Surely it wouldnt fi..........ohhhhhhhh. :pac:


Continue with the suggestions though, imagine I had already drank all the washing up liquid.

Snapper1

nocal wrote: »

and if the glass expands won't the inside of the bottle be even tighter around his finger????????

eh? physics forum anyone?

AlmightyCushion

Go on an extreme diet and lose a load of weight. It could take a while but you'll eventually lose so much weight that your finger will slip easily out.

FunkZ

Cut off your finger for charity, it's the right time for ya anywho!

Or drill or hole in the end of the bottle, pour in some lubricant and what.

Then when ya get your finger out cut it off. For charity!

Rhyme

Stop violating bottles, Tom.


...but seriously, soap or olive oil or something. Maybe heat/cool your hand (whichever contracts your finger).

DonkeyStyle \o/

Would ye not have a bit of an oul pray?

Or stick something down the neck and see if you can break the vacuum.

[edit] bah, you got it out... would you mind getting your finger stuck in another bottle to satisfy our curiosity?

nocal

Snapper1 wrote: »

eh? physics forum anyone?

Go read it. You might learn something

TomCo

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

bah, you got it out... would you mind getting your finger stuck in another bottle to satisfy our curiosity?

Your turn.

Duiske

If its a Heiniken bottle you'll be the coolest dude around, and I'd just leave it there tbh. If its one of those Aldi/Lidl jobs, I'd take AC's advice and amputate.

DonkeyStyle \o/

TomCo wrote: »

Your turn.

I would, but I don't have any bottles... just an empty can of beamish.

Actually I just stuck my ring finger in it to see if it'd get stuck (the kind of retarded curiosity you can only act upon after a few drinks) and for a few seconds it was!
I got it out though, phew!

Cool_CM

Are you sure you didn't get a bottle stuck in your ring and are too embarrassed to tell the truth?:pac:

Call Me Jimmy

My solution would have been stick the other end up yer hole and hop around for a while. Problem solved.

pickarooney

Your approach was wrong. You should have considered that the bottle had you stuck in the top of it and let it come up with a clever solution for removing you.

Rhyme

pickarooney wrote: »

Your approach was wrong. You should have considered that the bottle had you stuck in the top of it and let it come up with a clever solution for removing you.

I didn't know we had Oregon City Church members on Boards, hi.

Michellenman

Carlsberg don't make bottles of beer you can get your finger stuck in... but if they did...

Duiske

Michellenman wrote: »

Carlsberg don't make bottles of beer you can get your finger stuck in... but if they did...

...girlfriends would start to feel jealous.

Sparky

twist it

Drill a small hole in the other end, attach tyre rubber valve then go to the local garage and attach it to the airline, rack her up to 6 or 7 bar and "POP" out like a cork!

Victor

Safe:

Lube the finger with washing up liquid. Put ice around finger and place the other end of bottle in hot water. POP! and drink beer with straw.

Not safe:

Melt the bottle. By the time the glass is hot enough your finger will be in pain and you'll just smash the bottle to get it off.

Dry outside of bottle. Wrap bottle in duct tape. Break bottle. Hope you don't cut yourself.

Caoimhín

Lemon juice.