Things that make you want to cry in work

PeadarofAodh

:mad:I'm currently sitting at my desk with a fire alarm unit being tested behind me for the past half hour. Cue constant beeping, alarms etc and some cowboy giving me the whole "Be dun in twuu minits, bud!"

What pins your buzz down and rapes it in work? Is there a colleague who sends you ridiculous amounts of cheesey chain mail? A smelly fcuker who doesn't know how the shower works?

*Twiddles thumbs and waits for second-rate use of "Yore Ma"

Ocasionally the men in my job will get just too much for me to deal with and in the past I have wanted to cry but I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
They are all right most of the time though in fact I would say we get on well the rest of the time

Deedsie

The chain smokers. who dont realise or care about the stench off them who also happily smoke under the office window where does the smoke go? A bucket of water is the only cure i fear.

PeadarofAodh

Just to clear up, I wasn't using 'cry' literally there...I wouldn't say that's the effect a fire alarm would have on me!

It would on me
God I do have some awful hangovers and if that happened I would run home crying

anniehoo

1.The guy beside me has a little cough...didnt notice it before...now its ALL i can hear grrrr!

2.The guy beside me takes an hour to fax 4 reports and classes himself as "really busy" if anyone asks.

3.The guy beside me shows up on time for work for the first time in a month and is delighted with himself. He'll leave early though cos he's been so busy all day with his 4 faxes and feels he deserves an early pint cos its "been a long day"!

4.Guy beside me glances at my emails im writing as he walks by. Am tempted to write "I HATE THE GUY BESIDE ME" in size 48 font so he cant miss it the next time he looks.

*I actually do like the guy beside me..outside of work

Cianos

PeadarofAodh wrote: »

:mad:I'm currently sitting at my desk with a fire alarm unit being tested behind me for the past half hour. Cue constant beeping, alarms etc and some cowboy giving me the whole "Be dun in twuu minits, bud!"

What pins your buzz down and rapes it in work? Is there a colleague who sends you ridiculous amounts of cheesey chain mail? A smelly fcuker who doesn't know how the shower works?

*Twiddles thumbs and waits for second-rate use of "Yore Ma"

I'd say it'd be pretty aggravating being a fire alarm repair guy and getting snide looks all day from tossers sitting at their desk

biko

Being hungoverstupid when I'm really busy

LadyE

When there ar enot enough hours in the day to get everything done and you really need to leave at the right time - so you have to choose :mad:

PeadarofAodh

Cianos wrote: »

I'd say it'd be pretty aggravating being a fire alarm repair guy and getting snide looks all day from tossers sitting at their desk

I was waiting for a bitter response, how did you know I was a tosser? I should work on my transparency... Never mentioned snide looks, in fact it was more of an inner seething :pac:

SV

Having a hangover working in the sun...wearing shirt and tie and big flurocesent jackets is NOT what you want

Also the 2pm slump when working till 6...draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags on.

Also, just in general working the Midnight till 8 in the morning shift.

zuutroy

When I worked in Intel...pretty much everything...nowadays I just spend my time laughing at people who work there.

KBarry

The cnut of a QC who has been in the job 6 months and thinks he knows better than 4 people with a combined total of 50 years experience.

Also the smelly guy who thinks I won't be able to hear what he's saying unless he's within kissing range and doesn't take the hint when I'm backing off frantically. (Technically makes me gag, not cry.)

tread_softly

that knacker that came in once and paid me with a moist, rotting fiver that she took out from between her tits.

as if working at a tes***** till wasn't bad enough.

Deedsie

tread_softly wrote: »

that knacker that came in once and paid me with a moist, rotting fiver that she took out from between her tits.

as if working at a tes***** till wasn't bad enough.

Jeebus thats rank.

Sherifu

Paper cuts.

Silverfish

Someone else put it correctly:


Boss: Do A !

Me: But if we do A, B will occur.

Boss: I don't care, do it anyway.


Later:


Boss: OH MY GOD B HAS HAPPENED!

Me: Holy jesus.

AnonoBoy

Things that make you want to cry in work

Chopping onions.

Silverfish

Silverfish wrote: »

Someone else put it correctly:


Boss: Do A !

Me: But if we do A, B will occur.

Boss: I don't care, do it anyway.


Later:


Boss: OH MY GOD B HAS HAPPENED!

Me: Holy jesus.

+1

This **** happens to me all the time. Really is frustrating. Especially when he says someone should of seen that coming :mad:

SV

The whole..

Get A, B, C, D and F done..

now each of these will take about 3 hours each...

"but i'm only here for 8 hours"

Just get it done!

-next day-

Why wasn't all the work done?

*face.palm*

Steve_o

See my thread on the annoying girl....it definietly makes me wanna cry.. arghh!!

Gillie

When the boss rings

MistyCheese

Getting to finally leave at 5 o clock on a Friday

(Tears of joy)

monkeyfudge

The Autobot who keeps pressing the power switch on my laptop.

God damn it, Bulkhead!!!

Dord

Silverfish wrote: »

Someone else put it correctly:


Boss: Do A !

Me: But if we do A, B will occur.

Boss: I don't care, do it anyway.


Later:


Boss: OH MY GOD B HAS HAPPENED!

Me: Holy jesus.

ROFL!

PeadarofAodh

"Do you mind if I use your phone/computer etc for just one minute?"

"Do you mind if I just ask you something really quickly?"

"Do you mind if I just keep annoying you with stupid requests?"

"Oh my god you must be thinking, like, (insert her name here) is so annoying!"


Me: "Ha ha...no, not at all!" (I hate her and hope she's the victim of drink driving over the weekend...)

Silverfish

Silverfish wrote: »

Someone else put it correctly:


Boss: Do A !

Me: But if we do A, B will occur.

Boss: I don't care, do it anyway.


Later:


Boss: OH MY GOD B HAS HAPPENED!

Me: Holy jesus.

Yeah sounds like someone I know

SV

PeadarofAodh wrote: »

(I hate her and hope she's the victim of drink driving over the weekend...)

You're a disgrace.

BobTheBeat

Emails like this that come in from office in yokohama, first thing in the morning:

The CMS was working fine this morning till this morning, the emails not working (unable to send out emails) and when they logon to the CMS, it showed time out and unable to access to the systems. However, according to Gu, around 5pm they are able to send out emails but not the CMS.

Ahhhh,.. what?

thelordofcheese

monkeyfudge wrote: »

The Autobot who keeps pressing the power switch on my laptop.

God damn it, Bulkhead!!!

ooohh, bulkhead. Thats from the new transformers animated series, isn't it?

Dord

PeadarofAodh wrote: »

Me: "Ha ha...no, not at all!" (I hate her and hope she's the victim of drink driving over the weekend...)

That's not funny.

SheroN

Dord wrote: »

That's not funny.

He wasn't trying to be funny. He was serious.

monkeyfudge

thelordofcheese wrote: »

ooohh, bulkhead. Thats from the new transformers animated series, isn't it?

Yep. Luckily I left Black Arachnia and Starscream at home.

PeadarofAodh

SheroN wrote: »

He wasn't trying to be funny. He was serious.

Thanks Sheron. Who would joke about drink driving?? That's serious business.

"You're a disgrace."

I know, I should really be doing this sort of thing myself instead of leaving it up to others. I guess I'm just lazy...

thelordofcheese

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Yep. Luckily I left Black Arachnia and Starscream at home.

I wouldn't turn my back on starscram for a second.....