sayings...

tracker-man

got any interesting, funny, epic, inspiring quotes or sayings? One of my favorites... Before you judge a man, you must walk a mile in his shoes, after that, who cares, you're a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Another one... Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others cause happiness whenever they go!
Yours?

Acid_Violet

My sig would be the first that comes to mind.

FunkZ

'A dream ctahcer works, if your dream is to be gay' =P

SV

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

tracker-man

some folks are wise, and some are otherwise...

The Artist

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

niallo1

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise !

They didnt have internet forums whne this was invented !

DanGerMus

"What would the world be like without Hook"

Any way i like the ones in my Sig.

Kazuma

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.
Erwin Schrodinger on Quantum Physics

entropi

My fave one

"Never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience"

Ainekav

god is good but dont dance in small boats..


think about it.. think about itttttttt....

eringobragh

Second place is First loser

DanGerMus

Mother Yore Ma knows best.

longshanks

matt damon

Davidius

Acid_Violet wrote: »

My sig would be the first that comes to mind.

That dun make no sense.

Ponster

longshanks wrote: »

matt damon

Yep, my favorite saying is also "matt demon" !

Now I wonder who your idol is?

445279.ie

For the martyr in your life

"Get down off the cross, we need the wood"

Pighead

Mel Brooks has come out with a few crackers. Pighead likes this one.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

longshanks

Ponster wrote: »

Yep, my favorite saying is also "matt demon" !

Now I wonder who your idol is?

team america are my idol, fuuck yeah

bluto63

You should either have a good bed or a good pair of shoes, cause if you're not in one, you're in the other

biko

Great people talk about ideas
Average people talk about events
Small people talk about other people

Fast_Mover

"If you lie down with the dogs, you'll get up with the fleas."

berliner

"You never fail if you keep trying". Great motto for life.

Sherifu

Praise the youth and they will cum.

Fast_Mover

^^ or as Gaelige.. "mhol an óige agus tiocfaidh said"

pirelli

Acid_Violet wrote: »

My sig would be the first that comes to mind.

Very Interesting Sig, I forgot I was not myself.

Steoob

"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Davidius

I've heard a few but none spring to mind.

GirlInterrupted

Alan Ford wrote: »

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

My favourite so far.

Another is ' Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than it is to speak and confirm it'

DanGerMus

Steoob wrote: »

"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Love that movie, not really a sayin though is it, tis a quote.

"Always Look before you Leap"

tracker-man

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If the going gets tough, tough get going

Always remember you are unique, like everyone else.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, he who does not ask, remains a fool forever.

trout

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Horace Walpole

bluto63

tracker-man wrote: »

Always remember you are unique, like everyone else.

If we're all unique, then we are all the same

Riddle101

I've got a few

-If God supports George Bush and Satan supports me, Satan's Winning-Jack Black

-He who dares wins-SAS motto

Steoob

Steoob wrote: »

"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGUqd_M6Mg

DeadSkin

I wouldn't touch her with yours :pac:

Sherifu

I left her with a face like a painters radio.

I'd do her but i'd wipe me knob on the curtain on the way out.

chalad07

eat your beans or your beans will be eaten - classic

longshanks

a mate of mine used to say 'yeah riding is alright, but you cant beat the real thing.'
he was on about ****

Frisbee

'Vests protect you from things.
Life vest protects you from drowning.
Armoured vest protects you from bullets.
Sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

ROCKMAN

A old country lad that used to drink in my local when ask once if he wanted water with his whiskey " WOULD YOU WASH YOUR FEET WITH YOUR SOCKS ON " :cool:

chopperbyrne

Rejection is better than regret.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

berliner

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Rejection is better than regret.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

Good ones.

Acid_Violet

Davidius wrote: »

That dun make no sense.

Ah it really do!

Acid_Violet

pirelli wrote: »

Very Interesting Sig, I forgot I was not myself.

You also forgot not to take everything literally.....

JCDUB

"Let the hair sit.."

Slidey

A friend of mine was on about buying a new fancy bra...
My mate sat there quiet for about half an hour as she waffled on about all the different ons she had tried on, then dryly quiped
'would ya buy socks if ya had no feet'